Certified patrician here

Certified patrician here

Here is a list of works

If YOU (you) have not read each and every one of these works, including commentaries & criticisms AND have created your own certifiable opinion... you ARE a pleb

In no particular order:

HAMLET
PARADISE LOST
THE PORTRAIT OF A LADY
THE POESY OF KEATS
THE POESY OF SHAKESPEARE
ULYSSES
THE HOLY BIBLE
THE POESY OF T.S. ELIOT
JULIUS CAESAR
THE POESY OF DANTE ALIGHIERI
THE POESY OF HOMER
THE PLAYS AND STORIES OF CHEKHOV
CRIME AND PUNISHMENT
THE PICKWICK PAPERS
ABSALOM, ABSALOM!
KING LEAR
WAR AND PEACE
THE STORIES OF TOLSTOY
THE PROSE AND POESY OF MELVILLE
THE POESY OF JOHN DONNE
THE POESY OF WALLACE STEVENS
MACBETH
THE PLAYS OF SOPHOCLES
DON QUIJOTE
MADAME BOVARY
THE STORIES OF KAFKA
DEAD SOULS
CONFESSIONS
FAUST
THE PLAYS OF IBSEN

If you have not completed this list IN ITS ENTIRETY YOU (you) ARE

A

PLEB

pleb here :(

>poetry
>plays
>your opinion
Dont give a shit

PLEB

>no Leopardi
YOU are a pleb, YOU

>POESY

This is a strange meme.

>only meme countries
>patrician
kill yourself

LOOKS LIKE I HAVE TRIGGERED A FEW DELUSION PLEBS

PLEB

Could you even define pleb without looking it up?

English is a meme language desu.

>Anglo ''''''''''''''''''''literature''''''''''''''''''''''''

I bet you read only translations too, pleb

PLEB

>Memelet
>Meme Lost
>The Portrait of a Meme
>The Poesy of Meme
>The Meme of Shakespeare
>Memesses
>The Holy Meme
>The Poesy of M.E. Me
>Memeius Memear
>The Poesy of Memete Alighieri
>The Poesy of Memer
>The Memes and Stories of Chekhov
>Meme and Punishment
>The Pickwick Memes
>Memesalom, Memesalom
>King Meme
>Meme and Peace
>The Stories of Memestoy
>The Prose and Poesy of Memeville
>The Poesy of John Meme
>The Poesy of Wallace meme
>MacMeme
>The Plays of Sophomeme
>Don Memejote
>Madame Meme
>The Stories of Memeka
>Dead Memes
>Memes
>Meme
>The Plays of Memesen

When a book about shiposting gets finally published, I hope that this post makes the first page.

It seems to me, there are two kinds of people in this world: yet they are not that far apart from eachother

>reading Ibsen in 2016

top kek

pleb

>tfw we'll never read "The Meme of Shakespeare"

well memed

Ibsen fucking sucks

I've read them all, son. So what?

u mad