What book should i get my mom for christmas?

what book should i get my mom for christmas?

Tao te Ching. No memeing.

gET HER lAURIE pENNY'S FEMINISM BOOK

Something she would enjoy

Ever since I found my mom's copies of 50 Shades of Grey stuffed beneath her mattress I have refused to treat her as a human being, let alone a literate one. I refuse to let here even kiss me on the mouth any more since I'm sure she has oral herpes. This year I'm buying her a cilice with her own money.

Venus in furs

>Tao te Ching

would a middle-aged upper class white woman enjoy this?

None. Women only like to read popular garbage, see goodreads.

A dildo

Bought my mom The Waves by Virginia Woolf this xmas.

Get her something you think she'll enjoy that you could see yourself enjoying as well. Simple as that

yes. my mom is like that and she liked it

Charlotte's Web

I got mine fear and trembling. She's going through a Christian phase and she can at least do it right.

Post your moms tit's, faggot

To the Lighthouse

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>reading list for middle aged wimin
Fifty Shades of Grey - E.L. James
Fifty Shades Darker - E.L. James
Fifty Shades Free - E.L. James
The Secret - Rhonda Byrne
Twilight - Stephenie Meyer
New Moon - Stephenie Meyer
Eclipse - Stephenie Meyer
Breaking Dawn - Stephenie Meyer
I've known plenty of women who only own these books

Buy her CDs, is what I finally realized I can get my mum that shell actually enjoy and get some use out of. She loves Hunky Dory it turns out.

This is my go to present if I cannot think of anything. Besides a bottle of wine.

Schopenhauer. Feed her the redpill user.

Try Robyn Carr or Jodi Picoult novels.

The Brothers K.
It's actually good too and moms love it.