ITT: Patrician breakfasts ONLY. What do YOU start your day with?

ITT: Patrician breakfasts ONLY. What do YOU start your day with?
Plebs not welcome.

Scrambled eggs on corn tortillas with cilantro, lime juice and scorpion pepper flakes N' a protein shake.

caviar on bljad, some lobster

shakshuka or congee w/ youtiao

hotdog

toast, fruit, black coffee

>Patrician
>Paper plates

You aren't eating the plate.

buttermilk pancakes

raw instant oatmeal flakes

wash down with some tea