Is it possible for a human to survive eating only dirt and water like a worm?

Is it possible for a human to survive eating only dirt and water like a worm?

No but you can probably go a while on just milk, potatoes and seaweed.

>eating only dirt and water
There's not enough calories to fuel us

what if you ate a shit load of dirt

Check these dubs though.

what if you ate shit

checked
but op, humies aren't worms
no matter how much dirt you ate, you gonna die if you only eat dirt and wash it down with some water
even if it was nestle's life water

Botulism

Shut the fuck up.

You're out of your element, Donnie!