See qt cashier

youtu.be/TqxDY2_gySo

Are you located at, around, or near the capital of England, which belongs to the United Kingdom?

Stop. I'd actually be the one that does this

recovery

>order pepsi
>we have coke
>not as fine as you
>what?
>sure, if that's fine with you

You know we can't think to say smooth shit like that on the spot.

>Get Taco Bell take out
>Go to McDonald's double drive-thru
>Pull in line without ordering
>Blast music and eat Taco Bell at the window
>Wear a sombrero for bonus points
>Leave

It's almost like you didn't ever have to bullshit your way out of getting in trouble for cursing in gradeschool.

>sure, if that's fine with you
>oh, ok coke got it
>when you fell down from heaven
>please leave

>Go to any fast food place with free refills
>Ask only for a large drink
>If they give you a cup, stand at the machine and fill it with each drink
>when it fills, pour it out and fill it with each drink again
>Rinse and repeat until either the machine is empty or you get yelled at

>Get a large pizza from Papa John's
>Go to Pizza Hut
>Open door and frisbee throw the pizza into the restaurant and scream "PAPA'S IN THE HOUSE!!!" at the top of your lungs
>Quietly leave

>be me
>order Mcdonald
>sit in car listening to the audiobook
>y you two

I had to bullshit my way out of punching some emo kid in the back of his fat neck for being such a piece of shit
>I don't want to be your friend because you believe in Santa
Yeah well fuck you too Erik, I didn't want to be your friend anyways

>enjoy your food
>thanks you too

every time

Kek

How big was Erik's cock?

And how vinegary

>be qt cashier
Not even in your wildest dreams

Showing up extremely drunk and making sexual advances toward staff is a good one

Rekt

>visit restaurant
>approach counter and start asking for a pizza
>get cut of mid speech and asked to leave because of my smell
>just stand there for a moment to think of a way to respond to preserve my dignity
>I could feel every person in the vicinity were staring at me
>before I could come up with an answer a waitress comes up from my back and startles me
>she asks if I'm lost as if I'm a retard
>I realise that I'll just go along as being a fully functional person who stinks would be too embarassing
>so he's guiding me outside and I put on my best acting for retard
>I see an old classmate sitting among some friends of his so I quit the act and start walking towards him as there would be no way that he couldn't have seen
>I begin talking to him and I realise it wasn't him
>I run for the door as everyone's disgusted looks are aimed at me
>spaghetti is literally everywhere
>I hit my face on the door as I attempted to make a fast exit, the door opened outwards

I hope this is true.

>is coke fine?
Why has nobody commented on how unnatural and disabled this sounds
OP needs to be euthanised

Just say something along the lines of this. "Sorry, the cancer really affects my pores, so I sweat and sweat a lot."

ITT
>teenagers acting like shit and giving people a hard time at their jobs because they have never worked before

It's a MEME

Everything on Veeky Forums is a MEME

reddit.com/r/Veeky Forums/comments/670ei7/cuck_orders_a_soda/

Wow I did it guys!

I finally made it. So proud :')

Make
Every
Meat
Edible

MEME

>I'll take a cola
>Sorry, we only have Sprite
Motherfuckers

This fuck needs to be executed.

mfw I have literally
>enjoy the film
>you to!

I've gotten to where I have to actively resist doing that.

>find a restaurant
>ask for RC or Pepsi
>become immersed in the meme

>discovering a restaurant that serves RC or Pepsi
you did it wrong

holy fucking kek

>get banned from a restaurant for talking with the cashier

holly molly, you americans really surprise me

what are you doing nigger

kek
Guilty as charged bro

>feeling like shit as usual
>get some clothes from the pile of dirty shit and get out to buy food or wathever
>get into mcdonalds, fuck its full of kids
>stare at the ground and try not to look at anyone
>moms grab their kids and pull them close
>finally my turn, mumble something, i want food
>cashieer asks me what i want, i take two burgers, why not?
>get my food seconds after ordering, to go even tho i forgot to ask for that, they really want me gone
>grab the bag and im out but im not done yet, go to the gas station next and buy some soda and icecream
>blew way too much money that i probably needed for something else but who cares, if im lucky im not waking up
>eat it at home in total darkness because i never bothered to change the lightbulb that borke months ago
>its better this way anyways, this way i cant see all the trash around and all the damage i have done to the place

>"have a nice day"
>you too
>"have a nice day"
>you too
>"enjoy"
>you too
Every. Fucking. Time.

I hate when lightbulbs are borken

but that's not a room lightbulbs are borken, but those inside you user

Yeah, me too

Hey there buddy! It's your old pal knifey. I miss playing together. Come visit me and run me along your wrists to make the pain go away!

underageb&

Check em

this

He was gay
The emo thing was a phase
He discovered this when he died his hair red with spray paint and tongue fucked a football player in high school