Has anyone had keto/low carb/ fathead pizza? How was it?

Don't you have a dick to suck?

I've lost 80 lb so far, it's a pretty effective meme

only if my homework is to call you gay boy, you fucking gay boy

without progress pics that's a lie, this IS an IMAGE board.

>post pictures of yourself for all the alt-left numales on Veeky Forums to look at
ok kid

>2017
>still not degreasing your restaurant ordered pizza

>he thinks he's losing the weight from "keto" and not the fact that his special little diet which restricts carbs means fewer calories
I did Keto for 2 months and it's shit. I ended up comparing the weight I lost on Keto while working out to when I lost weight while eating normal and working out and besides the water weight there was barely a difference. Keto is what you do if you're going anywhere without a shirt where photos are taken if you're too sketched about saunas.

I'm on a soup diet, it works, i already lost 5000000 pounds.

Fucking ham planets lieing about their weight

>im a lying sack of shit shill trying to justify fat-earther numale: the diet

>being this overly aggressive in a thread about pizza
You're compensating for something by being an asshole, not sure what. If anything I'd wager you're much fatter than I am.

My diet consits of 70% protein and I have 0% bodyfat, U mad?

Nope. You're just very stupid and have said very stupid shit.

You seem upset by that

No apologies!

>Nope
Not an argument. Post pictures fat boy.

Just look at your belly if you want to see a fat boy.

>post pictures of yourself for all The gross looking fat-earther numales on Veeky Forums to look at and jerk off too

Hmmmmm no, fatty fat fat

That's what I thought. Enjoy your obesity ;)

>le smuk winky posting after getting btfo

Your subreddit too slow today, eh fatty?

>he can't stop replying
ok sweetie. I'll let you have the last word, you're a big tough guy aren't you?

Oh so now youre just interested in getting the last word? Sorry, cupcake, not gonna happen!

>rejecting leftists whilst at the same time rejecting everything his ancestors ate to build civilization

nu-male MUH PALLEOOO xD

I been on a high fat high protein diet experiment for april and its been cool. I can run farther and bust 3x bigger nuts. And the pain in my jaw finally went away, which i can only really explain as a reduction in chronic inflammation.

gay

So, what's your evaluation of how well the thread went OP? Did it meet your expectations, hmmm? In the words of our latest Nobel Prize for Literature winner, "how does it feel?"

Just makes me want to make it again tomorrow, and maybe the next day, who knows, maybe this is a meme in the making. How does that make you feel?

I've never tried it myself. Have you tried the low-carb breads from places like Thin Slim? I've been thinking about ordering a loaf for awhile now.

This thread is too fucking gay for me and im currently jerking it to trap porn

it basically confirms how incredibly gay you are

I've been running a moderate fat high protein diet for the last week and the volume of my ejaculations has also increased - along with increased sensitivity of the penis. I don't know if I'm in keto or not. Mentally I don't really feel any different. I probably have less than 30g of carbs per day

what do you eat?

Yeah I've had fathead pizza and it's good but, to be honest, I'd rather order Dominos for cheap and just eat the toppings off of the pie and throw away the crust.

Not that guy but I'm down over 80 lbs on keto and I'm not afraid to post pics. Keto is legit for fatasses like me who have a hard time sticking to calorie limits on a regular diet. It's definitely not for everybody. Just like any other diet, it requires some will power.

Mission carb balance tortillas and whiskey have been my saving grace. After about 70 lbs I transitioned to low carb (about 50 grams of carbs per day) and am still losing weight. Because of the lack of long term keto case studies and my general knowledge of nutrition and physiology I don't believe keto is a good long term option for anyone unless you are doing it for non weight loss purposes (epilepsy, etc). It's a tool for fat slobs to overcome the daunting task of beginning to lose weight.

Since no one was very helpful I decided to make my own. Here's the dough, almond flour and cheese and spices and an egg. It's funny how similar it looks to my countertop. I'm not expecting anything great, but it should scratch that pizza itch better than nothing

Damn, great job. My starting weight is probably not too different from yours, but I'm 6'1 so it doesn't look too bad. I've lost almost 100 lb on it before and kept it off for ~5 years but eventually gained it back after getting out of the military. Mission tortillas are great, but the first few months I'm super cautious of eating almost anything that isn't meat or eggs.

Looks neat. How long do you plug in the tomato sauce for?

What the hell? How much spices did you use? My fathead pizza dough looks mostly like regular pizza dough with flecks of spices. But hey, it still looks okay for a base. Probably will still be a good fathead za

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I added a bit of oregano and garlic salt but that's it. I think my camera just bumped up the contrast, because it's almost done and it's basically a flat uniform brown color

Thanks, user. I am 5'10" and went from 305 to 222 as if today. I've got about 20 more pounds to go. My main focus is to never have to lose this weight again. So many people gain most or all of the weight back and I am determined not to be one of those people.

Cool. Interested to see the final product.

I'd like to avoid presliced pepperoni next time, and I turned it to broil in the last 2 minutes to help melt the cheese, but since I've never made it before I didn't want to burn the crust and ruin my dinner. Doesn't look half bad, smells good, and I feel better than if I had fucked my diet and ordered real pizza.

recipe I used for anyone searching in the future:
ditchthecarbs.com/2015/04/23/fat-head-pizza/

What's the crust?
I've tried a couple "keto friendly" crusts myself and they all turned out shitty. That one at least looks decent.

Recipe right above you. I was skeptical, because imo 90% of keto meals that try to replicate normal food taste or look like shit. I'm very surprised, it actually tastes quite good and the crust isn't doughy or cracker-like. It feels like real pizza crust that you can actually fold.
7/10 will definitely be making again

Looks pretty darn tasty, user. Nice work and you are right, not worth fucking your diet for some regular pizza. Pizza will always be there. Just lay off for 6 or 8 months, eat this instead, lose weight, and learn to savor indulgences like regular pizza and eat smaller portions. Good luck and I hope you enjoy that good looking fathead pizza

thanks bro

I think cauliflower pizza is better desu

That's what I get for not readin' the thread like a lazy cunt.
Thanks man, it looks great.
Lost 70lbs myself doin keto/low carb. Lookin' forward to losing more, just gotta get my ass back in gear.

My mind read this as ...
>Has anyone had faggoty arrogant fag fag pizza? How was it?

This, my sister made one and it was fine.
And I fucking hate cauliflowers. But with the toppings the flavour is quickly forgotten

how do you make the crust not fall apart? mine always turns into a soggy mess :(

My guess would be remove as much of the water as possible. Mash it between paper towels.

This is correct. Maybe even wring it out in some cheese cloth and then put it in a skillet on low for a few minutes. My advice, however, would be to ditch the cauliflower crust altogether and try the fathead crust. It's easier and much better in my opinion

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