Guys, I fucked up.
>been married 3 years
>met at culinary school @CIA Greystone
>she was in baking/pastry program
>I worked security
>fast forward to yesterday
>she's been watching food reviews on YouTube for the past few weeks
>I always hide my power level; never tell her about Veeky Forums
>pick up pho and bahn mi for dinner
>we're walking up the stairs to our apartment
>she's telling me about the different youtube food reviewers she likes
>mentions one younger guy who is boring and monotonous and awkward
>I instinctively ask "Does he wear a suit?"
>"Yes..."
>OhShitNigger.jpeg
>she senses my unease
>I tell her I think I know who it is
>we get to the apartment and turn on YouTube
>search for Reviewbrah
>"Oh yeah! That's him. So you've watched him? He's so boring right?"
>tell her his awkwardness is part of his charm
>"He's just weird."
>No one talks about my food husbando like this
>sperg out and tell her about Veeky Forums
>she sees food gore thread
>dick jokes, faggot and nigger jokes and all around fuckery
>she also went in a Joey thread and was disgusted
>she even saw the thread from last night when the guy put his dick in his curry
She was on here for a a solid 2 hours last night. I asked her what she thought and her answer was "I'm not sure.."
I also didn't get a kiss goodnight last night and she barely spoke to me this morning while getting ready for work.
