Veeky Forums cringe that you did

Veeky Forums cringe that you did.

>Hated on Stephen King while reading Richard Bachmann

>Read a book
It sucked.

I used to read novels.

I read a couple of books with movie covers.
Is there redemption for a siner such as I?

How old were you when you read them

16

forgivable, but not excusable
you must atone, user

reading while being aware that i get 0 pleasure from it and i dont even know why i do it

How do I purify my sinful body senpai?

You'll live. We all make mistakes at times. What books exactly? if you can remember.

Weathering Heights and Pride and Prejudice

>reading something
>feel inspired about an interesting passage
>write a page or two about the subject of that passage
>think that i am a literary genius because of my shit text

this is literally my diary

wuthering innit ?

It's a weird english word, my b.

With a straight face told my teacher I read Finnegan's Wake

How many people have actually read Finnegan's wake

One. Two if you counted God.

*Finnegans

For once this meme line fits perfectly.

is this a painting of someone dabbing

Who Knows it's Charles Sims when he had schizophrenia. This was before dabbing was a thing but maybe he knew

Jesus Christ why is lit so snobby... The Long Walk is an excellent book. Even Running Man isn't like, terrible. You guys need to mellow out. It's fine if you don't like them but don't feel ashamed for having enjoyed something ffs

Underrated post.

I've done this, she thought I was autistic. I didn't like her or her class

Did she think you were literally autistic or just """autistic"""?

I read my nephew a book called 'Please Mr Panda'. Took three readthroughs before I realised the Panda wasn't giving the other animals doughnuts because they weren't saying 'please'.

She thought I had aspergers. I might, I dunno. I don't care enough to get diagnosed

>nice trips

It also suspiciously looks like FeelsGuy

I want less.

Told my teacher literary merit doesn't exist

>girl asks me who my favorite author is
>"Calvino"
>"oh I've never heard of him"
>smugly smile "yeah I know"

still think about this and cringe

This made me laugh. We all have those moments, just have to laugh and move on

This is probably the best meme Veeky Forums has come up with this year, with spreading potential unseen in this board. We should send reddit a christmas basket.

Told my date Murakami is my favorite author. I will never recover from that.

I, can, make, everything, separated, by,
commas, because, I feel, like it

Worshipping Harold Bloom

that is an an-hero worthy nugget of shame there

That doesn't sound that bad unless you were telling the truth.

I haven't read that much of Murakami but norwegian wood is my all time favourite book
Should i be ashamed?

No

>hated on

I read all the Twilight books. It started because I was chatting with a girl who was a huge fan and she sent me her copy (with dog-ears marking the "best" passages).
I was trying to get laid and didn't even succeed.

Lmao never read anything a girl recommends. It's almost always shut unless she actually reads and the book sounds interesting. However 98.239175930001% of the time it's smut

Yes