Goat Tower

You get to spend one day at the top of the tower and you can eat whatever you want up there while looking down at everyone
What would you want to eat?

For me it's a mcchicken the best goat tower sandwich

A McChicken.

Mcchicken

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violino di capra with ale

a tin can

Stop saying McChicken you fucking mememaster fucks.

some sort of crustacean

nice meme but also good choice

cannelloni how my mom used to make them.

mcchicken

For me, it's the McChicken

Goat steak.

Hot smoked salmon

Have to make it myself because its like $50/kg and they do it wrong

Was the goat tower of the post really nescessary?

>What would you want to eat?

GOAT

wagyu, scalloped potatoes, and a sweet red

A big ass gyro.

Fuck, haven't had one in forever.

Yah man, I'm torn between a gyro with a Greek salad or a big Mac with McChicken for my weekend dinner.


Should be an easy choice but it's surprisingly hard.

>Mediterranean mix of meat, veggies and sauce that is nearly impossible to make at home
Or
>Mediocre burger and chicken sandwich

You pronounce it "gyro" like an asshole, when it's really pronounced gyro. How do you find the reason to live?

In the goat tower all your wildest dreams come true. The too floor is said to contain the absolute highest concentration of grad A pure magic.

Only an absolute new fag would make a magic tower post without using goat tower image.

Ivanka Trump

Why did you spell it the same both times? Lmao I pronounce it Jaiyroh and the (((hot))) girl at the restaurant repeated it back to me the same way. What a babe.
It's called addiction dude. The big Mac is delish and the McChicken is the best fast food sandwich so it's not that easy.

Oh, sorry for being such a chode. You're right dude!

I would eat goats

>tfw I have actually visited this goat tower.
its at a vineyard

McChicken™

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