What's the best condiment?

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Mustard.

Nuclear radiation.

I came into this thread to post this.

I had this hot ass tabasco sauce once. Just one drop already got my ass burning forgot the name though maybe someone on Veeky Forums knows. Something hottest sauce or some shit. First time I had it I thought it was regular tabasco sauce so I put a bunch of drops on my food. Shit got me heated.
Mustard is ok too depends on the food.
Had Sriracha since I was a kid I got used to the taste I switched to other sauces kinda like how I got used to soy sauce. Nice to try it once in awhle like other sauces.
Most sauce depends on the food.
Need someone on Veeky Forums to recommend me new sauces to try.

Crush your enemies. See them driven before you. Hear the lamentations of their women.

>he calls all hot sauce "tabasco sauce"
Are you one of those Southern retards who call all sodas "cokes"?

Are you one of those pleb who calls pops sodas?

is texas pete any good?

They're sodas or soft drinks, although soft drink is more broad, as it can also refer to things like lemonade and iced tea.

Brown sauce!

It tastes nice, but there's very little heat to it. It's good on cheap pizza.

Soft drink implies carbonation user.

No it doesn't, it implies non-alcoholic, as in opposed to hard drinks, which are alcoholic.

Nothing can top

Oh, neat. Wasn't aware of this. Just figured it meant carbonation.
Does this make all non alcoholic beverages soft drinks?

catsup is the best

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>tfw it makes your eyes water

Sweet Thai Chilli > Sriracha

>water is a soft drink

Please go

mustard. and its good for disinfecting wounds. and americans put it in the fridge! ahahahahahaha, its 3 preservatives in one! it cant go bad! unless its faggoty mustardaise or combined with bull semen, too much sugar, etc. if the only way i could eat mustard was if i had to be a nazi, id be a nazi. just not a very good one (fucking jewish girls and letting them live, etc)

chick-fil-a sauce

No sweet and Vinegarette

>mustard
>too much sugar
>sugar at all
huh?

'Go 'Za

Ketchup

this

I do not believe that there is truly a "best condiment."

It all depends on what the condiment is accompanying.

I can't think of one single universal condiment that goes with everything.

>I can't think of one single universal condiment that goes with everything.
That doesn't mean you can't them.

>got my ass burning

Then dont use it as a lube then

Work with me here...
Plain Greek Yogurt.

Assume all veggies are sautéed, finely chopped, chilled and drained
Yogurt is the main ingredient, obviously.

Savory:
1. Lemon pepper, garlic, cucumber, spinach
2. Red pepper flakes, cayenne, bok choy,
3. Asiago peppercorn sauce, kale, zucchini, black pepper

Mid:
1. Avocado, garlic, spinach
2. Mashed taters, salt, pepper, parm
3. Chic pea (hummus texture), green pepper, basil

Sweet:
Basically any fruit plus yogurt
Wheat germ...

Oddball:
1. Avocado yogurt gazpacho
2. Serrano pepper, cayenne, chili flakes death yogurt
3. Ginger, asparagus, cayenne, spinach

G'yeah

This.

Can't think of anything that can't go with Worcestershire
>inb4 retard responses like ice cream

Beautiful stuff and very versatile

>Bacon sandwiches
>Dim sum
>Mix it with mayo for use on burgers

>inb4 meme

some asian lady my mam works with makes this kickass asian sauce with peri peri, soy and lemon squeezings(i think)

best thing i ever tasted

What to use mustard on other than sandwich

Fuckin cucks. They're called carbonic acid infused beverages

Hrm, looks interesting. How sweet is it?

What kind of retardation does this faggot have? That was a rollercoaster to read and im left wondering if this whole planet should just die

I'd say it's immediately sweet, somewhere between BBQ and peking, then spicy afterwards on the level on the level of the spicier mustards.

Sambaal muh niggas.

Whiskey.

garum

Damnit user, now I want pizza so fucking bad

The best condiment is honey dijon mustard btw. No other compares, not even regular mustard or ketchup.

GOAT

Where im from we call all non-alcoholic dranks like pepsi etc "hard liquor" if you mix them with alcohol it becomes a "stiff mother"

We call alcohol such as whisky "spirits" and vodka "hooch".

We also call people like all of your complete faggots.

Jenkem.

I came here to say this, thank you sir.

patriarchal taste

Honey