What's for breakfast Veeky Forums?

what's for breakfast Veeky Forums?

I...just...what the fuck is wrong with you?

2 English muffins, 5 scrambled eggs (cooked 4, when they were almost done I cracked a 5th and only slightly cooked it so it will all be nice and moist.) 3 slices of maple bacon, cup of chili beans, few slices of old cheddar cheese, cup of coffee.

coffee and cigarettes.
I want that pistol btw.

Where do I buy long bread

Bread, eggs and tea that my fwb brought to bed.

It's nice for a glock. I prefer smith and weston.

Fried egg sandwich with a slice of white cheddar, tomato slices, and a thin spread of mayo and hot sauce.

toasted homemade sourdough with a few pats of butter.

well you have to break a few eggs when you are making eggs

My plating is terrible, is what I meant by it. Is it not?

looks like shit in all facets

asparagus looks like it was boiled (worst way to cook fucking anything)

rice looks sticky and clumpy

steak has a pathetic sear

the eggs for some unknown reason were whisked prior to cooking

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what's wrong with whisked eggs?

shit dude you're still around? Glad to see ya

he wasn't making an omelette or scrambling them

just fry two eggs in a pan and finish them with salt and pepper

>he wasn't making an omelette or scrambling them
yes

Whisking the eggs doesn't make them worse, user. It's personal preference.

>Progun can afford a Sebenza and I've been eating ramen for two weeks.

I think I'm gonna end it now. Goodbye Veeky Forums. You've been awful but fun.

Don't use all of the saffron when you get to the afterlife, you fuck.

>boiled asparagus tastes better
>steak without a sear tastes better
>sticky, clumpy rice tastes better

you can apply this to literally anything

the food looks like shit to anyone with proper tastebuds tho

>Literally one beer
>Dangerous

A blunt and one of these

Nobody said it tastes better, you straw-manning retard.

>American cheese

not even a strawman, retard

it's a logical extension

>Boiled asparagus tastes worse
>Rare/medium-rare steak tastes worse
>Sticky, clumpy rice tastes worse
Personal preference. I like my steaks without a crispy crunchy sear to them, I like my asparagus boiled and I like my rice to stick so I can get a bite of rice instead of it all falling off my fork.

what the fuck are you even attempting to say here?

Lovin the Sig, but get rid of that clip draw shit in the background.

Breakfast was a homemade marinara with kalamata olives and zucchini+squash noodles. Days off from work are best days.

Sorry mine's so dirty, it sits in a pocket holster most of the day and needs a cleaning.

Whoops, forgot the pic.

I'm saying you're a fucking retard for
>implying
things taste worse to 100% of people 100% of the time when cooked a certain way and not knowing what the fuck preferences are. It's not rocket science.

You don't like the taste of asparagus if you like boiled asparagus. The major flavors in asparagus are water soluble so your basically removing flavor before eating it.

nice strawman there buddy

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Milwaukee's best ice 42oz 6.9%. A skunked one too.

Tomorrow I get my government allotment of $20 in food stamps for the entire month. I'm almost excited to have one cut of meat, a bag of sugar, some coffee, two tomatoes, a bag of potatoes and a couple gallons of water.

Shalom, DHHR.

already been explained.
long bakery.

For me it's morbid obesity, the best consequence of eating 'go 'za every day.

Some pan fried potatoes with some fresh salad topped with tzatziki and a little olive oil.

That actually looks delicious. I had two eggs sunnyside up on toast w/ hot sauce.
And your utensils are overpriced, but very nice nonetheless.

tuna n crackers. accidentally got the big can.