When you just know a restauraunt is going to suck

When you just know a restauraunt is going to suck
>"_____'s fine food & spirits"
>hung ceiling
>early bird special
>TV at the bar with volume on
>average age of diners is 60+

What am I missing?

>as seen on the food network!

>doesn't serve alcohol
>Sysco truck spotted out front
>Has crayons and shit for children
>doesn't have cloth napkins and/or a proper tablecloth
>you walk in during a prime period and it's mostly empty
>the place is packed but most customers don't appear to have been served their food yet
>waitstaff fucking around with their phone toys

>Sysco
Hello NE fag

I'm from Texas. We have that shit down here too.

And here I thought their awfulness was contained.

Western Canada. same.

sysco is an enormous corporation you git

>staff are black

It's up here in MT, as well as FSA.

They're a fucking HUGE company. Their shit is all over the country.

Well shit, I'm sorry to hear that.

>"Ristorante" is in the name
>The prices end in .95
>the menu has pages
>"do you want to add chicken, beef or shrimp for $2.95 more?"

>you are now aware that every mid level national chain's desserts are from the same factory in Texas

ever wonder why chilis, outback, longhorn, applebees, olive garden desserts are eerily similar?

disagree with the last one

I've never had dessert from any of those places but I get what you're sayin.

If there is more than one table that has a nigger sitting at it, it's time to leave

Nah, if a restaurant is full of black people then you're guaranteed good eats

This
Fuck off niggerlover, fried chicken and waffles with grape soda doesn't qualify as good eats

wrong

if black people go to a restaurant to pay a markup then it is probably good since they are poor and this is a treat for them, or the place makes dynamite ribs

>the menu has pages
I think there's room for good restaurants where the menu isn't novel-length and isn't six items on one page.

Since when is KFC "good eats"?

Go back to /pol/ buddy

>implying KFC is a restaurant

>description includes the word "curated"

Go back to your hood Jamal and let someone else use the library computer.