Why is it that every fucking curry place thinks it's okay to charge $15 for every dish? Curry should not cost that much...

Can you blame him? We should all take business lessons from the Jews. Make it yourself if you don't like the price, cracker.

I ask the people at the Chinese place I order from to make my food spicy and I just get 1/4 a jar of red pepper flakes. This shit isn't funny

>crushed pepper flakes or Tabasco
Because that's a stupid thing to do with Indian food.

I agree that tabasco would be stupid, but using red pepper flakes wouldn't be that far out there. Many curries contain red peppers of various sorts. I use dried Naga Morich chilies whenever I make a hot curry.

I feel you man. I love curry but cant afford to pay the prices at local restaurants.

I worked in Bahrain for a year though and it was incredible. You could get a huge sack of samosas, dal, naan, and an entree for about six bucks. Food was unreal....but Id rather not think about the sanitary conditions in those kitchens.

why the fuck are you taking your date somewhere that will ensure you aren't getting any pussy, much less anal unless you like shit on your dick

I know, but I'm just making the point that I couldn't even get that measly level of heat in my curry. My date that night got her curry mild and it was legit tasteless. Like I don't think they even added salt.

Ask for specific food and not just "curry", I guarantee a vindaloo will give you a real ring stinger.

Ever worked with a tandoori oven? Shit is dangerous. That thing gets so hot half the time you don't even feel the burn. Once left my arm in contact with the side for too long, pulled my arm away and the skin stuck to it. Had to stop making naan to scrape it off and sanitize the entire thing.

Also, this Didn't start getting true Indian hot till I started working.

Stop fucking going to that restaurant then idiot.

Get fucked faggot

We'll I don't ask for "curry" like some absolute madman I just order off the menu since every item has a description.

I did nigger. That was a while ago.

your pol memes are really out of date whitey

Well what dish did you order then?

why the fuck are you even taking your date out to overpriced pajeet places in the first place? everyone knows pussies get the wettest when you Demonstrate Value by showing you can cook

There's only one Indian place in my town and it's also one of the cheapest places. Maybe you're just easy to swindle.

[spoiler] they can charge that much because that's how much people will pay [/spoiler]
You're a dumbass who doesn't understand how the free market works.

Yeah that sounds like a problem with that place. Try making the stuff at home, there's normally lots of ingredients and that can be intimidating at first but the cooking methods tend to be quite simple.

I don't remember, but each dish can be made as spicy as you want. It said so right on the menu. I'll take your vindaloo advice if I ever go back.

I certainly don't go anymore after getting burned three times at three different places. I have managed to get some actual hot curry before, but they've all been overpriced as fuck. I do make my own curry and serve it to her. It's not rocket appliances.

>that spoiler

What could you possibly spoil on Veeky Forums? Kitchen nightmare episodes? Fuck outta my thread, Pajeet.

>I don't remember, but each dish can be made as spicy as you want.
Well that was their first lie, a tomato based dish for example will almost always be hotter than a cream one. Never trust Sanjay since they will always lie or try to cheat you but you should also do some research before ordering.

Maybe your autism leaked out when you referred to the owner as a Pajeet and they simply swindled you and fucked your food, white boi.

People use it ironically retard

It's a meme. It makes sense now that you're the type to pay 15 dollars for poorly-made curry.

Either you're trolling or you made a thread specifically for everyone to laugh at you, which we are.

Man there's a lot of Pajeet in this thread. Nice job defending $15 curry

>try out Little India, a chain of Indian style restaurants
>15.99 for curry chicken
>order online
>wait 40 minutes and go pick it up
>the subhuman brown-skinned bartender is rude to me upon pickup
>get home and it's about a 20 oz cup
>served with a small 16oz box of rice
>first bite in a nice tender piece of chicken and some decent sauce
>dig into the container
>40% of the dish is potato as filler
>never go there again
>make this post
>add a stupid attention grabbing image
>scratch my balls

nobody's defending $15 curry, they're defending an autist getting swindled by pseudojew pajeets. it's a shame every restaurant doesn't do this to you until you're forced to become a shut-in.

While we're here, can we talk about how fucking oliveniggers think they can charge for falafel like its meat?

$15 is a good price for decent curry, just choose the dish better next time.

Well jokes on you faggot, everything I've birches about ITT happened over 2 months ago. I don't go to any Indian restaurants near me because I've been to all of them and they're all jews.

the vegetarian plate at my local lebanese place is almost twice the price of the gyro/beef/chicken shawarma plates, but it's the only one with delicious fried eggplant so it's worth it

>gets jewed by every indian restaurant in town
>"well jokes on you faggot"

Yeah, we are the dumb faggots and not you, you sure showed us.

There's no way for me to identify their jew prices until I go there at least once. I can at least say I tried. Other people ITT have better luck with their local Indian places.

>going on dates

Just get a hooker, it's cheaper in the long run

>have indian curry for dinner last night
>this is pretty good desu
>wake up this morning
>have to poo
>doesnt feel right to do it in toilet
>hold it and continue with day
>walking along a little later on
>feeling comes on strong
>loo.exe not found
>poo in street behind dumpster
>developing strong opinions on dog shit pakistan
>cricket seems like an interesting game
>mfw
what is happening to me chaps?

Is your life so boring that you had to go two full months back to find something worth making a thread about?

>can't get the hot food i order because the color of my skin

FUCKING SLANT EYE PIECES OF SHIT REEEEEEEEEEEE TWO NUKES WEREN'T ENOUGH

Are you also having urges to stalk women online and send declarations of love to porn stars?

There's no stopping the transformation now. You might as well pick up book on computer hardware because that's your job now. Welcome to Intel.

Yes. I'm actually thawing some chicken to make curry tonight, so that's what reminded me of the curry jews.

post nonjewed curry recipe fag

see a doctor immedeately

you'll start to smell of onions and become shorter, you're desire to rape women will become unmanageable. If left untreated, your entire wardrobe will turn into pastel colored sweatpants and windbreakers

Onion
Ginger/garlic paste
Tomato paste
Coriander
Cumin
Tumeric
Chili powder
Garam masala
Chicken
Coconut milk
Curry leaves
Salt
Maybe leave a bay leaf in there I dunno.

Serve on basmati

are you remembering the saffron for the basmati?

Oh and some chopped up red chili peppers because HEAT

Saffron is expensive

>he genuinely thinks that he's making it SOOPER SPICY by adding some red chili pepper!

it's also delicious and essential to good basmati

I never claimed such a thing. Enlighten me on some meme peppers to make it hotter.

dont forget $4 for plain fucking rice

Yeah all the Indian places around me charge way too much to order off the menu. Either make it yourself or go to an Indian buffet instead,

if u dont eat everything with ghost pepper ur a pussy cuck

tiny portions too

>Maybe you're just easy to swindle

Do you seriously fucking haggle on menu prices?

>he doesn't haggle on everything he buys
god america this is why everyone hates you, you're so fucking stupid

Nice to see you're catching on pajeet.

>doesn't even use saffron in his basmati
>criticizing anyone else's cooking methods

This is what real racism looks like. Niggers don't know shit.

When did I criticize anyone's cooking methods you retard? This whole thread has been about the price.

man i could go for a good biryani.

Question to all burgers ITT. What's with the shitty joke in all tv shows these days like family guy where apparently eating curries or Mexican food makes you shit blood and have diarreah for a week? It sounds like such bullshit but most jokes tend to have some root in reality.

Your average burger can't have THAT shitty a digestive system, right?

normally when I go out and eat, my stool is nice and stiff and comes out like a rabbit's

it hurts a little, and some times it takes a while, but it's clean, healthy and there's barely anything to wipe away afterwards.

Eat fucking mexican/indian food and the shit just gets squeezed out of you, and then you sit there wiping your ass for ages afterwards. Literally just one step above the runs.

Indians are literally the new Jews.
I learned this when I used to work a retail job across from a credit card call center.
I miss not being racist.

you can go back!
just judge individuals individually and avoid applying easy generalizations to groups regardless of whether or not you believe that it applies to a noteworthy percentage

>t. reddit
Probably a vegan too.

> uses epithets
> complaining about racist indians
learn to cook
and
Wa La!

I eat meat, I just limit my intake!

>Well maybe I keep getting jewed by Pajeet
You really just seem like a racist and disrespectful prick. Who talks like this?

Don't complain, that's normal in Germany... I recently visited Switzerland and they charged 15 CHF for the most basic kebab, it's absolutely insane,considering that a 1 hour drive away it'd be less than 5 €.

>I ask the people at the Chinese place I order from to make my food spicy and I just get 1/4 a jar of red pepper flakes. This shit isn't funny
Ask for chili paste when you pick it up, they should have a little container of good stuff, and then you simply dip into that like a condiment. Good chili paste is so much better than dried flakes. A thai or vietnamese restaurant will have sliced raw chilies, but chinese? No, might have some dried bird chilies they can stir fry with your food, or paste only.

>Saffron is expensive
Not really. It's expensive by weight because it barely weighs anything at all. It's almost as light as air.

I calculate it adds $3 per 4 person serving of rice. That's what? Less expensive than an eggplant? Or a couple tomatoes? Yea, it's not expensive. at. all. You didn't do the cost breakdown per dish.

Pictured if $3.79 at my grocery, and you might use half of the container for 2-3 cups of uncooked rice, though you could use all of it for a simmery saucy dinner like pollo fricasse or for like a big paella batch.

It's expensive enough to encourage counterfeit saffron markets.

Spain produces about 1.5 metric tons of it a year, and the counterfeit market produces and sells over 7. Supermarkets are more likely to carry counterfeit safflower than saffron.

If you bought it for that cheap, it's probably not real. The costs are too prohibitive.