What's her name Veeky Forums? That one food that you have no self control over yourself with so you only buy it super rarely.
For me it's baked cheddar crackers. Cheese-Its and whatever those fish crackers from my childhood were called. I get a box of them once every few months and it never lasts more than half a week.
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cheez-it bitch
Fig newtons.
I just can't stop myself.
BEN N JERRYS PEANUT BUTTER ICE CREAM
chicken parm
lasagna
boneless spare ribs + fried rice
this stuff is basic but i have acid reflux so yeah im fucked
>Cheeze-Its
same here, that shit is heroin. I buy it maybe twice a month and it's gone within the week.
Cheetoes, especially the jalapeno ones
Those baked ritz crackers, sour cream and onion flavor
Prosciutto
Cheap instant ramen
Not much else, i'm just a salt hound
Cinnamon rolls. My gf knows they are my weakness and tells me to get some self control. My self control IS not buying them at all. Smh desu senpai
>whatever those fish crackers from my childhood were called
They're called goldfish. Cheez Its are mine too OP, also Fritos, and watermelon. I can't get enough.
Nice gooey brownies. I could eat an entire pan of them in one sitting. Fucking love brownies.
trail mix, cereal, croutons, granola, wheat thins, triscuits. i have a grazing problem.
>I think I'll buy a jar of pepperoncinis to go with this pizza
>24 hours later the jar is empty, I'm shitting liquid sodium and I can feel the water retention in my face and hands
Pringles... devour a big can in 3 days.
those cheap ass, plastic textured chocolate frosted mini-donuts. I burned through 8 bags in one night once. Went into a diabetic coma, literally.
are you me
For me, it's the McChicken
Cheez-Its + Oreos i typically get them twice a month and they're all finished by the end of the day
Yogurt pretzels. I can go through a large bag in a sitting especially if weed is involved
Dude that's hard core, and nasty. Respect
>went into a diabetic coma, literally
>8 bags
why would you do that to yourself user, like there's a lack of self control like I have where I can eat half a box of cheddar crackers in one sitting on the rare occasions I buy them, and then insanity like you did.
Like, how did you not get full after bag two, those things are dense and filling. After three bags, literally how were you not throwing up.
not him
but i once at TWO extra large bbq pepperoni pizzas from papa johns once
the stomach is a funny thing
but only the white cheddar ones
>ate two large pizzas
My great nation.
I ate a tray of 24 bagel bites.
Then I vomited.
Toms brand dill pickel flavored chips, they are too dayummmmm good. If i smoke weed or drink I have 5 bags by my side.
this song represents me after youtube.com
Swordfish.
I can't not eat it if it is an option.
Motherfucking cottage cheese. Jesus.....
Large curd whole milk cottage cheese is food of the gods, total nirvana, but I only buy it maybe once a month or less, because I will sit down and pound that whole fucking carton in one sitting. And I don't buy the small cartons.
That's horrifying, but...you have my respect, that's hard fucking core, dude.
unironically chicken tendies
Dats mah neega
Gone within hours of putting groceries away.
This shit is so good. Especially their rasberry limeade.
Pretty much any sugary snack, so I just don't buy them. I'll eat an entire box of Chips Ahoy in an hour.
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All I do is put them in the oven after washing the skin. Literally can't stop eating at least 2lbs a day.
Today is a new day though, strictly only having 200grams per meal
Golden oreos and frosted animal crackers.
What is that?
Hawaii sweet potate
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KFC. There isn't once close to me, luckily. But when I happen by one it's game on.
Ranch dip hot wings flavor of the jacked Doritos. I'll eat an entire family sized bag in a couple hours if no one stops me. It's terrible.
I just bought Cheez-it's 3 days ago and the box is almost empty. Send help.
Swedish fish, mike n ikes, or jellybeans. Any fruit, highly flavor-saturated gummy candy really. Shit is crack.
I like to crumble them and use them to make chicken parm.
Sour gummy worms. I am not allowed to buy them for myself.
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frosted mini wheats
If left to my own devises I will eat all the yogurt. Fucking all of it, I have no idea how it's seen as a health food.
>>whatever those fish crackers from my childhood were called
>They're called goldfish
You mean Whales.
Apple turnovers. I'll buy tons of them from my local bakery and forget about making them myself. I'd have them all gone in a day.They're fucking addicting.
Top tier taste
Samefag
I have to actively tell myself to only have one or two so I don't take in like 4x my daily sodium by eating the whole jar in one sitting.
Dim sum.
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Dark chocolate, sorry to bore you. I have to eat it all in a sitting. I firmly believe it induces a pharmacological effect so Im cool with it.
All food.
Braunschweiger. I buy 1lb about every 2 or 3 months and end up eating it all in 2 days.
>buy package
>tell self I'm going to make them last and only eat a couple
>proceed to eat the whole thing in one sitting
I hate myself for it every time. But I love them so much!
>raspberry dark chocolate
>ok half the bar is 200 calories, fits my total for the day, that's it
>proceed to eat entire bar
Every time I buy a tub of ice cream, I just eat the whole thing in one or two sittings.
I really shouldn't be doing it because last time, I was so full and lethargic that I fell asleep at 5pm and slept all afternoon and all night and I don't even remember how it happened.
these fuckers. i know they're utter shit but i love them so much.
I mean those 1.5qt tubs.
Chili Cheese Fritos
Same here. I pour half the container into a bowl, give it a nice thick coating of black pepper and snarf it down like a fat piece of shit. After that, I spend the next 10 minutes trying to resist doing the same with the other half, but end up losing my willpower. Fucking cottage cheese, man.
>3 days
Is this a joke??
Motherfucker. I'm walking out the store knowing that tennis ball tube full of weird shaped chips I have in one of the shopping bags in my hand is going to be empty and in the garbage within the hour. Where does your self-control come from?!
I'm not a fat either. I would be if I bought pringles but I just never do.
A raw Tejano chilidog
Hebrew national beef franks with olive oil mayo, fluffy white bread buns, piled with mounds of wolf brand turkey chili and a moderate amount of habanero/monterrey cheese and a pinch of pico.
I will fucking INHALE these things 4-5 at a time, the test is just something I can't resist.
Strawberry icecream, french fries, and pico de gallo.
I will eat any of those three until there's none left.
I pretty regularly make pico and if I don't put a ton of hot peppers in it I will sit and eat all 4-5 pounds of it.
>It's gone within the week
user I don't know what world you live on but my box is gone the night I buy it.
Surely you know they're called goldfish
Oh jesus those tobasco flavored cheese-its and jalapeno cheetos. It always give me serious heartburn and volcanic diarrhea but GODDAMN IT I CANNOT NOT EAT THE ENTIRE FUCKING THING IN ONE GO.
cinnamon hearts. literally cannot get enough of the spiced sweetness.
Chocolate cheesecakes.
Its so good its almost dangerous due to the calories and sugar. Can easily gobble up 1k+ calories in one dessert.
Those small seedless oranges like cuties or halos. I can easily go through a bag in one sitting if I don't pace myself. Otherwise I probably eat a bag every week or so.
A zuccchini, tomato and onion dish that I know how to make. It's been passed down for generations and was only recently given to a man, eh like me.
It's so fucking delicious that I had to ask how to make it. It's a heavily guarded recipe and it's fucking decadent.
Post recipe pl0x?
I've done this before but not given people the preparation. It usuall ends up as vegetable soup.
I simply won't. You have to come to my house to learn it from me. I won't share a recipe with anyone unless they come to my house and cook with me. That's a custom. If you can't cook it right then you have no right to cook my recipe.
I only buy a quarter, no more than a half pound at a time because I know what'd happen if I got more.
Chunky peanut butter and pretzels. So god tier, but so fat tier.
Those new toasty cheez its are even worse. I can't be in the same house with a box of those.
Same with most sweets. My sweet tooth controls me.
I ate 1.5lbs of tuna poke today in one go.
didn't last 20 minutes after I got home from the store
but the stuff only lasts 24hrs so you kinda have to eat it quickly.
Any time I go to a party I bring a bag of those with me, everyone always loves them.
California?
Gummi especially. I can eat the Fuckers by the pound. Once cleared a 5 pound bag of Albanese bears in a week. So good.
Montana.
It's an old dish from Vermont. Italian with Greek and Anglo influences in the dish. It would still probably end up delicious if you know what you're doing. That three-point combination is flawless. In the veggies I mean.
Still lacking a major component, and it isn't love.
You'll end up with fried dried fuckface. It's not as simple as you think.
Guess I'll have to visit flyover land to get a "good" recipe from you then
It's hardly a flyover recipe.
I can make mac and cheese that makes your legs split open, sweetheart.
American cuisine is nothing to make jokes about. I'll make a lamb shank distant your ass and wish for a mashed potato. I am subliminally aware of anyone who steps into my kitchen.
>Gordon Ramsay is here
>tell him to play the fiddle and fuck off
>this is dinner service and we are in heavy traffic
>he can either put on an apron and help or ask for a table