"Just a little bit of dressing please"

>"Just a little bit of dressing please"
>*Completely drenches your sub in dressing*
>"Here you go"
>"T-t-thanks"

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>Is that everything, sir?
>And a Coke, no ice please
>No problem, that'll be $7.49 thanks
>Y.. you too

>Subway in Canada
Hurkadurka ah wih chee u like? Ah toes ah no toes? Ok sir.

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Every subway is operated by fat 5 foot tall ugly smelly brown women

Also

>tfw you really enjoy subway as a quick easy meal but have to sacrifice your clothing and wash everything you just wore in because the combined shitty toasted bread smell and the smell of the "sandwich artists" seeps into your clothing immediately and doesn't leave

tim hortons
>bagel tost or no tost
>okai
>brings a circular piece of charcoal and tries to prove that it is golden

>watching someone fuck up your food and still paying for it

>5'1 Pakistani woman stares up at me with my undressed sub in front of her and says "eee yes?"
>Can I get lettuce onion and tomato?
>she puts the lettuce on and looks up
>"eee yes?"

If you have a Subway in your town I guarantee you have a sandwich shop that's a 1000 times better than the corporate shithole that is subway
Complain with your wallet dumbasses

>living in Toronto
lmao just off yourselves now before it gets worse

Fucking disgusting lower class woman. I don't understand how anyone can unironically do that sort of minimum wage cuck work

Any extra meat or extra cheese? How about extra bacon? Care to make that a meal? Soup or chips?

>Soup

What the fuck? Where is this a thing?

Canadian Subway has soup. Doesn't yours?

Locations in decent countries have it as well, don't worry.

>And a soda, no ice please
Are you me user?

FUCK YOU

>And a Coke, no ice please
>Are you retarded, sir? We just give you a cup, the fountain is over there. Don't get ice if you don't want it. Never come into my store again.

FTFY

>can I have extra sauce
>Some how manages to put it literally everywhere but where I want it most

Then you tell them to start over: you are not obligated to take or pay for something you didn't order.

Why are you people so socially handicapped

this

I had better luck with Tim hortons in subway stations. Avoid pinoys infested gas stations at all cost tho.

Every subway I've been to smells like pizza for some reason.

>the s-wave of mayo that devastates my sandwich

>get chicken teriyaki
>So much fucking lettuce
>ask for the sauce
>BRRRRLLLLPPPPPTTTT
>now have a soup and salad

All over your face but none in your ass?

>see someone gettin meatball/pizza sub
>they ask for lettuce and other vegetables on it

there's more subways in canada than McDonalds

Meatball? Onions, peppers, olives, banana peppers. Come at me.

>That'rr be $13.95 prease

>What can I make fresh for you?
>I'll take a foot long Spicy Italian with just the meat and cheddar cheese on cheddar bread
>You don't want anything else on it?
>Nope
>Are you sure?
>Fuck off and make me my damn sandwich.

I am an anxious guy but I have only had a "panic attack" one time

It was caused by ordering pizza. This girl repeated my order (one fucking pizza mind you, with half one way and half another way, nothing complex) back to me wrong like 6 times and it caused me to become so frustrated and enraged that i had a fucking attack and couldn't stop crying and hyperventilating and shit

now i just get digiornos

>tfw your Subway won't go triple cheese for free and tries to charge for double mayonnaise
Jesus.

The subway in williston ND has an autistic got that sounds like mickey mouse. If you do any heavy haul through the Montana/Dakota areas check it out

i figured out how to deal with this

the trick is to ask for a "tiny tiny, little bit of X" while making a pinching motion with your fingers

Obviously not you fucking mastermind.

LOL! LOOK WHAT FRANKIE DID!

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Kill yourself

...

I noticed that when I ask for stuff that isn't already clearly partitioned, there is about 50% chance the dude will not care/fuck up and give me more stuff than they're supposed to. So I ask for Tuna/seafood with grated cheese when I go to Subway. Also, as far as Subway fuckup goes, their tomato and lettuce are yellowed out about half the times, too.

My friend works at Subway and says its not uncommon for Indians to order a sub with all the sauces (yeah you fucking read that right), ~12 different sauces

You stutter, OP? I'm sorry. I got over it when I was about 12.

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Subway is the ultimate culinary challenge.

Start with a very limited group of ingredients and a person who will combine them however you wish. However, it is up to you to decide how to instruct this person.

Whenever I'm at Subway I always feel like I'm doing one of those trust exercise things.

Have you morons thought of being specific about what you want?

>One line of sauce please
>Can you put like, 10 pickles on it?
>Can you toast it for 15 seconds instead of the full 30?

Your sandwich artists must speak better English than mine.

Bump.

>meatball sub

>any veggies on your sub? *hand already grabbing at a fist full of shredded iceberg lettuce*

Don't fucking pretend to know what I'll ask for.

what kind of faggot doesn't get lettuce on their sub?

Meatball tomato spinach onions green peppers. Fight me.

Iceberg lettuce is shit. Spinach for life.

cucumbers, spinach, peppers, onions, pickles

every single one of these is a better option than fucking iceberg lettuce

Does it really trigger fat muricans that much that people actually eat vegetables?

He's right. Usually it's about 4-6; chipotle, mayo, srircha, sweet onion and whatever else is sweet or spicy. Once a month someone will get every sauce for some stupid reason.

For me, it's the Tuna Sandwich.

>I'll have a foot long veggie delight
>You sure? Are you a vegetarian?
>No, I just want a veggie delight
>We don't have the veggie patty
>That's okay, just make me a veggie delight
>Fiiiiiine you're the customer
>What kind of sauce sir?
>Chipotle sauce please
>Just seems like a waste sir
>Dude, I didn't come here to get lectured
>Because the veggie delight sucks
>Call manager next day, kid gets fired

Well it does kind of suck.

It did suck but what sucked more was the shmuck's attitude. He's there to make a cheap sandwich, not give me shit/

I'll bite the fucking bait

JUST ORDER SHIT ONLINE YOU FUCKING SPERG

>veggie patty
whats that??

Once upon a time Subway had these disgusting veggie patties. Lately I haven't been able to find a Subway that still uses them.

A weird mash of carrots corn and mushrooms formed into a patty.

...

Yeah they are awful. Which Wich has a black bean patty for their vegetarian option which is actually not bad.

The Subways here in SE Pennsylvania still have em.

jej

I wouldn't say lucky but...I do miss them when I'm craving a cheap ghetto sammich

>Steak and Cheese
>Double meat
>Pepperjack
>Parmesan
>Chipotle sauce
>No veggies

Stop eating like faggots.

kool dude

MosBurger in Australia has vege pattys that are fucking great

Think of it as spam but with veggies. My favorite but had to stop eating because gyno

Jesus christ

After a week of that, I don't think I'd be able to hold myself back from asking her what the fuck she is doing with her life

>what the fuck she is doing with her life

Ending it.

Faggot

>Steak
>Cheese
>Lettuce
>Gherkin
>More gherkin
>More gherkin
>Red onion
>Chipotle sauce

How many different cheese does US subway have? In Finland we have pepper jack and sorta provolone. Also every Finnish sub has veggie pattys, tried once and regretted it.

autism

That's because they offer crappy little frozen pizzas if you're fat.

What the fuck is a gherkin?

This never happened.

I think he means pickles

t. disgruntled subway employee fired for being a shit

>wanting a sandwich with triple cheese and double mayonnaise

it's call the disgusting subhuman tax

it's th-thanks, say it out loud

A gherkin is a small pickle

>anime
>this never happened: the green text

Nice 2000 calorie meal ya got there lardass

You've got to eat big to get big. I put down about 4000 a day when bulking.

kill yourself, its like eating grass

croquette burger in japan? looks delicious

footlong BMT on herbs and cheese
onions on before toasting
banana peppers
olives
lettuce
southwest chipotle
best sandwich ever.

as a 'Murican, I have never had the chance to eat at a Tim Hortons, though I have heard many stories about them in the past... Be honest with me user, are they any good? I have a feeling that they are the type of place you would only go to if it were 3 am, but not any other time of the day.

I still don't get how people still call in orders, it just makes easier to fuck up an order. Plus almost every place has an app for ordering nowadays. I think even subway and McDonald's has one now.

Sounds pretty dope actually

Subway is shit now

There is no reason to go there

Out of my way sandwich fucking shits!

Why are you on this board?

biggest faggot i've ever seen on this site desu