Eagles

Eagles

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Did the Eagles ever have a bad fucking song?

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Take it to /tv/, man.

Ok you fucking prick. You couldn't help yourself. It's not a fucking plothole, moron! Do you think gandalf can just call the eagles over whenever he wants? Do you think they are middle earth's public transit? Are you stupid? There's no reason the eagles should even give a shit. No matter what happens, they can just fly away whenever they want. Why would they risk flying over a bunch of murderous orcs when IT DOESN"T EVEN MATTER TO THEM. They could get fucking killed for what is to them NO REASON. You might as well ask why Tom Bombadil didn't just use his magic shit to turn Sauron into a toadstool. Hint: he doesn't care, and neither do the eagles. There is no plothoel you dumb autist. And even if there was, WHAT KIND OF A FUCKING STORY WOULD IT BE IF THE EAGLES JUST FLEW THE FUCKING RING IN. THERE WOULD BE NO STORY.

JESUS CHRIST.

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I love "Take it to Orodruin"

I hate the fuckin' Eagles, man.

Um, the Eagles do have a delivery service though, have you not read the Simmallirilliodilliom?

the Eagles are:

Noble creatures
Scared of the ring's power
Not fucking taxis

>be me
>never read it but love the movies
>be thinking about the eagles today
>pissed

I have done a lot today actually