James Joyce

What the f*ck was his problem?

IQ too high

According to Harold Bloom he was jealous of Shakespeare.

he was going blind and so he put a stronger and stronger emphasis on the sound of his work.

>My Dad could beat up your Dad

*BRAPPPPPP*

nice meme

farts

He enjoyed a good fart joke now and then.

post some good fart - literally jokes
pls

There's that boy: James his name is. Rebellious. He's got that fighting Irish spirit in him. Ah, well, but I must call on him for something.

Mr. Beckett called on Mr. Jimmy Joyce, age 22 and 10 years old respectively.

—YOU, JIMMY.
—Yes, sir?
—I want you to use the word "definitely" in a sentence.

Silence.

—Can you do that, my lad?
—Mr. Beckett?
—Yes?

Getting suspicious. That strange mischievous glint in the eyes: golden glint. Chrysophthalmos.

—Do farts have lumps in them?
—N-no, Jimmy, farts do not have lumps in them. And why, may I ask, do you ask this?

He is confident, supremely serene. Come to usurp my throne, launch me from my place of regal might and glory. The class clown, the jester. Buck Mulligan.

—Then I definitely just shit my pants!