Ever go to a restaurant and order something other than what they're good at?
Pic related. Some coworkers and I went out to a German restaurant and one of them got fried mozzarella. I wanted to strangle him. What's the fucking point of going if you're not going to eat the house specialties?
Also, he was a vegetarian. I can't think of a cuisine more hostile to vegetarians than German, or really anything central European.
well maybe he didn't want to go to the german restaurant and did the best he could
also german cuisine has lost of vegetarian food
Luis Turner
I cant think of a cuisine more hostile to vegetarians than flyover interpretations of other cuisines. Smother everything in le meat and le cheese lmao
Gavin Smith
>Vegetarian >Orders deep fried cheese Doubt.
Connor Stewart
Cheese is still permissible for vegetarians. It's vegans who can't eat it.
Jaxson Smith
What's the point of having other dishes on the menu than specialities then? What's the point in having more than one single starter/main/desert served in a restaurant? Oh, right, they picked up a few specialities for people to have soma choice and discarded every other entry they can't cook.
Well, in theory at least. OP's picture looks like frozen food so anything can happen at this point.
>I can't think of a cuisine more hostile to vegetarians than German, or really anything central European. You don't know much about German cuisine, and really nothing central European.
William Thomas
Who gives a shit
Levi Stewart
Who can pass up fried cheese? not me. maybe he was craving some
Ethan Scott
dingus
Alexander Walker
If it's on the menu, it's fair game.
I mean sure it doesn't make sense to go to a Chinese restaurant just to get a steak and fries (something my grandparents would do every single fucking time they took me out for dinner), but if they put it on the menu it's their own fucking fault when people order it. If they can't prepare something properly, they wouldn't put it on your menu.
Isaiah Lewis
>If they can't prepare something properly, they wouldn't put it on your menu.
Boy, I have been to way too many restaurants that disprove what you just said
Leo Morales
If they can't even prepare the items on their own menu, they're shit restaurants that don't deserve your money in the first place.
Levi Jones
Are you talking about ordering house specials, or not ordering chicken nuggets at an Italian place? I agree with the latter.
Adam Adams
>What's the fucking point of going if you're not going to eat the house specialties? Having a chance to socialize with you, I guess? Oh well, guess that's not so much fun after all.
Gabriel Stewart
>It's vegans who won't eat it.
FIFY. They're just a bunch of spoiled babies, really. I hope they all starve to death because of global warming or whatever.
Brody Young
when global warming affects the food supply meat and dairy will be the first to go bud
Brandon Barnes
Global warming isn't real
Adrian Perry
Parmesan cheese is not vegetarian.
It's for a completely stupid fucking reason, but it is what it is.
Brody Sullivan
Rule of 10 is fucking bullshit. Just like the map of tongue taste buds, or the Holocaust.
Andrew Lewis
they shouldn't sell shit that's not good / doesn't represent their restaurant
Austin Martin
Nice meme
Mason Johnson
Back to your garbageboard, Proud Boy.
Grayson James
There you have it, folks. Undeniable proof. All those Harvard and Cornell scientists are wrong. This guy knows from his factory job in Pisswater, Okiedokie.
Angel Smith
Oh mah gawd yes! Took coworkers to a pho restaurant and they order egg rolls
Jaxon Nelson
I agree with others, OP. He looked around the menu and wanted something fried, cheesy and vegetarian. And, instead of bitching and moaning about his vegetarianism and pressuring you guys to bend to his eating disorder by going where he wants to go, that gassy falafel house or indian dive or smoothie joint, yet again, he went along with the decision to eat german.
If I was looking to do some snacky accompaniment to my yummy german beer choice, there are many options for me, but hey, not so many for a vegetarian, I'd say other than starches. I probably would have attempted to look for something uniquely not found on other menus, maybe some liptauer cheese or fresh from the oven pretzels or pumpkin seed rye...but hard really overall there. Even the potato salad has bacon in it. But one thing for sure, with all that schnitzel frying going on, they were probably delicious fried cheese with a nice crust.
Isaac Thompson
>If they can't prepare something properly, they wouldn't put it on your menu. If only.
Logan Powell
This user is kinda right, a lot of cheese is made using Rennet, basically stomach acid juice used to curdle the milk
Ryder Myers
what if a mouse eats insects and flowers do the get 5.5% of the kalories, and if a snake eats this mouse doesnt that mean that it now has 0.55%
Robert Morris
Why not get a pretzel with some mustard?
Logan Cook
There's German food and then there's traditional German food. Germans make and eat deep fried mozzarella just like japs make and eat burgers. Personally I wouldn't pass up an opportunity to eat some good traditional food but it's just preference.
Anthony Evans
>worrying about what other people at your table order or how much of it they eat
you are the worst kind of person
Angel Morgan
I go to Chinese buffets for the tendies and jello.
Leo Perez
Joke's on you. Fried cheese is a pretty typical vegetarian option in many restaurants in Germany.
Nathan Taylor
>No one ordered bun bo hue
You all fucked up.
Nicholas James
>Why not get a pretzel with some mustard? Well, he could have, but it's like comparing apples to oranges. A Starch vs a protein? Also, one truly does need to be in the mood for mustard. Maybe he just had some yesterday.
Nicholas Moore
I don't see what the big deal is. He knew he had limited choices when it came to food but wanted to be apart of the fun. I don't see a problem with ordering something that fits your dietary needs especially if it's an option on the menu itself. It's not like he went out of his way to hassle the waiter to try to create his own dish that fits his pickiness just because of some stupid logic.
If it makes you feel better, I suggested a great burger place to a friend that servers huge, juicy, delicious burgers all cooked to order with fresh ingredients. Of course there were a few other things on the menu to fit other food choices. We met up for lunch and the dude literally spent over 10 minutes elaborately explaining to the waiter what he wanted. Pretty much he just wanted "the shrimp that came from a salad but not the salad and to server it with fries but not too many fries and wanted them to make it spicy shrimp". When I asked, "Why not just get a burger?" he told me he didn't like burgers. Yet he gets fastfood pretty much daily and doesn't mind those burgers because "lol they don't come with all that extra stuff!"
This is also the same guy who order the chicken strips off a kid's menu at a seafood restaurant because he doesn't like seafood.
We don't hang out much anymore.
Jonathan Campbell
>"Why not just get a burger?" he told me he didn't like burgers. Yet he gets fastfood pretty much daily and doesn't mind those burgers because "lol they don't come with all that extra stuff!" I guess he hasn't mastered the way to say "make my burger plain, nothing on it, just the bun please" >We don't hang out much anymore. You're the freak. Let him do whatever he wants. I mean, if I had an embarrassing friend/family then I might not take them to the favorite rotation of restaurants so I'm not guilty by association or get banned from coming back, but I wouldn't refuse to hang out with them at all.
Joshua Rogers
while that's true, the image you supplied in correspondence is a bit misleading because only the first two levels are relevant to our food supply
Jayden Walker
Its not about preparing the food. Im sure they managed to fry it and plate it successfully. Its about getting (essentially) moz sticks at a German restaurant.
Jacob Morris
>the temperature has risen a fraction of a degree in a hundred years >scientists cite this as the cause of famine, drought, flooding, blizzards, extreme high and low temperatures, and now even terrorism
If the science is settled, why did the name change from global warming to climate change? Id also like to know if humans are causing the temp on Mars to rise.
Lucas Kelly
>60% of the republican party knows more about science than the 90%+ scientists who agree human carbon emission is either causing it or heavily contributing to it.
Easton Carter
Now explain why the temp on Mars is rising. And please explain how carbon emissions cause flooding, droughts, high temperatures, and low temperatures. But sure, "climate change" is melting the ice caps AND causing blizzards.
Cooper Adams
This is where the whole debate gets muddled, it's undeniable that the temps are rising, the debate is if it is natural or caused by man.
Jaxon Roberts
How can there be a debate if the science is settled? The temps are rising both on Mars and Earth, humans are obviously the cause of both. Man-made climate change on Mars is real
Justin Nguyen
wait why did you even bring Mars up?
Also slight warming of the atmosphere has drastic effects on the processes that govern our local weather e.g. ocean surface temperature, ocean acidity, inland air mass temperature etc
Weather is like the perfect example of chaos theory
Matthew Morris
The science is settled about the rising temps. Liberals use that phrase to confuse idiot conservatives, and it works. Now stop this Facebook simulator shit.
Charles Gomez
that portion is way too small. add 6 more and that would be a light meal.
Noah Hill
how fat r u
Xavier Murphy
>science disagrees with me therefore it is fake I'm not even laughing this is really just sad.
Liam Phillips
>wait why did you even bring Mars up? It's a classic "debate" tactic for people without arguments called deflecting. He's bringing up something unrelated in an effort to make you talk about the unrelated point.
Eli Long
fat enough to be classified as morbidly obese but not fat enough to claim disability, im working on it.
James Turner
well good luck and dont eat fried cheese
Anthony Davis
>humans are the reason the global temp on earth has risen a fraction of a degree!!!!!!!!! >the temp on mars is also rising? >youre just a republican shill!!!!!!!!!
Daniel Young
just, what does Mars have to do with this at all?
the data on how much the global average has increased is there and pretty much all scientists agree on the cause
why do you think you know better than them?
Asher Thompson
also I don't get why youre putting those words in my mouth. Nothing I said event resembles those statements
Luke Sullivan
>what does Mars have to do with all this at all?
Because the global temp on Earth AND Mars are rising. The temp on Mars is rising magically on its own while the temp on Earth is rising because of people driving SUV's and cows farting.
Nothing sounds off about that to you? I loooooove how the temp rising on Mars is always seen as a non sequitur
Adam Williams
Atmospheres and climates change on planets constantly. No one is claiming there isn't a natural component to a global average temperature.
Just that human contributions are creating an abnormal change in the Earths climate
Ian Johnson
Abnormal how? Fractions of a degree over a hundred years? Even with NOAA skewing data?
Im still waiting for someone to explain how global warming causes droughts, floods, famine, blizzards, and exteme high and low temperatures
Brayden Stewart
>Im still waiting for someone to explain how global warming causes droughts, floods, famine, blizzards, and exteme high and low temperatures see It's obvious at this point that you don't actually want to talk about this, you just want to beat in an ignorant point, so Im just going to leave.
Scientists that study this have literally spent over a decade over their life at least on learning about these patterns and trying to predict the trends. It isn't a bad idea to take experience and education as a sign that you should lend more legitimacy to claims
Zachary Martinez
So why is the temp on Mars rising?
Chase Smith
And why is it climate change? What happened to global warming? I mean.....OBVIOUSLY the science is settled right? Why would scientists, that have spent an ENTIRE DECADE studying all this, quit calling it global warming
Austin Diaz
armchair spams the same irrelevant uncited ((factoid)) over and over again because he knows even 4channers can BTFO him if he tries to debate climate seriously
let's repeat after me
>M-M-MUH MARRRRRSSSSSS
Jaxson Peterson
MUH MARS LOL REDPILL
Ryder Thomas
That's what I thought. Someone had to bring up science which everyone knows is just fake guv'ment propaganda.
Parker Wilson
This is odd. I havent heard a single reason why the temp on Mars is rising. Lemme give this a shot:
>humans are causing the temp on earth to rise >this causes droughts, floods, blizzards, famine, extreme high AND low temps, tornadoes, hurricanes, and periods of inactivity >the temp on Mars is also rising without human activity >REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
At this point im not even kidding, look at any of the global climate conferences. Specifically the one in Copenhagen. How can you possibly believe that "global warming" can be the cause of literally every weather pattern on the planet?
Like....this isnt even me trolling, climate change is viewed as the cause of: >a lot of rain >very little rain >hot temps >cold temps >snow >no snow
Its literally everything. They had to change the fucking name from global warming to climate change. None of that seems odd........
Alexander Hill
tl;dr WAAAHH THE MEN IN WHITE COATS R RONG CUZ I SAID SO MARS MARS MARS
>still no citation >tumblr reaction image >reddit spacing
Eli Peterson
1. Science is a work in progress, there are things we are very confident are true but everything is up for debate. i.e. nothing is settled
2. Both terms are applicable. The global average temperature is increasing which warrants the term "global warming". On a local level, the changes will be variable, in that some areas may get warmer/wetter air masses leading to more rain while others may get less do to drier air and less ocean movement. "Climate change" as a term nods at the fact that the changes to local climate will not be constant across the board.
Dominic Lopez
>invent a fake fact >pretend as if it's real without any proof >try to troll anons into debating around your BS prompt
nice 5/10
Brody Baker
Yup, total scam.
>There you have it, folks. Undeniable proof. All those Harvard and Cornell scientists are wrong. This guy knows from his factory job in Pisswater, Okiedokie. Ah yes, argument from authority, one of the great logical fallacies. You know that for generations, physicians insisted that their handling dead bodies and then delivering babies, without even washing hands, was perfectly fine and healthy? The guy who proposed sanitary procedures was ridiculed out of the medical profession and ended up in a mental hospital, where he died before all those Harvard educated physicians could bring themselves to admit that hand-washing was a good idea.
Luis Sanders
>temp on earth is rising >yaaas queen slaaay global warming >temp on mars is rising >REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Christian Martinez
Argument from fallacy, the pseud's greatest weapon.
Charles Reyes
>Scientists that study this have literally spent over a decade over their life at least on learning about these patterns and trying to predict the trends.
And none of that matters, because their methodology is fundamentally flawed. They create incomplete models, then look at which ones predict the next few years. Then they trumpet how the 10% of models that "worked" must be right and certainly predict that Manhattan will be underwater by 2012.
Then that doesn't happen, so they point to their next set of models and predict that the Maldives will be uninhabitable by 2035 unless we shut down the entire U.S. economy today. But of course we can't shut down the Chinese economy, which emits far more CO2, because they're a poor developing nation who deserve to be able to pump out as much CO2 as they want.
Sorry not sorry, fuck off. You don't even manage to make functional models, much less any useful predictions. The value of scientific theories are from their PREDICTIVE ABILITIES, and "climate scientists" have failed miserably at that over any but the shortest terms -- and those short term predictions are readily explained by "if you throw enough darts at a dart board, eventually one will hit the board somewhere."
Adam Adams
>science has agreed that global warming, no wait nvm climate change is real >science is fluid
Oh ok. Thanks
Mason Cooper
>the models r rong cuz I said so
Veeky Forums is filled with armchairs who want to believe they know everything, but this is sad. Go back to your blogspot.
Jayden Foster
>Like....this isnt even me trolling, climate change is viewed as the cause of: >>a lot of rain >>very little rain >>hot temps >>cold temps >>snow >>no snow >Its literally everything. They had to change the fucking name from global warming to climate change. None of that seems odd........ Don't forget to mention that the blanket term of global warming/climate change is NEVER EVER prefaced with the important part "man-created-climate change" anymore. Activists count on you thinking it's evil in the world that is ruining it and causing it to change, when it's more the natural stuff that is going on, or that man can even make any discernible difference if everyone died tonight and stopped making changes.
Samuel Thompson
>invent a fake fact >pretend as if it's real without any proof >try to troll anons into debating around your BS prompt
Xavier Stewart
Way to derail food/cooking threads to drum up support for Trump's agenda to MACH - Make America China!
Sebastian Perez
And this, is virtue signalling. Oil industry reps want you to believe that you're powerless. Why change anything at all, lmao? FUCK THE ECOLOGY LOOOOOOOOL SO RANDUMB AND NIHILIST
Nathaniel Wilson
are you an idiot? We are very confident that this is real to the extent that as a species, we need to address it
Adrian Myers
Ok cool kid. If every human on earth died today, and all automated industry ceased, how far would the temp drop? Keep in mind the temp on Mars is still rising
Jacob Wood
>invent a fake fact >pretend as if it's real without any proof >try to troll anons into debating around your BS prompt
Nice job revealing you just samefagged and there's only one user ITT trolling le climate change denial """"devil's advocate"""" line though.
James Adams
Good point. Given the extemely alarming rate the temp is rising (a fraction of a degree every century) what can we do, TODAY, that would make the global war-, I mean climate change, decrease? Or increase? Its hard to say what needs to happen since the goal posts shift every decade.
Jacob Ross
Yeaah man, it's pointless. Just stop trying and keep drinking that oil.
Remember, oil is good, oil is life. You would never undermine ou- I mean, the oil industry's dominance and hundreds of billions of dollars in revenue, right? Right. Good cust- I mean, user!
Gavin Watson
What fake fact? Global warming? Dont worry, if the narrative doesnt meet the facts just call it climate change. That way it can cover every imaginable weather event!!!
Gavin Clark
>invent a fake fact >pretend as if it's real without any proof >try to troll anons into debating around your BS prompt >shout NO UUUU when called out on it
The climate in mars is like the climate in your head: barren.
Why would they have that in the menu, if you shouldn't order it? For people that don't like the rest of the menu. Case in point your vegetarian friend.
Owen Ward
Oh lol so now its oil production that causes global warming, or cooling (whatever is convenient). Im sure thats whats happening on Mars as well
Brayden Bailey
>gizmodo
Didn't click LOL. Figures an oil rep would be tied in with gawker shit """news""" though.
Luke Johnson
What fake fact? Seriously
Ethan Lee
>invent a fake fact >pretend as if it's real without any proof >try to troll anons into debating around your BS prompt
Every post until you like it.
Carson Reed
>global warming, i mean cooling, or whatever is real! I dont care if it cant stand up to debate!!!!
Jayden Wilson
>invent a fake fact >pretend as if it's real without any proof >try to troll anons into debating around your BS prompt >post shitty reaction images because you can't actually prove the climate on mars has been changing for fuck all
Wyatt Garcia
>go to mexican resteraunt that specializes in seafood with friends >not actually in the mood for seafood >notice they have a burger >order that >it's a really good burger so just contrinue getting that the next couple times I go there
I regret not trying out their real menu before they moved to another city though.
Jose Ramirez
The map of the tongue is actually wrong (it was misread decades ago, became an IRL meme since then). All the tongue can taste all 5 tastes. The areas on the well known diagram were the 0.1% individuals who had fucked up tongues.
Juan Wright
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Josiah Mitchell
All the more reason to eat as much of it as I can before it goes away.
Levi Brooks
>Phoneposter >one nat geo op ed piece from 2007 and a skeptic blog that actually serves to demonstrate why it's a bad idea to take mars data and apply it to earth >Phoneposter
Everything makes sense now, lmfao user @ what you consider a real source. Enjoy hammering out a butthurt reply on your touch screen with those sausage fingers, I'm out because