Here's your meal, sir

>Here's your meal, sir

My McDonalds never says that, they just plop the tray on the counter and shout my order number out and walk away.

I need those damn fries and I need them now.

I ASKED FOR TENDIES NOT NUGGERS REEE

that's no sir that's my wife

That seems like a good day.

>Here you go miss
Ftfy OP

Does it come with Schezuan dipping sauce?

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I almost got some of those today but I talked myself out of it by remembering that they are basically garbage on the nutritional level. I went home and had some radishes and tomato slices instead.