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But why?

>american '''''''''''''''''''''''''cuisine''''''''''''''''''''''''''''

How can humans even compete?

What is this

A mess.

oh fuck

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I hate that smile he has it makes me rage!

Muh Stomach

>>only good stuff
>>no gore
>>no jack

>actually complaining about anime on an anime containment image board

Fuck you.

Anyone know where this is?

Sorry friendo, it's Europe.

OK, I am slobbering as if I was in a cartoon. WANT WANT WANT

>all that
>and he lights the cigar with a lighter

I don't know who this faggot is but his face screams "youth pastor"

>remarkable
I think you mean "a waste of time"

Alinea in Chicago

Dropped $600 there once and while I don't regret it I wouldn't do it again

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this kills the hands

>No gloves
>Wearing a watch
>LEANING AROUND THE BANDSAW

Motherfucker.

>Sorry friendo, it's Europe.
>Chicago

rekt

haha I remember good old handless humar

>Sorry friendo, it's Europe.
>Chicago

you got fucked, moron

>being this defensive
Aww, come on, I thought this was pretentious enough for yurop? Or is it because its not halal?

How do you know it's now Halal?

>white people touching it
Automatically makes them infidels. Well unless you're Sweden.

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For me, it's the joocy chicken. The signature dish of Veeky Forumss own ja/ck/!

aw man how do you fuck up chicken like this?

Jack.

Good job fucking up the thread!

>around 40 posts
I'm surprised it lasted this long.

keep going

holy fuck

probably a rental T B H

can you please stay away from this degenerate please please?

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I personally know a butcher that lost all his left hand's fingers aside from the thump due to this machine.

didn't even notice at first, hit me with a thousand waves of feels and fears when i realized that.

Webms like these are just so satisfying.

The real webm, in case people want to avoid the inept faggot.
>can you please stay away from this degenerate please please?
But their bound by faggotry law to repost ad infinitum. It's like the beginning of 2001: A Space Odyssey when the monkeys bow to the monolith.

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>gets the salt on his elbow
why

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literally the most accurate post itt

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Extra flavour you pleb

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>make shitty food that I have to eat
>somehow manage to choke down enough of it to get fat

MODS
O
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does the cum add extra flavor?

anyone want to wager how much theses faggets get paid per hour?

he spekas chinese and has videos going to legit, real chinese restaurants to eat

and it's funny as fuck because every video is like this
>Guy: I CAN SPEAK CHINESE!!!!!!! LISTEN TO ME SPEAK CHINESE AT YOU AND THEN TO THE CAMERA AT RANDOM TIMES
>Chinese people all ignore him

fuck vloggers man
i dont wana see your fucking face lemme see the goods!

WAJEED CHILL THE FUCK OUT MAN

Same

Probably more than either of us makes in a week.

like between 30 and 40k tops, probably less

I'll try

a meal there costs on average 300 dollars and gratuity is added on automatically so each person a waiter serves tips them about $50. Each server takes care of only 2 people at a time, so that's $100 a seating. Because they have different rooms with different protocols, it turns out they have around 2.5 seatings a night. So they at the bare minimum make $250 a night, They work roughly 10 hours a day too so

bare minimum $25 an hour. probably more like 35 I would guess

seething with rage at this unbridled memery

delicious hand flavored drink

if they want ice cubes that fit into that glass why not make single cubes that he can wittle down into one instead of that foot long cube he started with. waste of time. not impressed.

Love this guy. The guy I hate the most of the the uprising asian country food reviews is that Trevor guy from The Food Ranger. Dude is as dumb as a pawn. Literally can't describe what the fuck he is eating and seems like he's only there for the youtube money.

That is fucking awesome.

Hey guys, I just figured out how to make webms. They'll probably be a bit lower bitrate than needed, but if anyone wants a youtube video turned into one just go ahead and post it.

What episode? Saw this three times today but went looking for the video and couldn't find it. I want to hear from the legend himself how this is the best thing ever.

youtube.com/watch?v=DXDGE_lRI0E
Please kind user. With sound also!

I can get that shit in my fridge

It's easier to make clear, bubble-free blocks of ice in larger blocks than smaller ones

>That'll be 2300 dollars, plus tip.

WHY IS THIS SO SOOTHING TO WATCH WHEN THE DANGER ELEMENT IS SO HIGH?

you're talking about the Food Ranger dude

what is that

i love that all those pastries look like they're heaving a big sigh and then settling back down

Contributing.

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This actually made me chuck

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what is this phenomenon called and is it a mexican thing?

>baking thin sliced beef
>mfw

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Food poisoning anyone?

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