If you were on death row

What would your last meal be?

Bisquick pancakes
Thick crispy bacon
Butter
Syrup
Grilled cheese
Fried egg

They would have to let me make them myself though or bring in my daughter to cook my final meal, no one else would get the grilled cheese right.

6 gallons of distilled water

Nothing, because I live in Texas.

My own tongue

my nigga

McChicken

big fucking paella i put on a protective suit and lie in the middle of it eating it over the course of 8 hours

somehow get soft shell crab involved as a bonus

wash it down with ice cold peach ice tea

bowl of tabbouleh
bowl of moms chili
bowl of moms coleslaw (literally just cabage, salt, pepper, and vinegar)
gin and tonic
alfalfa sprouts
bowl of crab legs
cold mussels
shitton of shrimp

ur mothers minge

Caribbean breakfast.
Mangu, sasichon, fried eggs (still runny), fried queso blanco, piled with sauteed red onions.

Reminder they give you a 15 dollar limit if they still do it at all, so you can't fucking plan an 8 course meal or something
Most places it's just standard caf food.
The most common is "burger and fries"

For me, it's the McChicken.

Two large orange sodas and the rest in mcnuggets with a variety of sauces/mayo

2 pounds of raw, unroasted cahews.
1/2 pound of uncooked apple seeds.

Not quick enough.

ranch salad and ranch soup with a sprinkling of ranch dressing on top, fried ranch crisps dipped in more ranch dressing, and a nice warm glass of ranch to wash it all down with.

Dubs checked
>Midwesterner confirmed.

Its grilled cheese. Stop being a faggot.

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nothing because there is no death penalty in europe

Steak and Cheese sub from Seminole Subs
Chicken Philly from Miami Subs
Quiznos BLT

love me subs. they're perfect.

At least in Florida it's 40 bucks but yeah there's restrictions, it has to be easily available from short distance and you can't get alcohol or cigarettes.

Wendy's thicc buns ;)

shot of heroin, line of cocaine

Swordfish with asparagus over basmati rice.

This but i want both in the same shot

Is there any combination of food that becomes poisonous when combined?

Sex with the Warden's daughter

Two number nines
Number 9 large
Number 6 with extra dip
Number 7
Two number 45s, one with cheese and a large soda

Poorly prepared Fugu

Hi there plebeian :)

What are you doing on a cooking board?

medium rare cheeseburger

5 al pastor tacos

two 20 oz cokes

Not jerking myself off over melted cheese between bread

No, it would be whatever you ate last, dipshit.

Why would they do that?

One of everything from Wendy's

Sugar with pretty much anything.

forgot the salami

For me, it's the McChicken.

lobster roll with some pickled carrots on the side

A pot of coffee with cream and sugar. A loaf of fresh baked white bread still warm and a stick of room temperature salted butter.

>the wardens daughters hot teen cunt
You my man have exquisite taste

80 mc chickens

A 1-1/2lb burger topped with smoked gouda, bacon, mayo, bbq sauce, onions, lettuce, and tomato with a huge side of onion rings and Burger King's zesty sauce.

Also with birch beer

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Improperly prepared blowfish so I can go out on my on accord.

>I'll eat peanut butter cuz allergies xD
>Ebin wIN!

Thats a pretty hard question to answer. It would probably depend on my mood at the time. But the desert would most likely be a bucket of chocolate pudding.

oh, and the pudding is laced with LSD

Hola reddit.

Double Quarter Pounder with extra cheese
Kraft Deluxe mac and cheese
Scrapple with American cheese and ketchup over fried white bread
Pad Thai

Chorizo and Potatoes
Fried Eggs
Refried Beans
Cotija cheese sprinkled all over
Tortillas

I could then die happy

A whole sheet of acid blotter

Finnish pancakes like I had as a child. And mb a baconator.

>Three tripas tacos with the tripas chrispy
>bottle of cheap gin and a jar of olives and pickled onions
>pack of American spirits
>bag of kettle corn
>mom's lemon cake
>can of skol mint
>beef n cheddar from Arby's with horse sauce.

Pussy.

Why the fuck would I want actual food before being executed? You can eat pussy then fuck the shit out of it even if that's not part of the deal. You can't get charged for rape, and even if you do you're gonna be executed.

because one asshole ordered a huge 3 course meal with like 3 steaks and two pastas and salads and then he took one bite and said he was not hungry anymore

Four cups of mashed potatoes.
A cup of cream gravy.
A bunch of buttermilk ranch dipping sauce.
Three bowls of that Mac and cheese from Boston market.
As much chicken express chicken tenders as they can legally give me.

I don't give a shit if it's autistic.

the state doesn't want to spend hundreds of dollars for the meals of people they have deemed unfit to live
taxpayers in a lot of states don't even want inmates to be able to take classes in prison, much less eat gourmet food

It takes that one asshole to ruin it for everybody