I had a fight with burger king and now it is impossible to eat there again. So I went inside and the cashier ignored me, straight up focusing on drive-throughs instead.
I stood there, being disrespected for a full five to seven minutes, watching the cashier serving two entire drive-through workers.
Finally, I left, throwing my hand up in the air and saying 'whats the matter, you can't do two things at once?' while giving outraged faces to other people patronizing the restaurant.
From the parking lot, I went straight to the drive through, and ordered six double whoppers with extra mustard, mayo, and bacon. The dumb cunt said it would be some $20 and to pull off.
Then I just keep my car there. I wait, giving them ample time to start preparing the six double whoppers. Staring ahead, the cashier is sticking her arm out the window and motioning me to come forward.
I wait. After forcing her to do this some three or four times, I floor it. I blow straight past her and make brief eye contact with her while cackling madly. Just enough eye contact so that it registers in her puny brain that I was one and the same person that she ignored inside the restaurant. Did I do the right fucking thing or what my friends?
Chase Roberts
Passive aggressive behavior
Youre a beta male
Aaron Sullivan
You are a force of nature my friend. Burger King will need to be totally rebuilt after the devastation you caused.
Robert Wood
You sound like a cunt.
Alexander Thompson
They were the ones who started it. That is the problem with people like you, what about her passive agressive behavior? You have to fight fire with fire.
I figure that I cost them about $30 and four or five hours of labor. I probably ruined their numbers for the entire morning.
But not her, hmm, maybe you don't understand a little something called justice.
Jaxon Campbell
They drew first blood. Not op.
Hunter Sanders
I love how everyone's time is important until they have some petty revenge shit to do.
Examine your life, friend.
Cameron Collins
I'm sure a fast food restaurant has a rule where they just write it off when lesser creatures like Raccoons or Stans do silly things.
You wasted your own time more than theirs. Take shrooms and obtain egodeath, because it'd do you like a nice shower.
Samuel Rodriguez
>I went straight to the drive through, and ordered six double whoppers with extra mustard, mayo, and bacon
Jesus fucking Christ i cant stand 2 whoopers and you ordered fucking six.
You will be super fat if you continue in this way.
Robert Gomez
It's been a while since I worked at BK but where I worked, you stayed at the front or the drive through. You don't hop around. There's supposed to be at least one I'm the front and one at the drive through. If you're going to through an autistic fit, blame the management
Brody Nguyen
The burger king in my closest mall also makes a shitton of mistakes every time i go.
but somehow i end up with more food than i ordered so i kept quiet meanwhile theres was an angry old man causing a ruckus because they mistook some of his order into my tray
funny part is, he is totally chill and okay for me to take his whopper when i tried to return it to him and kept yelling at the cashier
guess some people just like to bully incompetent fast food employees. if that cashier was smart, she wouldn't be working in burking lmao
Dominic Robinson
Wait... do people really tard out like this when they have to wait ten minutes for food?
Kayden Lewis
Reading comprehension
Cooper Collins
Yes. Welcome to the USA. Enjoy your stay.
Owen Torres
You faggots are all trying to make this my fault, when it is clearly me serving sweet justice against THEIR INCOMPETENCE
Jace Rodriguez
You should make YouTube videos of you doing this. I'm sure you'll become a huge success. You could be the next Chris Chan
Evan Lewis
I mean yeah. Your actions were incredibly cunty. Incompetence is one thing, being a huge cunt is worse.
Logan Garcia
Get over it. And we're not your friends.
Nathan Harris
you just went full retard, OP
Thomas Jenkins
Stop op I'm starting to believe it and I don't wanna.
Jace Morris
You did gud OP, next time video it Don't listen to all these r*dditors telling you that you're a cunt, it's not true
Kevin Lewis
Tripple 3 confirmation
Op must do it on camera now.
Colton Diaz
Nice try OP
Ethan Torres
I figured they were redditors. I am an oldfag from back in 2011. In fact I am the originator of the red robin french fries dilemma which also occurred. Back then when I posted that people fully understood and supported my actions, but now with Burger King they are in full-on attack. Perhaps it's redditors, or maybe shills who can't stand I'm going against their -cough-sponsor
Colton Bell
You did the right thing tbqh Is not like you took food without paying our threw it at them Those fucks can still serve the burgers, but they still learned a lesson
Isaiah Thompson
That's not what passive aggressiveness is you numale
Luke Miller
>why aren't people supporting my autistic behavior!?!?! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Noah Long
>obtain (((egodeath))) No thanks
Kevin James
>oldfag >2011 Wut?
Alexander Garcia
I would have done the same as you, in fact I went to my local kfc last Saturday morning when they opened at 10am.i was there about 10.10, and I think I was the first customer for the day.
They only had original chicken and fries ready. No spicy chicken, no zinger fillets, no nuggets. The problem was, they didn't tell me that until I'd paid and been waiting at the 2nd drive thru window for 5 minutes.
I lost my shit and yelled at the manager who gave me bullshit stories about how it'd be another 15 minutes so I demanded a full refund. I kept the receipt, went home and filled out the online survey saying how unhappy I was. I have had no phone contact from the store but I randomly got an email from kfc a few days later with a $20 store credit.
I went right next door and got burger king instead, it was tasty.
Zachary Thomas
What you did was somewhere between >prank phone calls
>literally just sitting on the floor of the restaurant and pooping your pants until you get service
Kevin Collins
You aren't an oldfag. You got here three years after the site died and I was here three years before that. See you in 6 years.
>everything I don't like is autism
Gabriel Garcia
>posters has stayed at 15 for a few posts
Good chance that this is still OP
Angel Wilson
This happened to a normal well adjusted person ((me)) before and here's what I did.
>sit at bar in Bob Evans >ask for a menu >ask again louder >go next door to iHop
It's literally that easy to be a man. Op's fake story depicts actual raging autism as if a young spectrum child was placed in the body of an adult.
Noah Smith
Sometimes I will just pick random restaurants around the country and do online complaints about the 'attitude problem' of their workers. Now I have no idea if their attitude is a problem in these particular locales, but I believe that I am doing my part to improve customer service standards. It also sometimes comes with free coupons, so in a way you could say I'm on their quality assurance payroll.
Levi Parker
I'm confused OP. Did you actually try and get the workers attention? Or did you just stand there.
Hudson Robinson
Nice try but I'm not OP
Hudson Watson
I'm wrong. Thanks for the evidence. You never can bee too sure around autist like OP. They pull that shit alot
Josiah Davis
lol look up passive aggressive behavior pls
Jason Perry
Yeah it was actually pretty agressive. Doesn't make sense to ruin all the workers mornings because op couldn't be an adult and go somewhere else.
Gavin Gonzalez
Free food for fuck all effort. I do it too. Everyone should do their part.
Brayden White
>everything I don't like is autism
By definition, your mislabeling the attributes of things you don't like as autism classifies you as autistic. The repetitive behavior you display during these outbursts, as in the repeated shouting of the word "autism" is also highly characteristic of an autistic child.
Getting btfo by a literal autist like this means you should probably consider becoming an hero. Go shit up youtube comments or something, faggot.
Leo Hernandez
Yes. From my experience working shitty jobs back in 2008-2011, many people basically use fast food and retail places as a way to express their own inner anger and frustration with life since they are faced with people who literally can't defend themselves or argue back.
One of my most memorable fast food memories is watching a (probably) 380 pound man vigorously waddle and shake in anger to my manager because the drive-through girl didn't give him the 20 packets of spicy ketchup that he asked for for his one meal. I was sent home and was taken off the schedule for the rest of the weekend because I couldn't stop laughing.
Gavin James
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Austin Martin
kek, this is the funniest shit i've read in a while you fucking sperg
Nathan Howard
Lord. What the fuck? Maybe it's because I live in a college town but everyone is chill as fuck. We don't have people losing their shit when they wait for a bit. Twenty minutes is my max but I'd just leave at that point. There's no point being a complete asshole.
Alexander Scott
People are crazy dude. I was minding my own business waiting an a fast food line and some old man wedged his car in front of mine, gave me the middle finger, yelled at me, and then didn't pull through the line.
To this day I don't know what set him off. Maybe I ignored him in one of my retail jobs?
And I live in a rural beach town. Everyone is relatively chill.
Eli Sullivan
The worst we have is some crazy homeless people and alumni from a rival school that will harass students, mainly girls on game days.
Gabriel Garcia
>I figure that I cost them about $30 and four or five hours of labor. I thought you were being funny but now I realize you're just retarded.
Noah Morales
> So I went inside and the cashier ignored me, straight up focusing on drive-throughs instead.
dude this happens at every fast food joint. theyres like 20 people bustling around two windows doing who knows what and one dude on cash
Jonathan Edwards
>I am an oldfag from back in 2011
You went too far and ruined it, OP.
Thomas Brooks
We have Philly and New Jersey people on vacation. They honestly believe they're better than locals and will show it.
Also, they CAN NOT fucking drive.
Caleb Miller
Woah, I'm also from 2011 that's back when I was in middle school dude that's old as fuck to stay on the same shit hole website. I remember when /b/ was (((good)))
Jaxson Bell
>tfw someone is so autistic they have an autistic tantrum about autism
Kys
Tyler Campbell
Damage control. Let the tears flow, normie. You got chumped by an autistic kid.
No you don't.
Isaiah Hughes
Whatever dude, 2011 was 6 years ago so yeah I'm an old head around here compared to the cast majority of posters.
And it wasnt good because it was never good but it was a hell of a lot better than now.
Austin Phillips
you should be banned for posting all those years while being underage
Henry Campbell
2008 is the absolute cut off for oldfag status.
Colton Peterson
In 2008 someone decided that the world should know about /b/ and the influx of children absolutely ruined the entire site. You don't remember it being good because you came 3 years after raiding got shit on. You will never know the pleasure of sending tampon samples, ddosing everything in sight, sending truckfuls of mulch and dirt to people's driveways and blaming everything on ebaumsworld. You weren't there and you guys aren't oldfags.
Liam Morales
No but there were cool things back in 2012 too. There was the whole "senior prank" meme about releasing pigs, dropping mattresses in pools, and walking cows upstairs. There was the postcard stand in time square that nobody ever knocked over. There was that cam whore who we raised daily and she had serious mental issues.
Landon Edwards
I can respect this, though I would have probably just left and never came back. I'm not sure if it was even the cashier's fault, sounds more like a fuckup by the management, since only one cashier for both drive-thru and normal service is just dumb. Still, bonus style points if you actually did it.