Hipster British "cuisine"

>doesn't understand why people would eat anything that doesn't contain the government approved corn syrup

How does it feel being uncultered swines?

>attacking an argument that no one is making
Are you usually this absurd on purpose

>ruins cake
>calls others 'uncultured'

Not the same thing. We're not talking about eating them together, we're talking about eating both at once, in your mouth at the same time. What the fuck.

Yes, because you can't take a grape on a bit of cheese on a cracker and eat it at the same time you fucking delusional faggot

>ruining cheese with fruit
>ruining fruit with cheese
Just awful

Only worthwhile form of fruit+cheese is in pastries tbch
Otherwise it's kinda nasty

>being this much of a pleb
It's okay user, you can sit with the kids while we grown ups eat our cheese with fruit

>can't function without mixing all his foods together
Jimmy, stop playing with your food at the table. It's impolite

But mail order food things aren't hipster crowd thing? They are like young upper middle class normie thing.

>failing to understand my implication that American's only eat processed food

>using an apostrophe for a plural
>still insisting I'm American

You're right about the apostrophe, I now hate fruit and cheese

cheese, jam, and white chocolate is definitely not common. but cheese and jam is very common and complement each other well.

aversion to mixing foods is a strong sign of autism

Is it an island ape thing?

According to some asshats on Veeky Forums, sharpening stones and jalapeños are hipster as well.

Gercuck detected.

It's something Americans do too, just not in that bumblefucked way.