For me, it's La Croix

>all the flavor of a sugary carbonated beverage
>zero sugar and calories or additives
>women adore it, increases alpha status
>inexpensive


Why have you enjoyed a La Croix today?

the girl?

I've tried it recently, lime flavor, but all I can taste is the carbonation. It's awful. Is it just something you get used to or is there another flavor I should try?

its gotta be extremely cold, like supercooled

Because this is objectively better

...

Grapefruit is the best

I don't drink it because my well water tastes better but I did look up the sodium content and was surprised to see it had 0. Usually that kind of drink has 150% of the rda of sodium.

2 expensive tho

I can afford it, but not in good conscience.

>flavor
Nope
>women adore it
You should become one then, you failed man

There's literally no sweetener in it, so don't expect super sweet sugarstevia drink

It's not that i'm expecting overt sweetness, it's that it literally tasted like the carbon dioxide, and worse than plain water. I imagine it's just a preference thing, cause i'm not much a fan of seltzer water either.

I used to drink it but don't care much for how minerally it is.

Schweppes' recent line of flavored sparkling waters is a whole lot more palatable and doesn't assrape the wallet.

The coconut one is great but I can only find it on Amazon

Likewise, I've been to four supermarkets (including Walmart) and nobody carries the coconut flavor, what the hell?! Only place I can score some is at a liquor emporium on the other side of town.

I just bought the polar lemonade series, good shit

The best

I've had that brand and it's delish. Do you do wine spritzers? Their mango lemonade is mighty tasty with some Riesling.

No but I will now

But la Croix isn't expensive

Tried Orange, Apricot, Coconut, Grapefruit, and Lemon
Lemon is my favorite so far.

we know it's you, Tom Segura

>Why have you enjoyed a La Croix today?

$.10 has been deposited into your shill account

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Tastes like seltzer with a few drops of lime juice to me.

My brothers. They have it at the beer distributor and whole foods.

I see the coconut flavor at my grocery store all the time. Not my favorite to be honest. Not bad but just not as good as lime.

Is it good for mixed drinks?

It's fantastic with vodka imo.

Topochico with a slice of lime is better

This one knows the answer

It goes well with mixed drinks
>and your tampons in the gucci purse you carry.

Weak.

How is it pronounced?
La Croye?
La Craw?
La Cwaw?

la crwa, you mong.

If you anglicize it and pronounce the X, it'll trigger people and it's funny as fuck to watch people cringe upon hearing it.

Reminds me of the episode of 'Allo, 'Allo!, where the British liberated the village and presented Rene with a medal. Instead of pronouncing "Artois" as AR-twah, they did the sensible thing and pronounced it "ar-TOYS".

Because of this episode, this is how I pronounce Stella Artois IRL. Fuck that beer and the people that drink it.

Fuck people who try to affect other accents just to pronounce brand names or specific names of things. If you're not a natural speaker of the language, don't insist on pronouncing the word correctly in its native form just to put on airs. You become both a faggot and a cunt by doing so.

Can you fatfaced obese Americans really not drink anything if it isn't flavored?
Try some water you fat fucks.

I would like to know if they would buy carbonated waer with lots of sugar and some artifiicial colouring but without any aroma added. I guess they will drink it because of the sugar.

bloody camarilla scum

I can't help but agree with you.

there's your problem, you tried the lime flavor, which, like that other user said, needs to be superchilled, or it's gross. its definitely the worst flavor of them all.

but La Croix is water

you're wrong

it's la croy

it's from the fucking midwest

But then why don't you also spell the foreign words incorrectly based on your pronounciation, Mr. Fancypants?
Oh well, sest la vai.

Apple tango

Get rekt amerifats

>>women adore it, increases alpha status

That's not how that works, user.

>all the flavor of a sugary carbonated beverage

ha.

mango and passionfruit confirmed god tier

La Croix is fucking garbage

Vintage, Polar, or suck my dick

You mean the tampons OP shoves up his ass don't make him hotter to checks?!

Talking Rain or bust

Fuck La Croix, Crome all the way!
(Also fuck they still make La Croix? Imma need to get some imported then)

Always thought it was la croi(no pause)x

Fugg she was so prime

yeah im not going to pay for water

luh-croy

Is this a Christian drink?

You just look like a retard.

>was
What happened?

Quit and became preggers

Quit pornography, dates a DJ or something, now pregnant. Atleast she's a nurse or something.
Im going to masturbate until I ejaculate, to her, tonight.

That's like 200 calories a can

Not if you're trying to avoid all the sugar. That shit tastes good, but it's about as healthy as regular soda.

It's what I generally mix with, usually with vodka. Gin is okay with the lime or lemon, tequila is kind of...flavorful, and I'd probably mix with something else (or just have it in a margarita), and I haven't tried it with rum. But it's a great vodka mixer for sure.

Fuck off, Nines.

Whole foods has it if its still available they get special flavors its still the same price if not cheaper at other stores

I pay $500 for a 12 pack of La Croix fluids, OP

Did you not see wolf of wall street?

What a great mother she'll make; posting fap-bait of herself online while carrying.

Reminds of a married pornstar who fucked her way into some extra cash while extremely pregnant.

So.. what're we talking about here?

you meant this right

absolutely patrician

>all the flavor of a sugary carbonated beverage

>Have a lime one
>Tastes like unflavored seltzer water

Fuck off

just tried tangerine and it's fucking great

I just had some yesterday for the first time. Some hipster girl brought it to a crawfish boil I went to. Gotta say it was pretty good. Pic related

Pineapple strawberry flavor tastes exactly like monster energy

I'm drinking a mango la croix right now. The mango and the coconut are main two I buy. The coconut is god tier.

same. only been able to find it at whole foods which is 40 mins away from my house

This is literally made in the US

>using a fat European to talk shit about Americans being fat

ever heard of cognitive dissonance

Bottles of Crystal Geyser Lemon Flavor for me. 42 oz at $0.68 when on sale. They use to be called Calistoga if by chance there is anyone who drank that all the time when they were a kid.

>zero additives
the fuck does this even mean?
>>women adore it, increases alpha status
Thats literally like wearing women's perfume thinking it will impress them

How about Zevia?

How is it pronounced
'Cwah', like croissant?

Best diet drink here

Passionfruit a best

remy lacroix

I love doctor pepper but the diet one is shit, same as coke and pepsi.

The only good diet/zero drinks I've had are iron bru and fanta.

the Aldi generic version taste better, more fruit flavor

I drink these because I found out that I enjoyed carbonation way too much which then in turn helped me kick my soda addiction.

It's alright. Tried a 24 sampler and there's no real way to replicate HFCS but it's as close as you can get without it.

Hard to have one and not think of it as a worse version of the real thing generally

La Croix

#1 Coconut, never get sick of this one, and great with a squeeze of fresh lime too. It's even a good mixer half and half with limeade. I usually get mine at Publix.
#2 Blackberry Cucumber (the tall skinny can Curate version of La Croix

>How is it pronounced?
La Kroy, rhymes with Helen of Troy

Eat shit nu-male.

For me, it's Coke Classic.

It tasted like seltzer and rind.