ITT: Weird shit that you do

I eat everything backwards.

At parties Ill double dip my chip.

He's the crust and he's probably already baked

Manadarin oranges and peanut butter sandwich. The flavors work so well together. The only thing that dosnt work is the juice hitting your chin.

I take a bite of a cookie and then drink milk instead of dipping the cookie in the milk.

How does one eat noodles with nothing but a spoon... I thought it was obvious to use a fork..

Same here, the cookie just falls apart and dissolves at the bottom of my glass.

>order from Pizza Hut
>throw pizza directly into fridge
>let age for a few days
>warm it up at a high heat
>let the outside get crisp and melty while the inside gets to about room temp
>enjoy
it's so much better than eating it right out of the box

I use my cock as a kebab skewer

I used to break apart half of the cookie and let it sink to the bottom of the milk, chug the milk, then drink the cookie stew. It was like a doughy milkshake.

>when I eat popcorn I eat all of the external crunchy kernel bits first until all I have is the puff part. Like pirates booty but with real popcorn. Then after I gather a pile of popcorn puffs, I eat the puffs one/two at a time and let it soak up my saliva until fully soaked up and then I swish it around in my mouth like a paste and then I swallow it.

So yeah.

Will try thanks user

I would get a handful of these fuckers and chew it until it became a soft and wet then I would form a perfect sphere out of it. Put them in the fridge for 30 minuets. Come back and enjoy.

what a fucking waste

This is the shit my nigga.
I made this when I was around 8 cause it's the only food we had, stuck ever since

I'll spend hours slowly caramelizing four chopped onions and then eat the whole thing in one sitting.

I'm pretty sure most people eat ramen this way, user.

After cooking Ramen instead of putting it in a bowl I just eat it straight out of the pot I cooked it in.

Holy...

you stick food up your butt and then throw it up whole?

So your a self hating jew?

> Boil water in pot
> 2 bags of Ramen noodles
> Wait 5 min (until noodles are completely cooked)
> Drain out all water
> Add 1 tsp of butter
> 1 Cup of cheese
> 2 packets of seasoning (whatever they come with)
> Light salt/pepper
> Mix until its texture resembles fettuccine Alfredo
> Enjoy

I eat raw chicken,then swallow some burning hot grease

I like looking for food in dumpsters, bringing it home and eating it. I'm not even a poorfag

my favourite dish are frozen grapes

...

Haha good imagination but not even close

For me it's the pb&j with baloney

Dude, what the literal fuck

I fapped to decapitated girl pics one time

This is a well known concept in sunrise land.
youtube.com/watch?v=YHQXBAjkmOQ

I rub garlic on the cutting board so everything I chop tastes like garlic

I eat everything with tiny teaspoons. I got fat when I was a kid and started eating like that to ensure I couldn't over eat, but it's just stuck with me.

that's sometimes known as the Cousin Cody

It tastes better that way

>drink milk from bowl like cat
>freeze m&ms
>put mustard in chocolate frosty

I like ketchup and cheese sandwiches. American cheese on fluffy American white bread only.

when I was a kid I would use mashed potatoes as a hot dog topping. I still do it once every few years or so, just for the nostalgia.

Do mashed potatoes on chicken patties. It's like sex but in your mouth.

This is the objectively superior way to eat cookies and milk.