You're at a bar. The bartender sets this drink down in front of you and says:

You're at a bar. The bartender sets this drink down in front of you and says:
>It's on the house.

what do you do?

I'd leave, realizing that I'm in a house instead of a bar.

Tell him to stop trying to force memes.

I would say "Thank you" and drink it.

What are you expecting? Some sort of edgy "drinks with fruit are for FAGGOTS" response?

If you *don't* like piña coladas, you're fucked up.

>I would say "Thank you" and drink it.
would you also drink his cum if you hadn't need to pay for it?

would you rather have a free colada or an $8 whiskey?

This. They're the best fucking things.

$8 whiskey because i'm not a faggot

but you're basically paying to be gay

you can go fuck yourself with that attitude, faggot

>Gifts from men make me think about my deeply repressed urge to suck cock!
Come on out of the closet, user. It's okay.

kek

In general I'm not a fan of coconut...but I'm not a hater if you dig it.

why the fuck would one man buy drink to another UNKNOWN man if it's not all about sucking dicks? serious question.

I guess you missed the last 300 post thread we had about this earlier in the week

idk it probably is about sucking dicks, it's not obligatory though

Drink it because they're fucking delicious

Jesus Veeky Forums is a shithole.

I hate coconut but for some reason I love coconut rum mixed with lime

lol who cares
you're not obliged to suck his dick just because he bought you a drink. just say thanks, drink it and then leave

IF YOU LIKE

...

Men aren't, but women are.

nice meme

>would you also drink his cum if you hadn't need to pay for it?
No, what does semen have to do with anything?

It's a pina colada.

Do bartenders actually do this?

yes i received a drink like this many many times, it wasn't a pina colada but something rather more manly like a beer, whiskey or sometimes a white russian, but they do it, yes

You graciously accept.

Unless you're positive someone is trying to trojan horse something foul into your body.

thanks barkeep!

>slip him a $5 and a note with my number on it
>enjoy it because I suck cock and don't care what others think.

Shove that thicc buttplug up my ass

Politely decline it as I do not like Pina Coladas. Or coconut in general. Say I apprrciate the gesture and offer to give it to someone else.

guys have any of you ever fucked your bartender? serious question.

First I would have to ask and make sure all the ingredients are 100% organic and sustainably sourced using smart and free range farming practices.

aha, nice try buddy. Rape me once shame on you, rape me twice shame on me

No. I only fuck 20-22 YO latinas.

whats a good drink for your dollar spent? ill spend upwards of 100 aussie dollarydoos and just dont know what im getting ripped off on.

suck his dick