What in the world are these abominations

the funny thing is that this shit wasnt created in america.
of course some places do this kind of shit now in america now though.

"WOW DO AMERICANS REALL EAT THIS !?!?!??"!?!?!??!?!"

>ITT: Jealous Europeans

>impotent angry reply to hide obsession with americans

>reply laughing at how obsessed EU is with NA

>Meanwhile in Britain

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SWEET GENIUS!!!

Irresponsible wastes of food (africans slaved over cacoa plants for this)
The people who order them are wastes of oxygen
Unfortunately they are too enclosed within their cultural bubble to care

>here's your drink, bro

if I were really rich I'd buy a couple of these a day and throw them away immediately (nasty gimmicky sugary garbage) just to piss off the "enjoyment is wrong because starving africans" crowd

>lol u mad?
Grow up.

I consider these more to be decorative over consumable.

I wouldn't waste money on shit like this though.

It's not that sugar is bad, it's that the shit is super impractical. Get a bowl, for fucks sake.

Is that a fucking leg in the one on the left?

That crazy bullshit drink comes with ANOTHER DRINK.

This shit is getting out of control.

What's the big deal? There is literally no reason to get "triggered" over these things.
Obviously you don't buy one just for yourself because that would be retarded, you're supposed to share one of these with a group of friend... oh.. right.. no one here has friends.
I get it now.

Carry on.

they look like the menopausal fat lady equivalent to those ridiculous bloody marries with burgers and bacon hanging off of them

I like the look of the ones with rainbow sprinkles and white frosting/cake on them, no homo

The ironic thing is that these are inevitably made with shitty poor quality ingredients which taste awful.

I've been to multiple award winning desert restaurants and every time I've had one of these they've tasted absolutely awful as the chef only cares about how it looks, not how it tastes.

In fact, desert restaurants in general are usually very poor quality which food wouldn't pass muster in a 3 star hotel, but that's a story for another thread.

>not eating your greens?
>children are starving in africa you know
stop being a moralizing cunt. wasting food is wrong because it's lazy, stupid and creates shitty habits, not because every 60 seconds in africa a minute passes

>britantrums

every single time lel

literally an entire population that looks and acts like ugly babbies

They're just large, ostentatious desserts, the sort of things that'd get passed around during noble feasts and still might, in places like Saudi Arabia and North Korea where there are still blooded autocrats and oligarchies.

Whatever. Stop pulling yourself in an autistic knot over novelty food.

>but you can mail food to afrika an save the chillins!

Food wasted here is not wasted food there. Some people fail to realize how food exports and sales work.

I'd go to town on the last one. I don't care how stupid the presentation is.

why are you so o b s e s s e d?

Maybe those fuckers should stop dipping their dicks in ant hills while ritually huffing jenkem as contraception and use condoms so they'd have a bit more food to go around.

Did your boyfriend yell at you again today

Just american things

What the fuck is in the syringe

Insulin

JUST

#1 could be fun it's just too big. I don't mean fat person too big I mean that's too goddamned much bubblegum and lolipop to be fun.

#2 and 3 could be enjoyable if extremely cold and shared by 2 people. Or 3 people. They seem like a gateway to kink rather than a dessert.

Damn, Tiana and Mulan are really getting into it.

Australian milkshakes.
Yes, their shitposting has manifested in the real world.
And don't think it's anything new, they shitposted before the internet.
See history of Granny Smith apple, it was found from a dump and now...

reminds me of that awful Cake Boss show, all the ingredients, the cake itself, the marzipan, the glazing, is stock shit of terrible quality but people order his stuff for big occasions because "LOL LOOK AT THIS PICTURE OUR WEDDING CAKE IS SHAPED LIKE THE PARK WHERE WE FIRST MET SO ROMANTIC XD", completely ignoring the fact that the cake they are serving their guests tastes like dry sawdust.

Just another thing thats wrong with stupid people in general and millennials in particular. Anything that cant be conveyed through instagram or snapchat, like taste, smell and texture, is irrelevant to them.

talk about a heart attack

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wow so trendy, there's always a line and the wait is hours and everybody is a faggot

blacktapnyc.com/

>when you're in a hurry and you need your diabetes

oh my lord

Trendy

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i love it

why can't people appreciate simplicity?

we are in a nuclear arms race of entertainment and excitement. these milkshakes aren't even for eating, it's for impressing yourself, telling yourself that it was all 'worth it'

but then what? eventually it becomes 'just a milkshake' until you can get MORE MORE MORE

Well I figure you'd need a second drink while you're working on getting to the first drink.

looks like u mad lmao

Why drizzle caramel over the napkin though

>le wrong generation meme
Seriously consider suicide

salted caramemel

I'm guessing they plated it and then added the drizzle to the top, leading to fallout

like some kind of savages.

Holy shit that's hilarious.

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>the second bloody mary on top of it

Left to right from most to least inconvenient to eat.

I gaged.

gagged*

whereas Alice is in "I need an adult" mode

YUM YUM YUM YUM!

Oh how I loveeeee diabetes

>not appreciating a good freakshake
You guys don't know how to live.

That actually doesn't look that bad. Like not good, but it looks feasible to actually consume.

idk man drinking that much toothpaste can't be good for you

i believe the rest of the chicken is behind the burned marshmellows

>Obviously you don't buy one just for yourself because that would be retarded
I doubt the type of person who orders this kind of food is willing to share it.

What about this?

>being a milennial AND triggered when being pointed out

Go post a picture on instagram and cut your wrists after getting

sour candies are my weakness

I unironically live about 200 m from one of these places. patissez.com.au/

time to go do some field research on these things

not when it's 13.50 AUD a shake mate.

>thirteen fiddy for a meme shake
with that money I could make several at home

with that money i can go to mcdonalds and get a caramel sundae + apple pie and all the mcchickens i can stomach

Nothing was created in america.

Oh that looks sinful

>All these bitter flyovers

>dislike stupid pointless thing designed to look nice on instagram or snapchat
>must be a flyover

>i posted it again