You must take control of your eating habit, Veeky Forums

But why

>tfw 4/20 binge
ive been high and stuffing my face ever since it was 4/20 and i just reached my goal weight too
oh well i'll lose it in a week and maybe itll get my parents off my back about me losing weight when they visit me this week
/thinspo

forgot to add the whole reason why i posted itt lol
>300 kcals
not difficult as long as u drink plenty of water and chew a lot of gum
especially if ur subtracting calories from cardio

Hes not exactly in top shape either

Make me.

People keep writing that as if he's supposed to be ripped. He's a fucking 72 year-old surgeon who's spent decades dealing with morbidly obese fucks and performing grueling marathon surgeries.

>not knowing that Calories = kilocalories
God I hope you are trolling

This is also a problem you must take care of.
You must breathe only fifty times a day.

Well, breathing is actually destructive to you. Oxygen is both how we live and why we die.

That sounds like an excuse!

Fair enough

>calories = kcal

Then why don't you fucking say "calorie." Everyone knows what a calorie is, Veeky Forumsfag. You know why you add a layer of obfuscation? So you can smugly smile and smirk, "oh look, he doesn't belong to my tribal group. I'm freely permitted to point and laugh."

That's just a strange way to live.

Most people who have taken the General Chemistry series have most likely run into Calories vs calories before. It's really not that exclusive. In fact, even Veeky Forums knows the difference simply through their minimal experience with looking into diet. How can you be on a food-centric board and not know what a kcal is?

>300 calorie diet
So... the equivalent of a bowl of cereal per day and nothing else? What am I, a North Korean?

And dat'll be ya last suppah!

Half of them eat closer to 15 or 20 k

Looks like it's time to switch doctors :)

how is this show called

>WATCH IT DOCTA

SIZE OF A PEA

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>tfw eat the recommended calories a day and still fat

honestly should be doing this.

i have type 2 diabetes. starvation is the cure.

give me pancreas a nice rest. let my cells restore their insulin sensitivity.

40 days of famine. STARTING NOW.

suffer well.

>Fast all day so I can absorb alcohol easier and quicker
>Eat around 1500 calories in Pizza for dinner
>Drink 2000 calories in Mikes Hard
>around 500 more calories in Rum

>Vomit uncontrollably by the end of the night and the next morning
>Dont gain any calories at all

Checkm8 Dr. Now

I hope you're not literally eating absolutely nothing. Even type 2 does need to be worked on. Eat a few crackers with a small, like, diner sized pat of jam once or twice a day at least to ensure your blood sugar doesn't drop like a stone and cause you to have a seizure like I did. Lost my entire arm because I was trying to force it to be better and got into a car crash. Don't do it man. 40g a day sugar is a good spot to aim for. Less would be better, but 40g will keep you around the higher end of normal (110-120 blood glucose) on average.

You mean 300 less than used? Or is the idea that as a dead man I will lose weight rapidly?

What if I'm a professional cyclist? then 8000 calories a day is pretty standard.

Well, I'll starve and die in a month or two so... Sure.

What do you mean by "these people"?

He is clearly talking about black folks at kfc

No,
calories = calories
Calories = kilocalories
Stupid notaton but I will nitpick if others feebly atempt it.

might be better to use meat and fat? or do those not work for the beetus?