He doesn't bring his lunch to work

>he doesn't bring his lunch to work

>he has a job

I live close enough to my workplace that I can go home for lunch every day. It's pretty sweet.

working out of your mom's basement and having her fix all your meals for you isn't something to brag about, user.

>being this jealous
Sorry to disappoint you, I live in house, by myself, and work as an engineer in aerospace. My family lives over 2000 miles away, so no one ever cooks my meals except me.

Heating up hotpockets in your microwave isn't "cooking"

i bet you work at NASA too, huh?

>he cares about what his blonde bitch coworker thinks about him

That...sounds like an incredibly lonely life, user.

No, I work in the defense field, which is pretty much all I can say about that. The only reason I'm home today is because I'm sick.
Try harder.