I'm going to the Colonel

I'm going to the Colonel.
What should I get?

I just get two original fillet burgers by themselves.
only 3200kj or so and pretty tasty/filling

the new kfc chicken pizza or whatever
then post results

Only 3200? Serious?

Don't have the Chizza here :(

6 piece bargain bucket
Eat the whole thing

For me it's the Mega Pocket, the best fast food wrap unavaiable outside of eastern Europe.

But a Zinger stacker of course.

well 3332kj actually but yeah surprisingly low

Self respect

It's my go to also.

there occasionaly serve these at Australian KFCs as a month long special

Indigestion, heartburn and regret.

A bullet to the noggin for eating trash chicken. Try publix deli chicken instead.

Extra crispy legs and thighs

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800 Calories.. I'm calling bullshit. The bread alone must be 400 Calories, add mayo + the breaded chicken and it must be well over that.

an insulin shot

Ask for court martial and hope you get the noose for eating trash.

The directions to the nearest McDonalds, so you can order the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich.

Carolina Gold Chicken™

I used to love popcorn chicken as a kid. Tried it again recently and I think I've outgrown it.

Spicey big crunch combo with a chicken wrap. Post results, do it OP