Human nature

Just be confident! That'll get you girls!

Emm... well at the very least, the idea that girls only go for these mythical "Chads" is false!

Oh...

At the VERY least, just be confident! Girls respect that! You'll regret not putting yourself out there! People will be jealous of your confidence!

Oh....

That was confident in all of the wrong ways. He just made her feel uncomfortable

is right. You have to be Alpha. Being confident is just a part of being a dominating male.

OP is a fucking loser and will never procreate.

This is honestly a bad example. All of these kids were confirmed Middle Schoolers when this video came out so it kind of makes sense that the kid wasn't acting all that self aware.

At the very least stop wearing a fucking fedora and glasses, get fit and take Minoxidil to grow a fucking beard, loser.

just get morons to retweet your retweets! that'll get you followers!

in case you're serious: collective flesh-heap consciousness uses status-dependent signaling pathways. The masculine phallocentric hegemony generalizes to the greatest percentage of the flesh-heap, because homeostatic maintenance is a concern with universal applicability. In other words, if you want to attract girls with fantastic hair (feminine status symbol) you need to be really good at running people over, because she wants to use your male status symbol (violating homeostatic equilibrium) i.e. penis to get her more twitter followers.

damn I'm so smart I should really start using text to speech so I can suck my own dick while I type

If I was a girl I would definitely go for the handsome jock as well.

So how is this about books