ITT: patrician foods only plebs dislike

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Literally no one eats hops.
We drink them.

That's clearly an armadillo apple

>American education

It's artichoke dude

Do people actually eat plated pears?

Do those tomatillos have armor?

Oh shit really? My bad.
I've never had them so they appeared to be hops.

>calling gator berries "armadillo apples"

>eating acorns

Fucking disgusting

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Someone just revealed their power level

I think you're referring to pangolin papayas.

Lamprey à la bordelaise

Blue oysters from Marennes Oléron

This.

I'd take a bukkake load of that sweet, sweet blood and wine sauce

I thought those were hops and that we're having some edgy craft beer thread of sorts going on. My bad.

My father and my uncle make it with fresh lamprey in Périgord, best thing ever.

Pretty fun to show peoples what the thing actually looks like when it's alive after they have eaten it.

They look the same, can't really blame me for thinking they were hops. But I guess no one has jumped on my ass yet anyways.

i ate a hop. its really fucking peppery.

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>2017
>not eating hops

Stuffed with jalapeño and garlic. I enjoy setting a few in a nice frosted glass of Keystone Light.

I've always been a gentleman of refined tastes