Veeky Forums disasters that turned out decent

>tfw you have no food in the house
>tfw all you have is a can of tomato soup a tin of sardines and some garlic salt
>tfw you mix them all in a pot and eat the whole thing
>tfw you end up enjoying it and plan to do it again

that doesn't sound all that bad user

i actually really liked it

i guess it was the concept of just mixing whatever shit i found in the pantry was a bit odd but after looking into it its not that uncommon a combination

garlic salt helped

>Be grilling chicken quarters with brother
>Turns out not bad initially, but decide to keep them warm on the grill with minimal temp
>Totally forgot about them and rushed back outside
>Skin was a deep golden brown and crunchy as toffee, flesh was juicy and whiter than a safe neighbourhood
>mfw

>pork
>onion
>sour cream
>mustard
>white rice

Bretty good fusion cuisine desu

Those all sound like flavours that wouldn't be bad together anyways, but glad to hear they were good!

They can sardines in tomato sauce. You were just missing some form of starch.

Gimme wunna dem ketchup packets

Can I sub milk with chocolate milk for a can of mushroom cream soup? I have no regular milk.

sour cream mixed with rice is amazing.

give it a go

OP please, I pray that the shit sticks to the wall every time I turn on the stove.

I'd like to know how this turns out

>hungry
>2am
>blue box mac 'n cheese
>blue box mac 'n cheese is the only solid food in my whole damn kitchen
>no milk, only margarine in fridge
>go to service station on corner for a 12 ounce bottle of milk
>everyone in service station is into some kind of sin...because it's 2am.
>everyone in service station gives you a funny look for wanting milk.

>jonesing
>2am
>not an ounce of cocaine is in my apartment
>hit up my dealer, he's at a gas station
>walk three miles to the gas station to get my fix
>get coke
>some rando walks in, maybe he wants coke too, it is 2am after all
>rando gets a bottle of milk
>at 2am
>wonder where the fuck his life went so wrong

You nailed it exactly. I'm not sure if it was my autism kicking in or if my awkardness was well warranted. I'm leaning toward the latter.

I'm no chef so I can't say if it's delicious or not, but it worked in case you have no white milk around.

>no dijon
>use sweet mustard sauce
>tenderloin with mustard diablo is ok

thanks foodwishes

I mean, 2 am is a weird time for anyone to go to the store. Going in for a small bottle of milk just adds another layer

>drunk on schnapps and vodka
>boil two packs of ramen
>start throwing random shit in there
>leftover easter ham, cubed
>leftover carmelized onions from burgs the night before
>pepperony that's gone a bit dry
>burger king nuggets from god knows when, chopped
>can of tomato paste
>like five full squirts of honey
>mix, then strain, return to pot
>realize straining it got rid of the liquid so add spagedy sauce
>realize i didn't finish cooking it so put it back on the stove
>remember i still have the seasoning packets (beef) so add those in
>red wine because it needs to be wetter
>boil until sticky
>top with more ham just to use it up before it goes bad
>find a garlic butter packet from papa john's and add it
>add hot sauce because i know my tolerance for spice goes up when drunk

It was delicious as fuck and I kept drinking and fell asleep about an hour after I finished it. Ate it straight out of the pot with a plastic fork. I will never achieve that kind of happiness again.

>Make scrambled eggs
>have no ketchup to drown them in
>try salsa instead
>have eaten salsa and scrambled eggs almost every day for breakfast for the past decade

Same set of circumstances, but didn't live near a store. Used water in place of milk. Actually wasn't bad, the cheese seemed cheesier.

>OP doesn't know that throwing a bunch of random shit together on a pot usually turns out well

Not completely random, obviously, but lots of stuff goes well with other stuff

Salsa with scrambled eggs is the fucking shit though

This is why cooking isn't hard at all.

It just takes the bravery to not be afraid to fuck up when you experiment.

And otherwise it's not at all hard to follow any old recipe. I don't understand how people "don't know" how to cook, even basic shit.

I went over a coworker's house for Skyrim once and he had to have his roommate make him a bowl of fucking cereal because he's afraid to make food because he thinks he'll fuck up.
>But dude, cereal?!
>What if I add too much milk and the bowl overflows??
The man is 7 years my senior. Needless to say the dick I sucked that night was not his.

London or just a fellow co/ck/sucker?

Also, that's horrible. How can someone be so retarded?

Grill. He's not the first person I've met like that, but anyone who doesn't grow out of that by their 30's needs to be abducted for prison labor.

>salty can of tomato soup
>salty can of preserved fish
>adding GARLIC SALT
wtf dude your tongue must be broken

I maed dis. Thought it turned out alright for being my first Veeky Forums OC

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>pasta
>premade beef broth slime
>ketchup
>green onions

One of the best girls.