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i hope you got cancer for christmas but don't know it yet

great thread

i actually already know

also
get the fuck off this board

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you're a fukken twat

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i'm sorry i called you a twat

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david foster wallace

>"I wonder what the dog is doing now..."

Gonna choose my favourite living writer, otherwise it would be too difficult to choose one.

Any other answer is wrong

Karl Ove is best author of the century

unironically same

Sylvia :3

dav pilkey

qt !

Dean Koontz

say you love me though desu

This guy walks up and slaps your 14 year old daughter in the ass. Wut do?

>you will never be someone's favorite writer

I stutter and say i'm a huge fan

I will be yours if you're good at it and cute

What if I'm mediocre and only slightly cute?

How has no one mentioned /ourguy/?
Literally the redpill of post post irony. A fuckin' literary genius.

you can be slightly cute but no mediocre but as long as you try your best

If don de lilo, pynchon and dfw didnt exist then sure.

Frig off, Sam. You're not /ourguy/. Most of us here, I hope, are too discerning to fall for the redpill and alt-right memes.

I try my best, but I'm never satisfied with myself. Writing makes me want to fucking die

Ask him if he wants crASS course, and then say it's time for the open letter, and spread my asscheeks and say mail call, then I let him unload an abundance of semen into the fault in my bum.

Hawt desu

Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. I always thought writing makes so people mote relieved but I don't really know. This might be sound quirky but try first writing a diary setting well your thoughts(at the same time you sort of improve) or you can do both at the same time.

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>having a favourite anything

Go back to /mu/ with this "taste" bullshit

A true patrician doesn't realise their favourites until the very end of their life.

Trips confirm patrician wisdom.

I do write in my diary desu everyday. Sometimes it helps, oftentimes it doesn't. I might be destined for mediocrity after all
Author for this feel?

Does mexicans visit this shit hole?

Don't make me choose!

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