British food thread?

Cooked bread in bread, retard.

Its a traditional Monday supper since the year of 1352

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why are britbabbies so defensive about their toddler food?

It is not toddler food as it can only be served to royalty, although most refuse to eat it now as being attacked by the live birds tends to ruin the experience.

by devil these little blighters are buggering my gastrological respite, they're right rubbish they are

We Brits know our traditional dishes are poverty food, So we set out taking over nearly the entire world, took their dishes and then gave them back their countrys after we were done.

oh so that's why ever street corner in the world sells revolting meat poptarts you delusional fogdweller

>Meat poptarts

What did he mean by this?

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>my landmass is better than your landmass
The /pol/ is strong in this one.
Truth is that the while western world eats shit. Check out Cambodian food markets on YouTube. Fresh, locally grown and organic, always. Third world countries eat better than uk, u.s and Europe.

Fuck me sideways thats so British.

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why is reddit so obsessed with pol?

do they have a crush on them as well as boys?

So much shit tier food in one small picture.
Not even paupers in most of the world eat that poorly.

Island apes are true scum, the niggers of Europe.

I dont think you know what Europe is.

British food is good

>Fuck me sideways
might not be legal m8

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I love that they have to tell Americans how to pronounce it.

>0.1% fat skimmed milk

it's war-shess-tur-shy-ur, so not even the people who invented their own language can get it right you stupid bong

>war-shess-tur-shy-ur
except that's wrong you fucking idiot

Its UHT milk so it means it last forever but will taste like crap.

>mfw hearing americans say it this way

>shy-ur

Lets pop on down to the war-shess-tur-shy-ur

Can't handle the bantz

>spanking
>facesitting
WHAT WHY
>potentially life-endangering

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>face sitting
>female ejaculation
>banned
Why live

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hey.

look at this fucking bottle.

read it.

or have your eyes degraded too much after so many generations of inbreeding

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Odd. Y'all seem eager to take it in the ass.

vocaroo.com/i/s1qFVV0Enoxw

> female ejaculation
> banned

It's about time they make porn more realistic

stop dude you're making us look bad and we don't need the help

epic bantz xD

Fucking kek, is that you?

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>Americlaps trying to tell the English how to speak English

pottery

>americlaps calling english inbred

Pretty certain you have laws allowing inbreeding where as here it is an offense.

Found out today that one of the 2 actual pasty shops in Leeds is close enough to visit on my break. I'm definitely dying young.

>We have laws against inbreeding and you don't

I wonder why

I have a friend living over there for charity work.
They eat insects as luxury food, can barely find grade D meat, the markets sell out of icing for cakes within the day they get them and they get more in about once a month.
The food situation is a joke over there.
>Third world countries eat better than uk, u.s and Europe.
You're an idiot, huh?

>country gets conquered and colonized three times
>inbred
The opposite would be true if anything.

America has more states that allow first cousin marriage than allow gay marriage

Pretty sure no country allows inbreeding legally, except your own 'royalty'

jesus christ, is this real?

It is just really cheap pate at 25p a jar, real poverty food.

>every state allows gay marriage now
>most states dont allow 1st cousin marriage
what did he mean by this?

Gay marriage was upheld in all states by the supreme court

My parents still buy this

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It's pretty much just a cheap version of pate, you get better brands than that but it's mostly just food for the elderly/very poor.
I've had it and the fish ones are surprisingly quite nice for what they are.

>Third world countries eat better than uk, u.s and Europe.
congratulations, you managed to be even more retarded than /pol/

It's not really that different to the great American "Food Product"

Who else?

>potted
That's not American, dunce

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>He doesn't think "Potted Meat" is 100% American

It's as American as washing meat in peroxide.

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> one giant umami bomb

10/10 would grub on.

oi mate jellied eels are well pukka

get meself a few on eh way down to the bull's ed for a couple jars

right on bruv, me mum always made stargazy pie for sunday roast. Blimey, the food was always a real corker!

Rule Britannia

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Brits using brown mustard? I don't think so.

Noice. Just put that under the grill for a fiver and you'll be golden.

Pretty sure that's english mustard (yellow), just that the photo is a bit washed out.
Fiver is £5, not five minutes. At least get the terminology correct user.

Haha I really got my lollies from this post! Hoho! I trolled you, my loo! I chuffed you to bits! Don't go to spare on me, matey!

>tfw my parents used to actually feed me this shit

Mine too, I still have nightmares about the "salmon" one.

>tfw my family is god awful at cooking
They make damn good cakes though. But I think generally that's the only culinary art brits are best at - cakes and sponges etc.

My dad made great pies but my mother could fuck up even beans on toast, I promised myself never to feed anyone the shit I ate growing up.

Yea its a shame. Women are meant to be good at cooking but my ma, nan even great grandma cant cook for shit. so much that all I do is follow internet recipes and am known as the chef in the family

I still like a dirty sausage n chips with vinegar and ketchup from time to time though

This looks Scandiwegian

What kind of cancer are you

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I can't believe I forgot this gem.

No chips

What kind of cancer are YOU?