Yo i wanna fuck the Wendy's girl

Not be a nigger.

I'm 5'10" and 135lbs of skinny-fit, so no.

>It's like visual pollution everywhere I go on the internet.

>implying the internet isn't already overflowing with visual pollution

but yeah fat people are fuckin gross, it's becoming a problem because of the fat acceptance movement and whatnot

that guy from /cock/ sends his regards

Are you a small dicked asian that can't handle a full bodied woman, by any chance?

Keep trying, I guess.

But I like the T H I C C women...

THICC means small waist and wide hips. Not whale-waist and dumbo-hips.

Yeah I'll have a Dave's Triple

I'll take a baconator with a smalll fry and a root beer, Oh and hold on the loli, trying to watch my calories here,

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taken from fj
I imagine eating her shit would be like burger rolls, but would drinking her diarrhea be a chocolate milkshake?

I imagine thrusting into her cheesy (cheddar) pussy, putrid enough so that bits of gunk smears and sticks to you as my plunges quake her body. I'm spiritually excited as her strawberry lemonade urine gushes out in delightful unison with my desecration of her body. Ebb and flow.

The moment seemed all to ephemeral, as my raw urges kicked as the pressure and friction between doubled in intensity. You'd think her grease stricken, sweat painted body would give easier to my weight force, but she remained stationary, ever so eager to please with her vile tendencies. Her aptitude in her wickedness made me grow leery, and yet the body cared not

funnyjunk.com/Smug wendy/funny-pictures/6246623/2#2

Oh, yeah no whales.

she doesn't look that skinny. And it looks like she definitely has an ass.

>I want to believe the person running the Wendy's twittter account is a smug anime girl...

Wendy's isn't that old a franchise m8

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>3 big titties
>2 rotundular squigglindee gluteus maxami
Damm

>thicc
That's fat, retard.

>those proportions
Awful

>shad
I think you should kill yourself, bucko.

>12 midnight
>go on cooking board
>savagly critique fast food based porn drawings

Truly THIS is Satan.

It's 9:22 you east coast dwelling piece of human garbage.

Gonna be honest: I'd much rather trust the top lady's opinion on cheeseburgers than the bottom. I know which one of the two is more likely to know her way around a burger.

Also, the real Wendy is pretty cute despite her weight. If she hit the treadmill regularly, she'd probably be pretty damn hot.

Does that really change anything?

I don't think the fat acceptance movement is what's causing the problem. People in America (Europe too) are getting fatter and fatter, because lots of cheap food and no one gives a fuck. The fat acceptance bullshit is a consequence and symptom, not the disease.

>has an ass
Cushion for the pushin', lad.

Yeah.

I only go to wendy's for the chili and they've been slowly making it smaller and smaller over the years

Yeah I think she is in her early to mid 50s.

>hurr hurr don't trust a skinny chef
Bullshit. The implication is "fat people only eat the most high-quality foods!" but in reality fat people are fat because they're shoveling crap into their faces all the time.

Too many hamburgers

Is Wendy's good?

Pretty good imo, but they get squished between BK and Carl's Jr in terms of quality and price.

Or you've just gotten bigger you amerifat

>Well shit, she looks like Dave, no surprise there. maybe when she was younger she w-

NOPE. NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE.

NO SIR.

Shad is based

>im autistic enough to unironically believe everyone in america is fat identical copies of eachother

No, he's a retard who draws shitty porn. People that think he's "based" are probably crossposting newfags.

70% of american adults are overweight.

No, I've noticed it too. For a while, anything on their dollar menu especially had really thin patties or filets. It may have changed after people called them out on their shit, but I only eat Wendy's when I'm on the road and I haven't taken any long road trips in a while so I wouldn't know what they're doing now. I think I had a chicken-sandwich-of-the-month a few months back and it was fairly thick, but otherwise wasn't too impressive. I don't remember what it was. The Spicy Ghost Pepper Monterey Bacon Double Gouda Sriracha Old Bay Fagboi Chicken Deluxe, or something.

Definitely autistic

A real woman has curves, not that you'd ever be able to handle a real woman, schweetie

I used to jerk off to this all the time. There's also a gyaru version of this.

>tfw no fat american gf to forcefeed burgers and fuck all day

>has no idea what autism is
>american facebook-based education

>hurr hurr don't trust a fatass chef
Bullshit. The implication is "thin people gotta know what's up cuz 'muh metabolism n shieet" So many skinny-ass bitches are thin because they eat on deficits and sit out while fatass patty and beer gut gus stuffs their mouth with some curly fries and soft serves. Who can you trust to know what kind of burger is good when the usual suspects for burger whoring is the doughbags that eat them the most? Lard ass trash eaters know exactly what burger gives them the meat sweats and bread fever when they dine out, exceptions abound, as to be expected, for anyone with a brain

>Who can you trust to know what kind of burger is good when the usual suspects for burger whoring is the doughbags that eat them the most?
Fat people will literally eat any burger because they don't give a shit.

Thin people who consider that burger to be an occasional treat will choose carefully because it's their one cheat meal that week.

I'll listen to the thin person over the fat person because they actually thought about it.

I've been to restaurants with enough fat people and seen them throw embarrassing adult tantrums over the most trivial bullshit to know that they cannot be trusted in matters of good taste

t. Shadman

Who the fuck doesn't????????

Sadly, she is one of the thinner women in the usa

YOO satan's trips!

>skinny-fit
>135 lbs
you're a fucking skeleton, that's what you are

Shad is fucking horrid

>I'm thirteen and just discovered rule 34 and think shadman is the only one who does it
AW, honey

Actually I've read that at least in America, the obesity rate is starting to slowly fall

>like AIDS infested child beating upright baboons

Remove yourself

Well yea, obese people tend to live significantly shorter lives on average, and the "recent" "influx" of migrants isn't helping the obesity rates.

They redid their fries a few years ago, fucking favorite regular cut fries now. Burgers are good for their price point.

So, uh, is this where all the Wendy's content is going to go from now on? I was in the thread on /co/ last night.

I was in that thread.

>Shad does a series of pics about lolicon Hillary Clinton
>this makes him based
/pol/ needs to get the fuck out and stay out.

I wanna fuck her on a pile of baconators

I hope /co/ never leaves

People jealous that a westerner draws anime porn and is able to financially support himself. It's a hate bandwagon, none of these faggots know a thing about art, and if they did they wouldn't be bitching about anime tier fan art. Its hilarious. I don't even fap to shadman but there is no reason to hate him like everyone does.

>I don't even fap to shadman but there is no reason to hate him like everyone does.
how about that his art is terrible and he acts like an edgy thirteen year old

Okay reddit. Can't handle a little loli?

>unzips dick

What do you think her favorite thing on the menu is? The Baconator? Dave's Triple? The Bacon Ranch Fries?

easily the best out of the big 3 fast food chains

shad regularly draws gay interracial porn, you think /pol/ likes him? he's an uber degenerate.

>shilling a fast food company
>for free

Their food is disgusting, their mascot is a qt and their twitter is good, though

as do i i.imgur.com/8yKdN4G.jpg

God bless this thread.

>God

>tfw we will probably never have comfy /cock/ again

Honestly the best thing about /cock/ was the fact that it sort of ended up giving birth to /d/-lite when it came to fat girls. And /cock/ had many good things about it.

And that was my delight alright.

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oh god
that is pretty tempting

The country's adults are now 74% fat. And the children are catching up. Additionally, you're more like to find an obese person than a normal weight person

>dat baconator ass
id fucks wit dat on my cheat day

Its mostly
I can't handle shitty proportions and shitty use of 3 colours max to draw character without clothes
Also cranking edgynes to the limits

Why are there suddenly Wendy's threads on /co/ and Veeky Forums?

the /cock/ union remains strong despite the board dissolving

>Wendy's shills are on this site RIGHT NOW

75% Morbidly obese, 20% body builder, 5% grossly underweight.

who is this artist

WE WANT /COCK/

BRING BACK /COCK/

I thought arms in op were a dick like a candy cane sweatered dickgirl dick u know wot I mean

with armless amputeeism

Yuck, what's with those alien garbage scooping arms?