What's your cunt's national dish?

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i don't think they really tried w/ this wiki entry.

i thought you were fucking around but it turns out that is in fact authentic micronesian bat soup

Slovakia: Bryndzové halušky

It doesn't look like much but it's pretty good

Spain: Tortilla española
Andalusia: Gazpacho
Asturias: Fabada asturiana
Balearic Islands: Tombet, ensaïmada
Basque Country and Navarre: Marmitako, Chistorras
Canary Islands: Sancocho, Papas arrugadas
Catalonia: Pa amb tomaquet
Castile and León: Lechazo asado
Galicia: Empanada, Polbo á feira, Caldo gallego
Madrid: Cocido madrileño, patatas bravas
Valencian Community: Paella

horry shet i miss home :(

Hey buddy, I'm traveling to Spain for the first time in the fall? Any tips? I'm a smelly brown Mexican so I already expect to be looked down on

Stegt flæsk.
It's alright, not too exciting

what part nigga

i'm from madrid, if you go there go eat bocatas de calamares, cocidos madrileños and patatas bravas, there is a restaurant that I used to go when I was a kid called "El Rincón de Goya" that served some pretty insane cocido, but it was not cheap, it was quite fancy

stay away from touristy places, go to the greasy bars, they're the best and also cheapest, and if you speak spanish they won't screw you over with prices

also tapas ARE FREE, if they want you to pay for them it's not a tapa

chili

>stamppot/hutspot

potato and vegetables (kale or carrot+onion most of the time) mashed together with bits of bacon and gravy poured into a little hole you dig in it yourself. Most people combine this with rookworst, which is basically a thicc hotdog.

breddy gud desu

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I originally wanted to go to Barcelona but I'm flexible

nobody will look down on you if you go to barcelona, they're quite open there

i don't know much about their cuisine tho, I know they have good paella and pan amb tomaquet

desu if it wasn't because i have family in madrid i'd go to barcelona instead when I go to spain

anyway if you want amazing food i'd say Ávila (meat is insane) or the south (Málaga for example, you can eat very well in there, Paella de marisco, Espetos, comida de playa, vamos)

don't leave without trying Jamón Serran, Tortilla de patata and of course Paella.

enjoy spain m8

Thanks homie I appreciate it

>Poland: Bigos, Pierogi,[111] Kotlet schabowy,[112] Żurek, Gołąbki
I like bigos and pierogi (it's impossible to dislike all varieties of pierogi anyway, that would be like disliking all sandwiches), żurek and gołąbki are fine too but not something I'd want to eat every day.
Schabowy can go fuck himself though, bland fucking poor man's Schnitzel.

New Zealand: Bacon and egg pie, lamb, pavlova

Fuck we are wild cunts

Our national dish is actually "Fush 'N' Chups".

>Russia's national dish
>answer isn't "empty"

My cunt''s national meal is dick.

Funkin pies and baby sheep..oh yeah Aus for the win.

Having this shit as a national dish is almost as sad as America having fucking mac and cheese as theirs.

>Nanaimo bars
Amazing
>Poutine
ok.
>Tourtiere
ok
>Butter Tarts
meh

Fuck off cunt I'll smash you in the face with some of the fairy bread my mum made

I love haggis

None of those are our national dish anyways. It's actually Kraft Dinner.

>pies are aussie and not kiwi

>Sautéed reindeer
It's awesome my famalams

Pies are British you mong.
Aussie pies are horrible that's why you drown them in ketchup.

Sweden?

El Salvador: Pupusa

Fuck yeah those are so good

Austrianfag here

We once ruled a big junk of europe so there are a lot of different dishes.
I would say the most classic one is the Wiener Schnitzel , on the sweet side we are most famous for either Apfelstrudel or Kaiserschmarrn.
Gulasch is also a big player but we share that with Hungary.

Wikipedia says Tafelspitz is a big think but honestly i call bullshit on that, or at least its not a common dish anymore!

I think austrias cuisine is quite interesting check it out here en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Austrian_cuisine

yes i like nanaimo bar, poutine, butter tarts, and tourtiere

That wiki is a bit wrong. Chili is also a 100% American dish.