Are you living the Veeky Forums lifestyle? How Veeky Forums is your daily routine?

>stalking people on Facebook

I just shitpost via Facebook with my group of friends.

I have a two part question.
A)Is staring at someone's facebook profile really "stalking" and B) Is stalking someone via their information on Facebook really that bad?

I fell in love with some girl on Facebook who lives nearby. I was thinking about moving to her town and just walking around until I run into her, and then asking her out.

>Is staring at someone's facebook profile really "stalking"
I mean if you just do it once because curiosity is not really stalking. When you are over visiting his/her profile picture, information and stuff over and over again is just I think a little bit pathetic.Specially if you don't know them. Not bad but why you are doing that?

Do you know that girl? Have you ever talked in real life or at least in messenger Facebook?

>wake up
>have a shower, take breakfast and shit
>read for half an hour at the bus
>attend to classes, don't pay attention, play lichess and lurk twitter
>read for half an hour at the bus on my way back home
>have lunch
>procrastinate with my phone, lichess, twitter, instagram, Veeky Forums or youtube
>read for a while, maybe write if I feel like it
>do calisthenics
>read some more, maybe go out for drinks with some lad
>take dinner
>read some more
>sleep

i read 16 hours a day

i want to be the best

>wake up in my slummy apartment 15 mins before class starts
>throw on clothes and a hat
>speed to class
>sit thru upper level business courses
>enjoy a sandwich in the park
>ride home
>cheeky daily 10-15 mile run
>take my rod down to the river
>catch my dinner as the sun sets, if not, fix noodles
>enjoy a cigar after dinner
>read til I'm sleepy
>6-8 hours sleep
>always well rested
>happy

>no gf

Not exactly Veeky Forums but it's simple and easy and reminds me of Winesburg, Ohio for some reason

>I look good enough now that I can deceive girls into thinking I'm someone whom it would be acceptable/'safe' to fuck.
Do you say shit like this irl too? you sound really insecure.

>working on philosophy MA
>fully funded so don't work
>read philosophy from 8am-10pm
>musician gf
>currently sitting by a fire reading heidegger, yeats, and shitposting
>advisor is a jean-luc nancy scholar with an extensive cognac selection, going through a divorce so requests lots of meetings

fite me

I do it because I'm very AESTHETIC and fell in love with her. How should I explain that? The heart has reasons of which reason knows nothing.

I don't know her, I found her because she's the friend of a girl I met at college, so I just stumbled on her profile. I never talked to her in real life.
I messaged her when I first added her just to introduce myself. She accepted my friend request but didn't respond to my message. I think she has a lot of orbiters on there.

>Do you say shit like this irl too? you sound really insecure.

What I meant, which should have been obvious, is that I at least look like someone that would make a girl think:

>"If I did fuck this guy, and I guess I could as he looks like he's got his shit together, if I ended up pregnant, at least my life wouldn't be totally fucked."

Whereas the reality is different. I have something like £40 in my bank account desu kek.

Maybe he thinks she is qt and likes looking at her

How do you fell in love with someone you just saw a picture over the Internet? No, don't do that. It's autistic and just wrong. You will end up rejected and hating yourself by someone that didn't even respond you back on fucking Facebook.

It took me a while to make this post
I think I deserve some (You)'s

>>"If I did fuck this guy, and I guess I could as he looks like he's got his shit together, if I ended up pregnant, at least my life wouldn't be totally fucked."
>Whereas the reality is different. I have something like £40 in my bank account desu kek.

I doubt you're much worse than the average uni student considering most of them are poor manchildren with few ambitions. There's no stigma in appealing to the zeitgeist so keep on doing your thing, user.

>falling in love with a girl you barely know
kek, that's how my Grandfather got married three times and how my dad got engaged three times. Think things through and this

It may be autistic but I never claimed not to be.
Also I have seen more than just 1 picture I have seen more and a couple videos too.
Why are you getting upset?
You should know that there's not really anything at stake for me. I accepted long ago that I was ready to die at any moment. I've been in a sort of living death for years. When I see her pictures and posts it's the only time I feel a small bit of happiness and warmth, but even this I know is not mine.
I might be rejected but that isn't all that important to me. I want to be in the world. I want to act in the world. If I find her in real life it isn't really important if she rejects me, I can accept that and mostly anticipate it, all that's required is for myself to act for once. She only lives 3 hours away.

>that's how my grandfather got married three times and how my dad got engaged three times

So you're saying it works and is a meaningful feeling.

I jerk off and then bash my face against the wall like the retards this board has been infested with. Pretty Veeky Forums to me!

If your end goal is alimony and depression go for it.

>I doubt you're much worse than the average uni student considering most of them are poor manchildren with few ambitions.

I'm comparing myself with my age group/demographic at large, though. Many of whom are surprisingly successful despite not having gone to uni, but that's what happens when you get tricked into going to uni.

>There's no stigma in appealing to the zeitgeist so keep on doing your thing, user.

Thanks m8

You're forgetting the journey though.

>maybe go out for drinks with some lad
Homosexuality is the only patrician sexuality good work son

>wake up to the complains about my 90-year-old "grandma" to my father, all about me and my lack of education, which I've been hearing everyday for the past 12 years
>father leaves, I stay in my room as much as I can to avoid disputes
>read taking breaks while browsing the board and shit
>violin practice (I skip it too often)
>piano practice (I skip it too often)
>read again
>sleep and hope I don't wake up

I'm not upset, I'm sorry if I showed like that. It's nothing weird for me what you are saying but may I ask you how old are you? Have you ever had any social interaction? I do get when people talks to me about this stuff, you are not the only one but they are socially inept and they have always been that way and they idealized those sort of feelings. Sadly, it is never reciprocated. Are you planning to move just for her or there's something else?

Might as well smoke crack and suck dick if you're trying to accumulate interesting experiences.

I'm 27. I'm quiet and introverted but I'm not really socially inept. Everyone always seems to like me and talk with me a lot. I get invited to parties even though I don't really extend myself. I think people see that I'm very quiet and they feel like it's their game to bring me out of my shell, so it's hard to know if they genuinely like me or if they just see me as a fun project to work on.

I was thinking about transferring to her uni and doing some classes there for a semester. I'd have 4-5 months to walk around campus and see if I see her. I really don't have any long-term plans or commitments so something like this is not a big deal to me.

Some interesting experiences exclude others.
For instance, going on a shooting spree means you can never experience being president.
For now I'm assuming that becoming a twink crack ho means being cut off from pretty meme girls.

>go out for drinks with
Does this expression always imply a dating/sexual context for you anglos or are you just banting? I didn't intend to make it sound like that desu

You told me something about aesthetics, what does that even mean? How do you find this girl ''special'' than the others? What does it make her special?
The people that invites you over it's because both of those reasons. They want to bring you out of your shell and it's because they are genuine caring on you. Otherwise, they wouldn't even bother. I wouldn't bother if someone doesn't seem to show some interest.
What are you about do it is completely out of place. She didn't even respond you back to your timid ''Hi' and I bet she at least checked out your profile before getting that message, if she didn't reply back is because she has no interest on you. If you move over her uni you can be way more isolated than you ever had.

I'm old enough to know not to analyze my feelings. That's the road to obsession. I simply accept what I feel. If you want me to rationalize with you about why she's not "special", it isn't necessary. I don't think she's a savior or something, she's just a pretty girl I'm interested in. You're only hung up on the fact that I first saw her on a computer screen, but in this day and age is that really so odd?

Also, I'd never try to attract a girl over facebook, which is why I want to go see her in person. so I'm not really bothered that she didn't reply to me, I doubt she even looked at my profile.

I'm very isolated right now so moving to her uni is also not a big deal. I had to move across the country when I was 17 away from everyone I knew, I haven't had a friend since then, I'm pretty used to it by now.

>but that's what happens when you get tricked into going to uni.
I-I'm actually planning on going to uni too study psychology..

The student life looks nice, especially from the POV of someone who's been working since 16. At least better than being a wageslave and reading/shooting the shit with my NEET friends when I have the spare time.

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>student life looks nice

Don't fall for memes, young lad. You'll just end up with a broken heart.
I'm not saying it can't be nice, but just don't let yourself get memed.

I'll do my best senpai.

>I-I'm actually planning on going to uni too study psychology..

If it ain't STEM, don't bother.

And in my experience there is no ""student life"".

It amounts to some banter in a Whatsapp group and very occasional drinks/etc. I only attend my uni for 9 hours a week, over 2 days.

>If it ain't STEM, don't bother.
I want to become a psychologist and in order to do that I'm going to have to go to college, sadly.

I dont believe in uni being my personal manbaby day care though, but as an instrument to achieve my dream it's literally the only way.

>wakes up
>Masturbate to pictures in Facebook and Instagram
>Eat cereal for breakfast while watching let's play videos
>Start playing Hearthstone
>Bored, open YouTube and watch hot Korean girls
>Masturbate
>Repeat until dinner, make something for tonight and tmr
>Go to bed, realize that I haven't read or done anything today
>Determines myself to be better tmr - read the Western canon, learn ancient Greek, converse with friends
>Masturbate myself to sleep
>Rinse and repeat tmr

2smart2furius

I'm neet and I slowly read books. I wake up and read. It seems like all I do each day is read, but I barely make any progress, maybe just over a book a week.

That is my lit lifestyle.

> wake up every morning when the faintly dawning sky was still grey
> wash myself with cold water
> drink warm milk
> when not felled by headaches and vomiting, work uninterruptedly until eleven in the morning
> two-hour walk along the edge of Lake Silvaplana while taking notes
> Returning for a late lunch at Hotel Alpenrose (when no one is there- I prefer private)
> lunch usually consisting of a beefsteak and 3kg fruit
> takes another walk, even longer
> home between four and five
> back to work, sustaining myself with biscuits, peasant bread, honey, fruit and tea until worn out and go to bed

Literally me irl

>NEET
>painful shits
>spend my time discussing politics with far-right manlets
>depressed and not getting laid
i'm pretty much pic related already

No, I am not. I spend to much time reading non-fiction excerpts and current affairs to have time left over to read literary fiction or to spend time with all the intricacies of philosophical thinkers. But I honestly prefer my lifestyle more.

>I prefer the lifestyle I am accustomed to7
No shit

Aye you might fit in with my people

Same. I'm already tired of my daily routine will being at home. I don't get up till 11 and don't do shit. I read, but only a little bit. Thankfully I went to play magic today, but I am not doing particularly well.

>Smoke weed till I loose concioussness
>eat and defecate

repeat

>wake up
>breakfast
>shower
>read
>lunch
>read
>gym
>dinner
>shower
>vidya/youtube/podcasts/shitpost
>jack off to hentai
>sleep

this has been my schedule this holiday season. currently reading homeric hymns, a commentary on plato's phaedo, and genesis

>still no (You)'s

Who wants to be my Veeky Forums pal?

(You)

>wake up
>breakfast
>gym
>work
>read for 2 hours
>make dinner for my wife (depending on day of the week)
>shower
>read
>bed

Me :)

>wake up somewhere around noon
>meditate in bed while waking up
>clean up last nights mess while getting shit in the gym bag
>lift, cold shower while drinking protein, sauna
>any errands, groceries, etc gets done now
>the rest of the day is always different. By this time ive decided what substance is my go to for the night, if any.
>read before consumption of the daily dose

Second half of the day is full blown degenerate drug using, complete with sweating paranoia, manic rants (i have no one to talk to so i talk to myself), multiple hour long walks, euphoric clarity, and the fuck else that happens. Time is spent absorbed in hobbies and staring at the wall, slightly drooling.

I am living a surreal cyberpunk Veeky Forumsizen dream. Also i dont work.

>wake up around 5
>read all morning
>lunch and hour walk
>read all evening
>bed
>be on lit sometimes

- just realised I'm Kant which makes me glow because he's my hero but of course I'll never do anything useful .

I hated black coffee up until like two months ago when I made myself drink one full cup, and now I love it. I feel you. Something about how bitter and hot it is makes it incredibly satisfying just for taste, let alone as a stimulant. When I get a craving for it nothing else will satisfy, and one mug of coffee leaves my mind feeling sharp as fuck.

>wake up around 1pm
>Veeky Forums
>do chore
>browse random stuff online
>eat
>talk to fiends on discord and share memes until 2am

thanks Christmas break

>wake up at 8
>write until 12
>go to gym of it's gym day, otherwise read philosophy
>program until 9
>read until I fall asleep

>wake at 7 or 8
>shower, brush teeth, breakfast, etc.
>take book and read behind the rowboats near my house (I live in a coastal bay)
>get back home around noon
>research for my thesis
>read more, maybe watch a movie or something with my mum
>get into bed and listen to music
>go to sleep

Those are my days off, if I'm not out with friends.

>He doesn't roll himself into a claustrophobic cocoon of blankets when he goes to sleep that he can't escape from in the morning without the help of his manservant
Cunt, you ain't Kant.

staying with a poet in Berlin

wake up somewhere between 10 am and 4pm
make coffee, shower, fix breakfast from what's left in the fridge
complain about money, politics. writing
he starts writing and taking care of his magazines and label
i start reading in a book from his gigantic colection

i wish we hadn't emptied the bank account for coke and alcohol, so far there's one pill with a shitty logo left for nye

watch a movie at night, go see friends, or go to dinner

i wonder what will happen if i do this for another two weeks

>wake up
>browse lit instead of reading a book

>wake at 10
>watch netflix & drink coffee until 12
>cook
>watch netflix & drink beer until 3
>change out of girlmode to boymode to go outside
>eat dinner/hang out with friends until 8
>come home, change back to girlmode
>shitpost until too hungry not to cook
>cook
>read in bath
>read in bed until asleep

If you're not German, what will either happen is you'll get a job or you'll have to go home/somewhere new. If you're German, you'll get on welfare and become another dime-a-dozen, half-paid literary editor.

I said that a bit too viciously: I like those half-paid literary editors. They're good, cool people whose priorities are far more wisely assigned than most's.

>live in a Garrett
>don't pay rent
>college drop out
>landlord is a bitch but qt girl working in the building sometimes brings me soup
>spend most of my day in bed (actually a sofa)
>when I am up, I just walk around town talking to myself, working ideas over in my head
>pawn items my family gave me from time to time
Prettty lit I'd say