Is there anything worse than peanut butter?

Stubbing your toe

peanut butter is okay, but not great

Your favorite food, fucker. Peanut butter is awesome.

peanut butter that you have to eat from you're mums arsehole

americans

a peanut butter and jelly sandwich
i thought it was just like a big in joke in those american cartoons, but it's real. they eat that. they mix nut butter and sweet fruit spread on white cake slices.

root canal without anesthetic

Ketchup.

I was raised on stuff like organic peanut butter and maple syrup, now I like the cheap aunt jemima syrup and jif. If you're gonna raise children let them have sugar from time to time otherwise it backfires and they end up eating crap later on in life.

It's pronounced jif.

Nutella

Donald Drumpf

Finding HALF a worm!

penis butter

Mountain Dew

Idk, probably powdered peanut butter
Pumpkin seed butter best butter

I see you

Aids is pretty bad IMO

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Underrated post.

I don't know, man. That powdered peanut butter was all I had while I had gall stones - it's not all bad.

Almond Butter
$139.00 for a jar and it tastes like peanut butter
GET DA FUCK OUTTA HEERRRR

Imagine a jar of pistachio butter.
From whole foods.
>That'll be $269.99 plus $16.20 tax sir

Even Jif and Skippy only have 3g of sugar per serving and taste infinitely better than the shit that is literally just pureed nuts and oil.

Jif and Skippy weird me out

Idk, something about the packaging reminds me of spray-cheese or something

Actually that would be $27 in tax where I'm from

That's not cashew butter.

vegemite
nutella

Not having peanut butter?

Literally just make your own.

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>organic maple syrup
>let them have sugar
Whatever you had, it wasn't maple syrup. Maple syrup is sweeter than the maple flavored corn syrup.

DELET THIS RIGHT NOW

fpbp

Decaf coffee