Write what's on your mind

I was just joking :(

hermaphrodite comes from the name of hermes' and aphrodite's lovetranschild whose feast was the best day to have your wedding on. so yes, and not even gay

you might be gay
you also might be Andy from The Office

...

porco dio

I feel bad for the OP. He thought he was going to get a respectable thread. Instead he gets a thread about how liking traps isn't gay.

:^)

These threads are never respectable, newfriend.

Digits squandered

I don't give a shit about being gay or not, if I had the chance I'd fuck the shit out of a trap.

>I don't give a shit about being gay or not, if I had the chance I'd fuck the shit out of a man.

Fixed that for your.

I've had naseua since late November and have been steadily losing weight. This is the lowest weight I've had in my adult life and I can feel myself getting weaker. Any books for this feel?

The appearance of the man makes all the difference though.

I once accidentally masturbated to gay porn, and I'm completely straight so........

The dog near the bog wandered over to the hog who ate the slop in his through with a slip and a slog, slaking by slurping sumptuous sultry sour soup thicker than toughs of trees with windfalls flowing through barks from wolves larking in the midnight breeze.

anal is disgusting, the lack of a vagina would be a deal-breaker for someone who wasn't queer

Not for me. Frotting is nice also.

Is it gay if you're only attracted to the feminine qualities of a man? what deems femininity? is it our culture, and therefore society? Does that mean that gender is simply a construct that can be toyed with and applied differently to every individual? Does that also imply that every individual has a right to define their own gender, which should be equally respected as all others present in society? Can we logically conclude, through synthesis, that Sam Hyde is a mediocre comedian and that the alt-right is a group consisting of mostly ideologues with no sound arguments behind them?

depends, if they look feminine (tits + ass) youre still straight

if you like crossdressers (without tits) and masculine traps then youre ghey

The alt-right have precisely one sound argument, which is that Leftists are full of shit. Since Leftists have precisely one sound argument as well, which is that the Aristocratic White Male is full of shit, they're on approximately equal footing.

Anal skeeves me out too but I'd be down for some swordplay

Lol no

How does one accidentally masturbate to gay porn??

FUCKFUCKFUCKA¬!
!!AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!
that is all

In a fantasy, an Uprising. All the Dads march down from the tenements and take to the streets. Thousands of Daddies and Fathers and Papas and Padres march in formation, adorned in their wife-beaters and mechanic-jumpsuits and Hawaiian shirts and business-causal dress. Among alimony bonfires, the piano teachers and the math tutors are lynched. They storm the neat and verdant lawns of the suburban two-storied houses which they paid for. Upstairs, they bludgeon the step-fathers in their marital beds, and some score one last fuck before the ex-wives’ throats are slashed. Stealing into blue and pink painted rooms, they spirit away the sons and daughters, back down the steps, off of the lawns and school-yards to apartments still humming in blue T.V light. Full of fast food and artificial coloring, the children are tucked into bed,

:D bewtifal

Go to a doctor you idiot

kys

I hate that, nearly a year ago, I became incredibly inspired to begin work on a great and epic story which takes 7 tales and weaves them all together in the form of an incredibly theatrical epic. I've divided it into two books and 8 acts total. I've nearly flushed out 3 of the acts entirely and am ready for 1st draft writing on those acts and I've outlined and given a solid structure to the following 3 acts, and I've got a strong idea of how the final act and epilogue will play out.

Where my stress comes to play is the fact that I'm not a learned writer. I read a lot when younger, and love writing for fun, but I don't read much anymore and don't have a formal education in writing.
This story really stands out in my mind as a musical piece, borderline operatic (Rock-Opera to be most precise) in style. But what I lack in writing skills, I lack even more in instrumentation. I've always wanted to play an instrument, primarily the drums or the cello or the bass or piano, but I don't know how. I understand music well, and enjoy complex and technical music. But I lack the knowledge to recreate it myself.

So I'm stuck in this hellish state of limbo where I keep returning and building upon this massive piece of work that I still have no idea how I'm going to bring it life. I work 60+ hours every week, and I'm to be returning to jr college soon to finish my associates so I can pursue my degrees in Linguistics and Economics. My heart aches more and more for this story, but until I find the time to pick up lessons in between my job and my school, and read for leisure on top of that all, I feel I'll lose it all in my hair as I grow bald from stress.

My family is dumb, my friends are ambitionless potheads and alcoholics, and I've never been a fan of idle conversation. I've got no one to even mention this to who I believe could give me a remotely sincere critique of the idea, ideas, or tell me whether or not I should be writing this and if it's a waste and mostly unoriginal. Let alone simply someone to confide in about it, since the story involves deeply personal aspects of my life.

This past year has felt utterly surreal. I need to put myself and my story out there. Otherwise I don't know if I'll have it in me to see another one slip by.

I want to be murdered by a lover, but I don't have a lover and people don't want to murder me.
feels like shit man

i want to die

Christmas is slow.

Rock operas are always garbage without fail so I'm glad you failed

I want to sincerely wish everyone on this website a very Merry Christmas, I know that's pretty ghey and what not but I don't care, I sincerely hope everyone on this website has a good day tomorrow, and can hopefully drink from the cup of goodwill that we should all be sharing tomorrow. Even if you're the cancer that's killing whatever board or you're a tripfag or you make the worst posts possible I hope you have a very Merry Christmas and can chill with friends and family.
God bless us, every user.

now this is an interesting feel. if you dont mind, id like it if you elaborated on this feel.

Are you that dude who lives with Bojack Horseman?

O sultan, Turkish devil and damned devil's kith and kin, secretary to Lucifer himself. What the devil kind of knight are you, that can't slay a hedgehog with your naked arse? The devil excretes, and your army eats. You will not, you son of a bitch, make subjects of Christian sons; we've no fear of your army, by land and by sea we will battle with thee, fuck your mother. You Babylonian scullion, Macedonian wheelwright, brewer of Jerusalem, goat-fucker of Alexandria, swineherd of Greater and Lesser Egypt, pig of Armenia, Podolian thief, catamite of Tartary, hangman of Kamyanets, and fool of all the world and underworld, an idiot before God, grandson of the Serpent, and the crick in our dick. Pig's snout, mare's arse, slaughterhouse cur, unchristened brow, screw your own mother! So the Zaporozhians declare, you lowlife. You won't even be herding pigs for the Christians. Now we'll conclude, for we don't know the date and don't own a calendar; the moon's in the sky, the year with the Lord, the day's the same over here as it is over there; for this kiss our arse!

Both badass and bantering
How did the Zaporozhians do it my lads?

miss gertrudis trudis saw a ghost coming from the window, so she couldn't help but cry and scream out loud... her screams were so loud that her neighbour, mr elliot, came to her house in a hurry. "what'w wrong, miss gertrudis trudis????" he said. "i saw a ghost!!" she cryed like a child, "where is the ghost? i don't see anything" mr elliot examined the room, but there was no ghost there "he came from the window... i saw it" miss gertrudis trudis pointed at the window... "oh, alright... i will close the window then" mr elliot went to the window but a pair of pale hands appeared from no where and pulled mr elliot, who helplessly fell through the window, dying at the instant... then, miss gertrudis trudis grinned with malice... her plan worked

My girlfriend has me come inside the restaurant she works at. I am annoyed because I feel that I am in everyone's way and I'd much rather have just stayed in my car. I don't know why I'm this way. I didn't used to be. Lately it just seems like everyone always wants to talk about the stupidest shit.

>thinks quadrophenia is garbage
plen

thank you

Of course user

merry christmas my friends. i love all of you.

You too my friend, merry christmas
What're you doing for the holiday tomorrow?

Nah, it'll be different than anything of its kind. As I'm writing it, I'm outlining the story in lyric as well as verse. I've also noted several segments of prose in a remolded telling of the epic as more rooted in the day to day of a modern setting, as if I haven't dug the pit deep enough... But yeah, the point is I wouldn't be investing all my time into this if I didn't believe it will be great and is wholly unique.

Yes. They didn't really script my character. They found me and told me that I could be in a show if I just did what I normally do, but while on the set of a cartoon show. I asked if I'd get paid. They said no.. I'm still getting used to regressing to a two dimensional state and back.

my family emphasizes christmas eve, so i've gotten most of my celebration out of the way. i've had a lot of food and a lot of booze in me. what about you my friend?

I'm mostly going to hang out with my little sister since I haven't seen her in a coon's age, maybe drink a little and definitely eat some good shit. Glad you've had a good Christmas Eve my lad.

i hope for you thr best

Merry Christmas! I love you all even though you're annoying.

I noticed that a lot of apolitical or weakly centrist nerds, weebs and other losers have over the past six months of so begun unironically referring to themselves as "degenerate" to piss off identity politics-obsessed radicals

I fully welcome this development and am searching for ways in how I can further the degeneration and moral corruption of White Christendom in North America

Also Merry Christmas and Happy cummies

That night when you played your ukelele, i wanted to tell you how i felt in love with you, but i am proud idiot, and did not want to look weak. Now, i am far, but just a phone call away.

I miss you, L.

I must be less insecure.
But how?

You too!

i could use my profile to make people laugh at me, ingenious but boring

I want to apologize to all the people I causef harm at.
I know that the damage is done, but I just want you to know that I regret every day of my life how much of an asshole I was and can be.

Computer sciences ultimate goal is to find out if there is a such thing as a soul.

Everyday is a waste, nothing feels correct, just satisfactory.
I just wanted to waste Christmas in a coffee shop reading Dickens by myself, these fucking Asians squabbling, robbing me of silence.
5 hours of silence was too much of a dream. I would rather live in Copperfield's London for one day, than spend it with my failed family. I don't want to stay, but I don't want to go.

I spend way too much time on this board.

doggystyle analing a guy with a round, feminine ass. You can't see the balls until the top pulls out

...not that I'd know anything about this

I'm not sure if people avoid me at work because I'm an asshole or if it's because I smell like asshole.

Either way I need to clean up my a..

I am in the beginning stages of diphendrahymine withdrawals because I got addicted to Benadryl a few years ago after bad poison ivy rash and just used it to make my brain go slower and fall asleep. Years of getting the shakes and fighting drowsiness probably fucked up my histamine production or some shit. I tried to get off it once because I was tired of the shakes but after two days I felt like I was dying so I took some and fell back into it.

I have been reducing my dosage per time and my last time was two pills on Wedsnesday. I am going to really try to fight it this time and since my mom is around for Christmas I told her what was up and she will be taking care of my dog if I feel like death and can't.

I am legitimately surprised that I became addicted to a lame drug. I did like how it slowed my mind diwn and made it a little numb. I can't really put into words what I felt with that but it helped. I hate thinking. Every time I actually do some thinking I fall further into depression so I always try to distract myself from it with books or video games with my friends or just random shit on youtube.

I'll probably kill myself before I am forty. Only fourteen more years to go.

Happy holidays though, cunts.

Have you tried washing your asshole?

Feel ur pain mane...don't kill urself cuz of some Benadryl addiction...I mean there's people who get addicted to much worse and get off that shit. Attend an AA meeting. Speaking from experience here mane. Used to be heavy into booze and Xanax and ended up driving my car off a bridge. Stayed under that bridge in complete darkness for six hours till some security guard saw me and helped me over the fence since in broke my ankle in the accident...never felt more happy to be alive. Takes some near death shit to bring out the joy of life.

Practice mane. Sounds trite but just think about the things you enjoy about yourself a little more and focus on them instead of getting caught up in the shit you can't control

SHUT UP TODD

You could post an ad like the Craigslist dude in Germany who wanted to be eaten...pretty sure some crazy motherfucker would respond

>addicted to dph

oh god dude that sucks

withdrawals from already not good drugs suck so hard and can be dangerous, thank god opiates just put you in an awful discomfort.

Having my dream qt with me for a while on Christmas is the closest I will ever get to my dreams, so this is the best possible Christmas.
Merry Christmas Anons, I hope if any of you are too lonely you can find some comfort in masturbation, literature and happy thoughts (and maybe even ANIME.)

Eu tenž numeru i mesendžer metodu pra kontattar mulje ke me gostoza sed eu nau tenž ningein kuraž pra dir a la. Nau tenž kuraž ekkribar isu en la ingla praki la bon komprendi la. A bona sorta, ke la nau sabi meu lingua u ja lu fattu ke eu ekkribar en isa lingua.

Happy Birthday Jesus

I am disgusted

But highly intrigued

I wish you faggots were granted your independence just so I could watch you all slowly wither away.

Nigger, are capable of NOT begging the question?

Sounds p good, links?

you're both partially homosexual than

>tripfaggot is a legitimate homosexual
color me surprised

DNA results put me at 5% gay so I can easily avoid fag detections