Go out to eat

>go out to eat
>how do you want your eggs?
>deviled
>sorry, we can't do that

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>go out to eat
>how do you want your eggs?
>chocolate and filled with creme
>sorry, we can't do that

Deviled eggs are a party food, what makes you think you can just order that shit at a restaurant and get away with it?

>I tried to order off-menu and then was triggered when they told me they don't do that

Then why do they call me a "party of one" at restaurants?

>Drunk at Dennys
>How do you want your eggs
>poached
>W-what?
>poached
>Um...Ill go ask the cook

>Dude the cook says you made that up
>mfw

>>go out to eat at mcdonald's
>>what do want to drink?
Perrier-Jouët Champagne Reserve Cuvée Extra Brut
>>sorry, we can't do that

Really made me think

>go out to eat
>would you like a lemon for your water
>cucumber
>brings a whole cucumber
wtf

try beaten