What do you call these two things Veeky Forums?

>tfw zucchini when you want to be eggplant

aubergine and zuchini

Speckle-green johnsons and Purple wonder-williams

Green husbands and purple boyfriends

green and purple squash

aubergines et courgettes

3rd

If you like to put on airs or ape a sociolinguistic register these are your preferred words

Zucchini. Eggplant. Any other answers are pompous.

lmao get out roastie

gross and disgusting

patriarchy!
HELP! I'M BEING RAPED! HELP!

Cukinia i bakłażan.

A daily dose.

Thanks doc

Zucchini and eggplant, because proper English.

cucumber and nasu ^_^

Hello my Polish friend

bravo

Thanks doc

squash and a nasu

4th

Duh. This.

True enough

5th

Zucchine e melanzane.

Speaking of which, try cut them like French fries, put them on a tray, sprinkle with olive oil, season with salt, parsley and powdered garlic and add breadcrumbs while mixing until evenly coated. Bake at 220°C until brown and crispy, stir once in a while. Suggest you to wash the eggplant sticks before and then squeeze them so that they won't absorb all the oil.

E mulignaaaaaaaan' uaglió!

Courgette/cicaionyn. Planhigyn ŵy.

^^guaglió

Zucchini y berenjena

6th

Dinner

Bob and Margaret.

eggplant and zucchini

tasteless and nasty

Thanks doc

Zucchini and melanzane

Eggplant is so boring

fbpb

Tikva and patlidjan

Courgette & Aubergine

Courgette and aubergine

courgettes and aubergines

Italian pumpkin on top
Purplefruit on the bottom

Kesäkurpitsa and munakoiso

Courgette
Aubergine

Plant that doesn't actually have albumen and yolk (wtf nature) and mamma mia it'sa me cucumber

there are four things and the fifth is a bowel.

get it together man this thread is pathetic.

berenjena

Calabacín and berenjena