Which would you rather have, Veeky Forums?

Which would you rather have, Veeky Forums?

Top. Mushy asparagus is worse than death.

What is that even supposed to be on the bottom? Ew.

Well, obviously it's asparagus. What's less clear are what those ominous white chunks are.

neither, it make my pee smelly funny

Top. Mushy asparagus sucks ass.

I hate when folks say this.
pee smells anyway, I'd rather mine smell like asparagus.

give me the charred top pic, but I'll eat mine boiled, charred or sautéed, just give me more than that, I cant get enough

"Real" grated "parmesan" on "steamed" asparagus?
Tinned would be better.

Who on Earth would prefer the bottom? I like my asparagus to have a bite.

The second, because it is completely contained within the plate. Who knows what the other one has touched on its way to the table.