At grocery store

>at grocery store
>pick up apples that are $3.99 /lb
>go to the self checkout and ring them up as apples that are $1.99 /lb

>pick 1 cherry that weighs in at 0.00lb
>do this 200 times
>free cherries

>go to the store
>get 10 pounds of steak
>go to self ckeckout
>ring it up as one 12 pack of soda

>at grocery store
>cashier asks what's in the produce bag
>"italian parsley"
>she rings it up as curly parsley

trying to actually switch upc codes is nigger tier

> 8$ for a kilo of apples

do americans really do this?

>those curly bastards

>go to grocery store checkout
>don't scan every second item, don't scan expensive items, price vegetables and fruits as low as possible

End up doing a $100 shop with $25. Get on my level plebs.

>Bring reusable bag to grocery store.
>Load it with produce and raw meat.
>Set the full bag on the belt so the cashier has to deconstruct it.
>All of the produce is loose.
>Cashier takes forever to finish my transaction.
>They get to my package of bloody meat.
>They ask me if I want this bagged separate.
>Tell them no.
>Complain to manager later for cashier attitude.

Some types of apples like Honeycrisp can be expensive, depending on the season and how the harvest went for that year. If you sample enough, you can find pretty good ones for $1/lb. Last year's gala harvests here were actually pretty good and very cheap.

DEVILISH. MORE DEVILISH SHOPPING. NO THEFT OR NIGGER TIER.

>being proud of being a niggardly jew

what is so special about these honeycrisp apples?
In Europe the most expensive "bio" apples are 4€/kig (1$ ~ 0.9€), the common price is 2-3€/kg. And here average price is 1-1.5$kg, 2$/kg are considered expensive. In Estonia I've seen apples for 60¢/kg.
I also know that many muricans fall for this "bio eco nongmo withoit radioactive waste" meme vegs and fruit which are expensive as fuck, but do normal ones cost significantly less?

>At self-checkout at 3am
>Pick up 3kgs of $25.99/kg salmon
>Count them as 2 for 1 brocolli

>at self-checkout at 4am
>buy pudding because I lost control of my life

People like you are why we can't have nice things. Get some morals will you guys

>Shop around in a Fred Meyer all the time.
>Start to learn the lingo on the overhead PA
>One of which is "Mr. Cash" (Loss prevention)
>Shop there too long I realize when I see the guy and now know his voice after seeing him talk to employees / hear him on the overhead.
>Hear him call for customer service to a place where someone must be stealing some shit and he wants an employee.
>Shit, that is the isle next to me.
>Scoot my cart over next to the tweaker fiddling with a pair of scissors and a box of shoes.
>"Busy day, isn't it?!"
>Isle is flooded with employees.

>Few days later he pulled me aside and told me not to do that again, apparently he thought I was a shoplifter potential too.

>at self-checkout at 4am
>look around cautiously to avoid normies
>scan my items and pay the exact amount
>scuttle away
>walk 5 miles home
>as I round the bend to my house I realize I forgot the grocery bag
>curl up in a corner and sob

Wouldn't work, the machines weigh the product when you put in the bag area, it would know the soda isn't steak.

Produce availability. Some countries may have high yields when a product is in season so they're cheap, then when they fall out of season the imported ones cost more

Isn't that stealing?

Use bananas code instead of soda