Ywn look this cool while cooking

>ywn look this cool while cooking

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He can jerk off over the food if he wants, but is it tasty at least?

Imagine all the times he burnt or cut himself while practicing to be this good. Dedication friends.

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That man can handle my meat any day

every time he hits the knife against the surface I cringe a little

>this good

Wat?

He looks like a little kid who was allowed in the back of a real kitchen for the first time and is playing chef.

No he doesn't. There's theatrics but the knife work is fine. Besides, he's a professional chef

What bae even means?

Babe

Oh its this meme again? Rad.

Wrong

Before anyone else

>touching raw meat

He owns a chain of restaurants.

He is interesting to watch and he seems to like what he's doing so why hate on the guy?

how are you supposed to move it ? telekinesis ?

Are you asking if his splooge is tasty?

who the hell even is this asshole and why's this webm being posted all over Veeky Forums lately

I don't get it

It means doodoo.

Because it's one of the biggest normalfag memes of 2017

It's cool to hate popular things

I know exactly what this dude looks like while he's fucking

Saying mean things make people feel better.

>He thinks Veeky Forums isn't a normie site
>He still thinks it's 2008

>this cool
he looks like your bog standard kitchen spic except he's doing a bunch of faggy fedora tier motions for the camera

Reaching around a running saw like that to snag a steak is asking for disaster.

who is this guy?

Jack Scalfani

post jack

>cool
It's so tryhard it makes me cringe.

>throwing a kiss to raw meat

Can someone give me a quick rundown on this guy?

Have you never been good at something on your life? Apply yourself.

>spic

>2008

seriously though, who is this guy?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salt_Bae

Saltbae is life bruhs

I'm embarrassed just looking at this faggot

Why do cu/ck/s always look down on successful cooks or hell, even other cu/ck/s ? Are you so insecure about your shit cooking that the only way to feel better is to act superior to actual chefs ?

Dat salt drop

thanks, user

He's just fucking around; nothing to get upset about.

It is kinda silly that he's taking these super nicely marbled steaks and cooking them bleu.

He was a in a Turkish comic book.

>salted his wrist more than the steak

You have to be a comic book movie fan or a 14 yo girl to find this guy "entertaining." It's about as simplistic and stupid as you can get.

>omg he held his arm funny while salting le meat!!!

just can't get any lamer or gayer than that

You realize posts like this is the reason this gets posted on here so much right?

>He's just fucking around
no, he really is that fucking full of himself. watch his other videos and you will see what a self-absorbed narcissist he is
it's only funny for outsiders like us. not so funny for people who have to work/deal with him.

>taking everything this seriously
wew lad

You're wrong. It's a backronym, originally just an abbreviation if baby.

Butthurt spic detected

>that pose with the salt
>that moves
>wearing fucking sunglasses indoors
10/10 meme

So, anons shouldn't note when something is extremely gay and fedora? Okay. Thanks for your post.

I get that he's having fun, but it's still embarrassing. It's just a different version of a fedora, gloves, and katana.

He's literally "slapping" things with a knife and holding his arm in an unusual position to season food. You have to have a low IQ to think such idiotic, autistic gesticulations are "interesting" or whatever. You have to think Nolan movies and video games are entertaining as well. It's just true.

I'm sorry not everyone is a brainless fedora teenager, user.

>people getting this mad that someone did something entertaining and is enjoying success as a result

idk why but its funny to me. yeah its stupid, but who cares

He doesn't season the steak until after he cooks it. That's poor technique

This post is far more fedora.

I enjoy it ironically, take that.

faggots like you make me thank fuck everyday I don't have autism

Came here to say that, lmbo

wear gloves, friendo.

There's this neat thing called washing your hands. You can do that between steps when cooking, it's pretty cool.

but if you work in the food industry, you legally have to wear gloves and wash your hands anyway.

Robert Downey Jr.

>turk
>spic
The fuck dude

Guy in video is Turkish. Reasonable to be worried about sanitary standards

wish my kitchen knives could be as sharp as his.

Seriously how'd he get it that sharp?

His restaurant is at a good hotel in Dubai, if he had sanitation problems it would be well known

>hurr durr stones are a meme
>wow how'd he get HIS knives so sharp????
Veeky Forums, everybody

He buys a new one every time it goes dull

What anime is this?

Overrated flamboyant faggotry.

Would not eat/10

half the filet is still on the bone

>You have to have a low IQ to think such idiotic, autistic gesticulations are "interesting"

I mean, you certainly have a lot to say about it...

Memery aside I'm mad jealous of how sharp his knife is.

Fun fact: knives can be sharpened

Not everyone is a blacksmith dude.

>Memery aside I'm mad jealous of how sharp his knife is
>Salt bae taps his knife a few more times
>how sharp his knife was

The act of forging a knife from scratch is a LOT more complex than dragging it over a stone at a particular angle a couple of times.
Especially when there's plenty of setups that will literally hold the blade at the right angle for you and all you have to do is drag it back and forth.
It's brainless and literally anyone can do it.

is it more complex than dragging my buts over your moms face

lol memed hard, upboated :^) have some 4chin golds on me m8

after seeing this guy I started cascading seasoning over my elbow like he does. I know it looks silly but honestly it distributes the seasoning more evenly than any other method. That's just the way I do it now

It's a big-ass steak fried in butter with salt. It's hard to fuck up.

This guy is a fucking Mad Man.

It amaze me how he can keep his white shirt spotless.

I'm convinced hes completely aware hes a meme now and just living up his meme status

That is some quality meat.

This guy is the embodiment of everything uncool that has ever existed and I'm not sure if people are making fun of him in this thread or you actually unironically think he's cool....

As a female, would avoid eye contact with him so he didn't try speaking to me. Looks like a rapist.

>seasoning food after it's cooked

Women love rape if the guy's hot

i tried to put syrup on my pancakes utilizing his arm technique but ended up ruining my work shirt ;__;

Nigga sweats bleach

Funny story, if you drink american tap water you literally do sweat bleach.

>marbled steaks and cooking them bleu.
Not really, Most of the time it is finished in a braised butter sauce as you can see here:
youtube.com/watch?v=Lj9tLavqj2E&t=14m13s

Is it normal to touch the cooked meat with his hands so much? Is this a standard practice? Is it safe?

He is far from hot....

Fucking ponytail and cringy ass glasses. No.

And even if he didn't dress like a fucking retard, his body movements are so cringy it wouldn't make a difference. This guy fucking oozes beta.

And just for the record: no, we don't. If we did, it wouldn't be rape, genius.

lol nigger that shit's raw

This.

That steak is poorly cooked. The fat isn't even rendered down, it's still white and raw.

came here for this was not disappointed