What is your favorite Christmas-themed book?

I got clothes, also a 50$ itunes card I'll use to buy ebooks.
What books should I get senpai?

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>not one 9 in sight

Nice.

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i got the long ships, melancholy of resistance, warlock, and a guerney translation of dead souls.

also i got a bit of money to take the senpai out to panera bread. sierra turkey is the bomb.

I got:

Infinite Jest
Ringworld
The Brothers Karamazov
V for Vendetta
The Moon is a Harsh Mistress
The Last Kingdom
The forever war

i got
infinite jest
kafka on the shore

Also, Infinite Jest and Karamazov better be good because I got them because of you faggots

>Infinite Jest
>Cirno is a joke character, aka a jest
>OP's post has seven infinities lying on their side

Coincidence?

THE STRONGEST

My mom got me Story of the Eye

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ITS A FUCKING CHRISTMAS MIRACLE!!

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Cirno'd

You were supposed to get 9999999 dummy

What christmas-themed books are there? I'm drawing a blank. I just think of very special sitcoms.

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Oh my...

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WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BOYOS ITS A BIG ONE

I'd like to know this as well

A Christmas Carol by Dickins

Everyone knows that one. Give me a list of five or ten, good or bad

Capote
A Christmas Memory

The Recognitions

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OP CONFIRMED NEW DFW HOLY SHIT

BAKA BAKA

I was gifted "Das Wetter vor 15 Jahren", a very funny book, by a wonderful girl.

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Got money

Bought myself :

Rabelais - Pentagruel
Rabelais - Gargantua
Machiavel - Le Prince (and other texts)
Kafka - Le Procès
Kafka - Le Château
Evola - Meditations on the Peaks: Mountain Climbing as Metaphor for the Spiritual Quest (bought on amazon with a gift card I received, waiting on it)

Also waiting on 4 other books I bought on amazon

Is Rabelais any good?

woah

Some of the funniest passages in French literature.Worth reading. My editions are in old French, makes it even better.

What a fucking waste of a get.

Those digets

The pequod sails out in Christmas day iirc and Moby-Dick is my favorite book.

I got Othello, the tempest, ficciones and the short stories of kafka for Christmas.

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Why does this image work so incredibly well? I can't put my finger on it

You seem cool. Moby Dick is comfy AF, especially the opening chapters.

George Bernard Shaw's Pygmalion. I'm eager to read it.

Checking those digits, also.

posting in this epic thread

I used a gift card to buy

Washington Irving's Sketch Book
Reading for the Plot - Peter Brooks
Appointment in Samarra
That Penguin Classics collection of Blackwood's short stories
In a Glass Darkly - Le Fanu
And two memes, The Camp of the Saints and The Decline of the West, which I'm slightly regretting having purchased because now my Amazon recommendations are filled with /pol/ crap

YOU ARE WITNESSED.

>them digits

MAXIMUM HOLIDAY OVERCHECKING MODE ENGAGED

All I want for Christmas are dubs.

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how the grinch stole christmas

i wish i would've bought myself some books but i bought my friends some presents instead. is that selfish to think or selfless to not do?

>8888888
I want Reddit to leave.

GOOD get.

I got Strange Tales from a Chinese Studio, which is fucking God-tier. You can see how much they influenced Borges and Kafka, and they deserved to, too. Really feeding my Chinaboo boner. Got Water Margins too.

I also got Herodotus' histories but my dad bullied me for pronouncing the name wrong.
>Brothers Karamazov
>Infinite Jest
>In that swamp
You got super hyped about becoming Veeky Forums, didn't you.
Don't be stupid.

>but my dad bullied me for pronouncing the name wrong.

Kek
Patrician dad

>aka
I hate you people who only know the acronym AKA.

No he isn't he's a pseud and I must overcome him.

>Dad you're being patronising
>Of course. I'm your dad

This is worse than the good-knight jokes.

>my dad bullied me for pronouncing the name wrong
K E K

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cucked

I can almost see the tears of shame and impotent rage as you flee to the basement.

I had a dream where I killed him in the toilet. I am the superior continuation of my bloodline; he doesn't deserve my mother.