How /lit is your coffee table? Pic related is mine

how /lit is your coffee table? Pic related is mine.

>playing video games
>having a vagina

3/10

post your coffee table.

I can't help but think that you've purposely chosen shitty books to trigger us OP.

Take anne frank out of your bait post

More than yours and the only thing on it are lines of oxytocin

What are the chicken soup books supposed to be? I see them a lot in my local used bookstore

It looks like you've combined books from you and your mom/sister. Also your movie collection is absolutely terrible

a collection of short stories. I try to make my coffee table books fun and accessible for the guests of my apartment.

>having a coffee table

True Veeky Forums life is living in a furnished room in a boarding house a la Augie March or any one of Maugham's protagonists.

I spot 3 books that are more /lit than everyone on this board combined.

I'll let you judge

I don't have a coffee table because I am not a faggot

Externalizing your insecurities?

subliterature/10

>not being a faggot
You are wasting your life.

unread copy of recognitions. Pretty pleb desu senpai.

what's wrong with my DVDs. and only 2 books from that stack are my gfs.

>unread copy of the recognitions

if you read the book you'd recognize the irony of it desu

It's in the process of being read you oaf. I'm reading the paper with mr. Piver in his apartment.

AM I THE ONLY PERSON WHO LIVES ON THEIR OWN?!?!?!?

>Top book is L. Ron Hubbard
>Bottom book is a Lady Gaga biography
You're not Veeky Forums, you're /b/ at best

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>smoking tobacco

pleb

>smoking weed

double-pleb

you don't like uncle terry? wtf is wrong with you.

>listening to james vi of scotland
kek at least shit on not having the books visible babby

DUDE WTFFFFF

This is some seriously degenerate shit right here. Explain yourself.

why are people hers such little mamas boys?

Looks like you're not gonna get around to reading that copy of recognitions, mind sending it my way? I could make it worth your while ;^)

all those books except for "From Hell" is pleb bait

what about lost girls capeshitcomicbook friend?

>xXxStraightxXxEdgexXx f0r lyfe here, yes I am better than you