Go out to eat

>go out to eat
>how do you want your eggs?
>pastel colored plastic shells with candy within and hidden all around
>sorry, we can't do that

>go out to eat
>how do you want your eggs?
>scrambled
>gotchu, senpai

>Would you like lemon with your water?
>Actually I need a slice of orange
>She actually brings it

>implying they don't have eggs benedict at Denny's

>going out to eat eggs
Funniest part about that story

>he thinks an hors d’œuvre is a meal.
Retard.

No one want to go to breakfast with you user, that's the funniest part of this thread.

damn..

>implying that the night cook at your Dennys knows that's what it's called

party all the time, nigger!

"Cook them like your doing an eggs benedict"

probably frozen

because no one came to your pants party, even though everyone was invited

>order eggs at a restaurant

>not going to your favorite 24 hour cafe at 3am while stoned af
>not ordering chicken fried steak with two over easy eggs with hashbrowns smothered in green peppers and onions

>3am
>stoned
you filthy degenerate

Degenerates like you are why those poor people have to work graveyard shifts. Making fucking full course meals at 3am for a bunch of drug addicts

You'd be surprised it's actually drunk people and irresponsible single mothers that make up the graveyard shifts. Stoners are the easiest to work with of the inebriated.

>those poor people
The people who work graveyard have the easiest jobs, and the waitresses almost always get the biggest tips because everybody is stoned or drunk

God dammit when did I laugh when I read thos?

>diner breakfast
>hashbrowns, sausage, toast, eggs any way
>yes I'd like my eggs as a mayonaise atop a steak
>I'm sorry we don't––
>turn 360 degrees and walk out
wtf is wrong with diners in this day in age?

If no one went at night they wouldn't even have jobs.

it's a 24 hour cafe you autist, they're going to be working night shift even if the breakfast-cuck doesn't come in

>"how do you want your eggs"
"good"

Daily reminder that scrambled with bacon bits is the best way to eat eggs and bacon

>not dipping bacon into runny egg yolks
You're not even living

>How do you want your eggs?
>Runnier than a track star.
>waitress doesn't even chuckle

why are people dead inside now?

>mfw picturing some retard just shouting "CUCUMBER" in response to being asked if he wants lemon with his water

>drug addicts
>stoned
I don't even smoke and am straight edge as fuck but I can tell you're retarded.

>go out to eat
>OI M8 I WANT ME EGGY WEGGS
>sorry we don't do that

Service industry kills you slowly on the inside as you see your primary dreams fade away and see your life becoming, eat, work, deal with life's shit and repeat.

>go out to eat
>how do you want your eggs?
>me
>wtf

>go out to eat
>"how do you want your chicken?"
>"um...well done?"
>"No sir, crispy or grilled"

How is that pronounced? Whores Devores?

>mfw americans call yolkey clucker dippies "eggs"

Or derves

>go out to eat
>how do you want your eggs?
>denatured and then renatured
>sorry, we that's not chemically possible

It's Or-dervs. Took till I was like 15 to connect the spoken word with written as the same thing

Ordervs

was there really any need to post this after two people already gave valid answers

Wrong
news.uci.edu/research/uci-fellow-chemists-find-a-way-to-unboil-eggs/

Or-dervs

legit question: What can i do with my eggs that froze? I put them in the back of the fridge and its not a pretty sight.

>go out to eat
>what would you like to drink
>eggs
>sorry sir, we don't have eggs, will Pepsi be okay?

Ordervs

>go to breakfast with qt
>she orders eggs "well done"
>waiter doesn't know what she is talking about
>ask her if she means over hard
>she asks, "what"?
>ask her if she wants hard yolks
>she says "oh! ya tehee"
>waiter leaves
>she starts talking about how yolk is disgusting
>turn 360 slap her, moonwalk out

>how would you like your Pepsi?
>over easy
>will sunny side up be ok?
>let me just have a coke

>will sunny side up be ok?
>Nah, sunny D is fine

well, fuck

War chester shire

Once I got an egg sandwich at cracker barrel and when they asked how I wanted my eggs I said poached. They actually did it lmao

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bad jokes are bad

>go to restaurant to eat
>how do you want your eggs, Benedict?
>pause, then realize I'm wearing my name tag from work
>over easy
>ovaries? you sum kinda smart alec?
>my name is Benedict (point to name tag)
>I said over easy
>over easy?
>yes
>we can do that
>and toast
>how much toast?
>2 piece, I want two piece on the table
>if you piss on this table I'm calling the cops
>she works hard for the money starts playing

It was a shit joke.

youtube.com/watch?v=m1TnzCiUSI0

gottem

why did u freeze eggs

I've never gotten the >ordering X at a restaurant

All foods have big markups. Cooking a steak is easier than an egg.

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>go to Red Robin
>ask for bottle of A-1
>waiter brings me this