Write what's on your mind

Christmas edition

did you worship her feet?

My cousin is the most erection-inducing woman I've ever seen. Not the most beautiful, but there is something so amazingly erotic about her, it's irresistible.

I can hear the street-sweeper crawling past my window. It's probably time for bed.

...

I'm not a feet fag.

>tfw no literary Jewish gf

Two family members on different sides of my family died in the past week. We have to spend our holiday gift money on funeral arrangements.

then suck her elbows

Rice Krispies, grapefruit and coffee is the breakfast of champions.