Go to Golden Corral

This

When i was a broke student I would go to a local chinese buffet place ($20/per plate all you can eat) with a back pack full of ziplocks even sometimes but usually Tupperware, load up those fuckers sometimes i would be set for upwards of 2 weeks worth of meals. Just be sneaky breh

You're a nigger aren't you? I briefly worked at a restaurant that would occasionally have all you can eat specials and the niggers would always try to get extra servings to take home. It got so bad management would have to put up signs that said it was for dine in only and you couldn't take anything home and when we went to the tables to greet the guest we had to tell them that as part of our opening spiel also.

That sounds like some dumb shit from a movie. But I'm inclined to believe it. People never cease to amaze with their stupidity in positions of power

>all you can eat
NOT
>all you can carry

Why don't more all-you-can-eat buffets and restaurants just sale annual or seasonal membership cards? I'm sure many customers who are regulars at these places would buy them. It'd mean regular traffic and front-loaded revenue for the restaurant and a per-visit paying for itself overtime discount for the consumer.

>discount to the customer
Gee I wonder.

The shear number of poor and fat people who would just eat an absurd amount every single day would bankrupt them in days.

You still pay for to-go shit at a buffet by weight you mongrel

This. I see huge people with a portable entertainment setup just camp and go through like 8 plates while im eating. You want to DISCOURAGE that type of buffet customer

Olive Garden tried something like this, it was called the "Never Ending Pasta Pass" and for $100 you got unlimited pasta dishes for 7 weeks.

>Buy a meal at a buffet
>Start stuffing pounds of food into a garbage bag
>But I paid for it...?
You're a fucking moron.

Seriously, I can't understand your level of retardation. It's not called all you can take, it's called all you can EAT. You do not own all the food in the fucking building. They'd take issue with you shoveling their food onto the floor too.

Apparently they've done it 3 years in a row. You have to go 8-10 times for any actual savings and if you want to beat the house you probably have to go 20 times and be this guy.

consumerist.com/2014/11/11/pasta-pass-winner-eats-115-olive-garden-meals-in-7-weeks/

Yeah, which is the reason I wonder why Pizza Hut, KFC, Subway, etc. haven't copied it.

Actually why aren't there any all-you-can eat sub sandwich buffets?

Probably the worst business idea I've ever heard. You want to challenge fat people to see how much they can eat in year? It's hard enough getting them out of an All You Can Eat after 6 hours.

When you put it that way I suppose you're right when is prolly why we haven't seen more of this kind of thing. I generally underestimate gluttony in America because I'm not a walking cargo ship.

I hate these threads. Stop being dummies, all of you

Tbh the reason it worked at Olive Garden is because you have a wait staff serving you food. That'll slow down the least embarrassed and keep the most embarrassed miles clear of ever getting the discount or even buying the pass.

If it was at a buffet it would have to be an absolute fortune since people would completely let loose and there would be nothing preventing them from just eating nonstop or wasting food constantly.

My god.

>Golden Carroll has plainclothes employees who get to eat all day without getting paid who watch for this
Kek, just walk out they will be 300 lbs

>go to Golden Corral
that was your first mistake

I would rather pay $20 to eat one(1) good dish at a restaurant than pay $20 to eat multiple dishes of shit at a buffet.

This.
Its so rare to see a buffet that is half as good as an a la carte Restaurant.

Some dishes are good even if theyre not top quality.

but if you go to GC you are paying for dinner and a show.

Seriously Set up at a table within view of the chocolate fountain thing. Most entertainment you ever got for less than15 bux.

Agreed. Even the nicest Vegas buffets are still garbage compared to just shoveling more wasteful stuff in your gaping maw.

Unless of course they also include all you can drink... in which case, sign me up.

I only go to GC for the breakfast because they have fresh fruit and the omelette bar is kind of worth it. Last time I went at night some fucking fatass was sitting alone at a 12 person table and he had his food strung out across all of the different sections. GC is just a meme at this point.

they charge based on how much the average person eats in one sitting and if people start treating it like a supermarket they will start having to make more food for less revenue cause its no longer one sitting.

even if you already put the food on your plate the staff would rather throw it out and let it go to waste on principle than to reward your faggot sense of entitlement.

please kill yourself you stingy greedy nigger.

>working in a resturaunt that is frequented by niggers

>tell me to pay and leave
I'ma call bullshit - you always pay first at golden corral. This is made up by someone with little imagination.

Because you paid to eat there according to their rules. Deal with it.

>he lost weight

seems cool to me

Why are you idiots responding to super obvious bait

>I paid so why couldnt I take it

Holy shit, you 'Merican niggers are disgusting.

>have a few drinks in the parking lot
What like drank beer outside in a car park ? are you too poor to have drinks inside ? Do alot of Americans do this ? Why not drink inside or at home ? Why in the parking lot ? We reserve that for the homeless ad slavs in the UK

All golden corrals offer a go box for 1.99. The manager should have offered this to you.

This is why I like the all you can eat sushi place by me, because it has punishments for dumbasses like you. What you paid for was all you can eat, that refers to all you can eat while you are there, not all you can eat for the day or all you can eat for your life time. Thats why if you come back later you have to pay again, you aren't paying for all the food at the buffet, only paying for what you can eat in that sitting. Coming back to that sushi restaurant i was talking about, they have a policie for all the food you couldnt eat you can take home but you have to pay extra for because you couldnt eat it.

Lots of places don't offer alcohol inside. Most places, in fact. And you can't bring your own in. You also can't drink and drive yourself to the Golden Corral, but if you drink in the parking lot, you might be sober after 6 hours of all you can eat garbage.

I'm not endorsing it, but I won't deny that I haven't done my fair share of parking lot drinking before the club or a concert.

he argued with them
would you offer something to an unfriendly thief?

To be fair the pasta pass includes the breadsticks and salad too. You could easily lose weight by going there even daily with a small salad for lunch (dont top it with all the worst shit) and a small soup or salad for dinner.

>entertainment
>bunch of uncouth unmannered ghetto kids ramming their grubby little fried chicken lubricated fingers in the chocolate fondeaux
No

More like
>all you can shit

Thats a sound policy

>Eating rabbit food for an entire meal
>eating rabbit food for TWO meals

Do Europeans really eat this shit?

>tell me to pay and leave
Golden Corral has you pay FIRST not LAST.
Fake and gay.

Seriously? Do you know Golden Corral is a buffet? You CAN take it home if you order to go and pay by the pound. It has zero to do with lawsuits and everything to do with the fact that you are paying for a VISIT. It is all-you-can-eat in a sitting not all-you-can-eat + all-you-can-fit-in-your-bag

You also want to discourage the kind of buffet customers who load up a plate and eat only about half.
You also want to discourage the kind who come just to eat the crab legs, steak, seafood and whatever else is the absolute most expensive.
You also want to discourage the kind who bring their kids and don't watch them and just let them run around picking up whatever they want (and also wasting most of what they grab).
Basically, you want to discourage the asshole customers who go to abuse the "rules" instead of just eating a meal and leaving. If all buffet customers were normal people and not assholes the buffet experience and prices would be much better since buffets could allow people to sample different foods they might otherwise not be inclined to try (in small amounts at a time) or just have a filling meal for a low cost with a lot of variety.

>I paid for all the food I can eat why does it matter where I eat it?
Yeah, all you can eat, not all you can carry away.

Very true. Ive seen all those things basically every time at a buffet. Most people should have mature chaperones with them while in public.

>pay by the pound

Christ, I somehow believe this could really be true.

A pound of takeout isnt much actual prepared food.

This pasta is a little dry OP. Maybe if you post the sauce to the original post it could be better.

Good lord.
Is there a name for these types of people? Buffeteers?

ARE MILLENNIAL DESTROYING ALL YOU CAN EAT CULTURE?

WHY ARE MILLENNIAL EATING AT ALL YOU CAN EAT RESTAURANTS

11 REASONS MILLENNIALS REFUSE TO GET MARRIED AND EAT AT BUFFETS

Lol

>You also want to discourage the kind who come just to eat the crab legs, steak, seafood and whatever else is the absolute most expensive.

That's the only way to get actual value for your meal at buffets though.

It costs them pennies on the dollar to serve you fries and pizza, and you can probably get those for much less at your local supermarket, so why would you pay over the odds at the buffet?

I always eat the most expensive items whenever I go to the buffet, I'm not just going to piss away money my friend.

It's more about the kind of people who will eat nothing but crab legs. You know the type, they'll grab multiple plates and clean out the crab legs the moment they're brought out then bitch that there aren't more crab legs. There was a restaurant in my hometown that eventually had to take the crablegs off the buffet and made guests request them because not only were all the crab legs being snatched up, the people camping the buffet started fighting.

I've been to casino friday night buffets where these pale and dark shitstains line up for the crab legs, bring 2 plates to their table, go get several cups of butter, and proceed to eat a bite from each leg, put it aside and go to the next leg. It's strange beyond belief. Obviously they have no thought for environmental destruction, but it's almost like they want to encourage it. Plus the all too human sentiment I'd better get it before he does even though I don't really want it.

this is true and they have the option to buy a 12oz takeout box for like $3

>corral's are what farm animals feed from...

Went to this place one time when my parents invited me and never again. Food was alright, but the atmosphere of pure gluttony, waste and bad manners from most other patrons was a big turn-off. Judging from you bringing bags, you seem like you'd fit right in.

That's the stupidest ticking thing I've ever heard. You Bernouts need to get a real job and stop having mommy and daddy pay for everything. Maybe then you'd understand the issue.

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Buffets don't exist out of the goodness of their hearts though, they exist because they're a sustainable business model when they fill people up on pizza and starches and eggs and cheap foods.

There's a reason the top-end Vegas buffets charge like $45 for a lunch buffet. They have to cover the overhead of the top flight food product.

If every single buffet visitor went in with the mindset to out-Jew the buffet for the price they'd pay, there wouldn't be any buffets.

FUCK YOU. YOU AINT GETTIN MY CRAB LEGS!

Yes, my intent was to say JUST the most expensive items. By all means - enjoy the most expensive items there. But eat other things too! If you want all you can eat crab legs then buy several pounds of them at the grocery store and have at it.

Oh, sorry, is that too expensive? Exactly my point. People who gorge on the most expensive items cause buffets to raise their prices or as said, remove things from the menu.

That ESPECIALLY goes for people who gorge on the most expensive stuff AND leave half the food on their plate to be tossed.

i never feel worse about this country than when i visit a buffet

This. Exactly this.

Uh, yeah? You're making a thief buy something.