What's the best condiment for oysters?

lemon, horseradish and mignonette

specifically red wine mignonette

Without anything. That's the best. Maybe with a squirt of lemon.

I do like oyster rockefeller sometimes, but I hate ruining a perfectly good raw oyster.

the best way to eat oysters is to put them directly in the garbage.

enjoy your norovirus

mignonette or just lemon juice are only correct answers. cocktail sauce is acceptable but pleb tier

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I like nothing but a tiny bit of lemon.

Same thing I eat with your mom's bearded clam

I feel like this may be a regional thing. Maybe not and Im just an idiot but in coastal SC (basically Myrtle Beach to Charleston) we have "oyster roasts" during the winter months. We go out and harvest our own oysters and either steam or roast them. Then the proper combo is:

>oyster dipped in butter
>placed on a saltine cracker
>splashed with texas pete or a louisiana hot sauce
>plenty of beer

Hell of a time. Plus Murrells Inlet oysters are some of the best in the country.

Fuck this Tabasco is great

I'm allergic to oysters, get hot flashes and uncomfortable, hard to breath.

But the most astounding thing is they give me a raging boner, and i start gushing pre-cum like a leaky facet.

It would be great for faps if it weren't for the other symtoms.

Sparkling wine.

Pour some in each half-shell. Slurp 'em down.

Sublime.

Sherry vinegar, shallot, and cracked pink peppercorn mignonette.

semen

Did someone already say trash? If not - trash. Because seafood is yucky.

End yourself manchild

sounds good m8

Vodka

Tabasco and a squirt of lemon juice.

vinegar